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| | #26 |
| Agent Smith | Shoot, at my last airline, we had some lady poop on a stack of newspapers! But that's what they got for scheduling a 19-passenger airplane on a 2+20 block city pair! "We need a UPK, stat! Mediiiiic!" And yes, the crew had to clean it. |
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| | #27 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 3rd Rock From the Sun
Posts: 841
| did the crew know of this happening, couldn't someone offer her a barf bag???? OMG To think I'm getting out of the medical profession where I wipe butts all day to cleaning up after a PX in a 1900 ![]() |
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| | #28 |
| Agent Smith | Well it was like this. The lady walks up to the cockpit a little after takeoff and says that she needs to go to the bathroom. The crew tells her that the Beech 1900 does not have a bathroom onboard, the ETE to destination and that we've got plenty of 'relief bags' for her to "Go #1". Nope, gotta "Go #2". Yikes. ETE to the destination is repeated once again. So she goes to the back of the aircraft. Flight lands, door opens and SWEET SISTER OF MERCY!!! Woooo! Caught the VAPIZ! She had taken a newspaper, strewn it on row eight and just let go. Now from what I hear, it wasn't like labrador retreiver poo where the dog makes a neat little pile of fecal material, but it was like "angry rottweiler"/"loose bowel jamboree" style. Everywhere. On the newspaper... Off the newspaper. On the seat... Under the seat... Not only did the crew have to clean it, the airline had to endure the embarassment of her being a "notable" from the departure city that was on that flight to celebrate the inagural of service between the two cities. Yow. Nope, luckily I wasn't the CA or FO on that flight, but my next door neighbor was. Poor guy. Same guy who had a passenger drop dead on him on a 20 minute leg. |
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| | #29 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 91
| Geez Doug, that's pretty nasty. What were the px's reaction to her droppn poo in a crowded plane? I'd would have pushed her down in it while she was squattin. . Nasty man, just Nasty. |
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| | #30 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 161
| ewwwww ![]() |
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| | #31 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 2,592
| How could the other pax just sit there? That would stink so bad! ![]() |
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| | #32 |
| Old Skool | I can't belive pax wouldn't do anything. Hopefully she got arrested for Assault (LOL). Thank god we have a lav on my plane and a cleaning crew. I couldn't imagine having to clean that up. |
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| | #33 |
| Moderator | That has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Are there announcements made at the gate that tell the pax there's no lav? Is it a surprise? I agree that 2:40 is WAY too long to block a flight with no lav! |
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| | #34 |
| Agent Smith | Well, let's put it this way, on the first flight, half of the passengers were members of the "XXX" chamber of commerce there to celebrate the inaugural flight between the two cities. Very hard (and ill) to arrest a member of the chamber of commerce on the inaugural/celebratory flight! |
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