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Old October 10th, 2007, 20:31   #1
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A child in first class has been allowed to bring a small pig on board in a pet carrier. Sometime during the flight the pig escapes and is basically running amok up and down the isle and defacating everywhere.(according to the F/A.) It's your call....what would you do?
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Old October 10th, 2007, 21:25   #2
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catch and cage the pig, and make the newest flight attendant clean the poo.
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Old October 10th, 2007, 23:32   #3
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I'd call Samuel L
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Old October 10th, 2007, 23:36   #4
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Okay - are you serious!
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I'd throw it out to see if pigs can fly
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Old October 11th, 2007, 14:50   #6
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Hate 2 tell you guys this but this actually happened B4!!!!! Check the records because I cant recall the airline;however it WAS a very recent event!The flight diverted (emergency landing) because the pig from my understanding was a pretty good sized one. How they managed to carry it on is beyond me!
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Old October 12th, 2007, 02:19   #7
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I'd throw it out to see if pigs can fly
LOL...that is some funny stuff.
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Old October 12th, 2007, 10:33   #8
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Darn it! I thought this thread was going to be about jetBlue, Virgin and Skybus pilots.
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Fresh bacon for the passengers
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Old October 14th, 2007, 14:31   #10
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"Get this pig of the mother ******* plane!" ....what a movie haha

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Old October 15th, 2007, 15:44   #11
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Sorry about that Velo maybe next time!
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Old October 18th, 2007, 00:40   #12
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"Im sick and tired of this Mother F****** Pig on this Mother F****** Plane!!!" gotta love him.
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