"You can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.":rotfl: You are one sick, twisted individual.....(not that there's anything wrong with that!)
While The Do might not mind your scenario---his girlfriend might not be too thrilled.
The Vegas must be respected, and one must remember that what happened in The Vegas stays in The Vegas.
I'm about to be BMFD in The Vegas, and it's gonna be oh so sticky sweet.