T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs?

tonyw

Well-Known Member
I think we should do these.

Anyone wanna nominate a few sayings? Here are couple to get things started.

"Dude, I think that chick's Amish!"

"Single, clean, and disease free."

"I'm in the rental business."
 

Derg

New Arizona, Il Duce/Warlord
Staff member
For some reason, having said two of the above three phrases kinda frightens me!


How about "Hon! She's portable!"
 

FL270

New Member
If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"
 

jdflight

Well-Known Member
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If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"

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That's funny, because as soon as this thread began, Tony and I were messaging each other about quoting you!
 

tonyw

Well-Known Member
Yup. Dude, that was one of the all time great utterances!

Better than anything Yogi Berra could have come up with, and that's saying a lot.
 

Kristie

Mama Bear....
Staff member
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"Where's pilot602?"




(wishful thinking)

[/ QUOTE ]I think it's actually "his plane broke down again?"

btw - any news on the new 2005 NJC picture?? I'll be needing it by end of August.
 

Mavmb

Well-Known Member
I've always liked the saying, "I'll rent anything that flies, floats, or Fff fornicates."
 

Kristie

Mama Bear....
Staff member
ok.. so we've got 7 quotes.. i need 3 more! comeone guys.. remember the highlights of last year and run with it!

how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

personally, i think the MILF one really needs to be on there cuz that was an all time high quote and headturner!!
 

I_Money

Moderator
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how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

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It was $800 - well atleast that is what I told you guys!
 

tonyw

Well-Known Member
What did your credit card company say it was? I figure they're the ones who know the best, eh?

Hey, Matt, you wanna do a check on Iain's account?
 

I_Money

Moderator
I think it shoud 'Arrrr, I am a pirate' as that is what the strippers would come up to us and say when they were sent by the bouncer (who we tipped).

The bank manager said it was a good performance, and wanted to come next time.
 

Derg

New Arizona, Il Duce/Warlord
Staff member
I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!
I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.
 
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I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!
I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.

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But there good ones...and sides your easy man I mean easy.
We need only get you drunk or tipsy then you let it all hang out and then the best taglines/signatures will come out of you!
After all there is no way that your gonna stay sober all weekend...


-Matthew
 
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