Here's one for the kids...

Derg

Cap, Roci
Staff member
Here\'s one for the kids...

Dell laptop: 7 lbs.

Height: 60 inches

Gravity: 9.8 m/s^2

Coefficient of friction of hands: .000000023 mu

So kids, what does this all equal?

A dead touchpad, broken monitor, broken power plug, cracked case and a $45 cab ride in LAS to go drop off my broken laptop at the Airborne Express station.

Gravity and laptops don't mix.

Friends don't let friends drop laptops!
 

Ophir

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

What? were you getting sweaty palms Taylor? What happened?
 

E_Dawg

Moderator
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

Daaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn; nice going!



...And they let you fly planes
 

flyitup

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

That sucks!

I've had a few close calls with mine too...

Do you have insurance on it?
 

Tim

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

I guess if it doesnt fly at FL310 @450kts then Doug gets clumsy...haha.
 

rausda27

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

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What? were you getting sweaty palms Taylor? What happened?


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He had flashbacks of the last time he was in Vegas with a large group of people he had never met before.
 

Kristie

Mama Bear....
Staff member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

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Don't feel too bad...my laptop caught on fire recently.

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how in the world did that happen?????? that SUCKS! were you able to even save the HD?

luckily for us - we purchased the Dell CompleteCare package for both our laptops - so even if doug breaks it, he'll probably be getting an entirely new laptop. at least, that's how I think it works....
 

kostcoguy

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

Laptop caught on fire....were you playing with matches at the time?? I am kind of in question of how in the world that happened.
 

Ophir

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

probably a napalm accident . . . . that stuff is so tricky to use around computers.
 

flyhi5

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

can we just take a moment and talk about how hot Paris Hilton really is???

DAAAAAAMN
 

tonyw

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

I think Nicki is hotter. I think downloading her pictures might cause my computer to spontaneously combust. Which would suck because then I'd have to go to WinMX to uh, sample the music I have on it.
 

flyitup

Well-Known Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

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It got too hot playing the Paris Hilton video!

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Paris Hilton? I thought you were in love with the Olsens...
 

I_Money

Moderator
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

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It got too hot playing the Paris Hilton video!

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Paris Hilton? I thought you were in love with the Olsens...


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Hey it was not my computer!
 

aloft

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

All depends upon how you define "hot". Skinny alone doesn't do it, and there's something about her that looks....odd. Couple this with the fact that she doesn't have a single brain cell in her head and she's pretty much lost all appeal as far as I'm concerned. "Stupid rich girl" doesn't equal "hot" in my book. I'm not really impressed by the whole "famous for being famous" bit.
 

Kristie

Mama Bear....
Staff member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

I happen to think Leo Dicaprio (Titanic/Catch me if you can) and Johnny Depp & Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Carribean) are hotties, myself! I don't go for the paris hilton type.... I like it when the women don't follow directions but fight back
J/K


 

E_Dawg

Moderator
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

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can we just take a moment and talk about how hot Paris Hilton really is???

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Actually, no. Might be a 'double standard'.

Awww to hell with it:
 

TheWife

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

You BETTER find some hot guy pics to post for us ladies and GP or we WILL set off the double standard alarm!
 

TheWife

New Member
Re: Here\'s one for the kids...

Oh, and I agree with Aloft. What is sexy about a bratty snobby toothpick girl? I prefer some "fiesty" and "intellect".
 
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