Global Warming Ftw!!!

Wild_Weasel · January 4th, 2006, 19:49

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenda...nav_undeclared

ZOMG, it's like above freezing in January. Can this be true?!?!?!

Edit: I realized I just completely jinxed myself now. =(

flyingmaniac · January 4th, 2006, 22:35

It's because America didn't sign the Global Warming Treaty!!! Basically that is the reason for the hurricanes and high temperatures. Almost every country in this world has signed the treaty except for America.

Bignellyxx · January 4th, 2006, 23:31

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Originally Posted by flyingmaniac

It's because America didn't sign the Global Warming Treaty!!! Basically that is the reason for the hurricanes and high temperatures. Almost every country in this world has signed the treaty except for America.

I'm hoping and pretty sure that was 100% sarcasm. However i think its because of the 150 ICBM's that used to be here and the 150 that are still out west.

flyingmaniac · January 4th, 2006, 23:35

I hold no convictions.

Screaming_Emu · January 5th, 2006, 09:12

damnit, as long as I live in North Dakota, global warming is more than welcome :-P

Goldmember · January 5th, 2006, 09:44

Just a thought, but you do realize freezing is 32 degrees right? (okay where's my smart@ss icon)

But seriously, in the 40's in northwest indiana without a spec of snow on the ground in January is a trip.

Philip · January 5th, 2006, 10:30

no worries, it does that.
feb it'll be below zero all month. Woot!

JaceTheAce · January 5th, 2006, 17:46

I think it's because of Simplot ...causing the global warming!

Bignellyxx · January 6th, 2006, 03:03

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Originally Posted by JaceTheAce

I think it's because of Simplot ...causing the global warming!

I agree, it just has to

or its peanut butter & jelly time that causes global warming

TXaviator · January 6th, 2006, 05:13

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Originally Posted by Bignellyxx

I agree, it just has to

or its peanut butter & jelly time that causes global warming

peanut butter jelly time causes warming in my pants.

JaceTheAce · January 7th, 2006, 23:35

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Originally Posted by TXaviator

peanut butter jelly time causes warming in my pants.

Dj To Rule · January 12th, 2006, 07:06

As soon as I came back from the trip I realized a lot of fat girls and the warm weather in Dakota. End of the polar bears!

JaceTheAce · January 12th, 2006, 12:43

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Originally Posted by Dj To Rule

As soon as I came back from the trip I realized a lot of fat girls and the warm weather in Dakota. End of the polar bears!

The average person gains 7 lbs over the holidays. I think that North Dakota has skewed up that statistical average

stuckingfk · January 12th, 2006, 19:05

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Originally Posted by JaceTheAce

The average person gains 7 lbs over the holidays. I think that North Dakota has skewed up that statistical average

You guys crack me up. I think all ya'll don't know how to look for women (guys for you Jace). You just need to know where to find them.

Now to the weight issue with women; almost all gain weight. Naturally women are vertically challenged so the only way they can grow is sideways. They need some influence which most men aren't man enough to do. This is why you need to nag women to workout or do something to keep active. And if that doesn't work, start with saying "you're hurting me" when she sits on your lap, or when she wants a piggy back ride say "you're too heavy."

I know this sounds mean and kind of off the wall, but be honest. You'd want someone to be honest about a drinking problem wouldn't you? Obesity is a problem. It's a drain on the economy and the person. And we need to stop the slide here in America.

AngelFuree · January 13th, 2006, 13:27

Haha Lucas. Asian women are naturally slim. I like that. But your girlfriend doesn't fit the ND buffalo women description, which is why you say "you just gotta know where to find them", haha. Maybe you can share some insight as to where these hot women hang out. Certainly not on campus, or anywhere near campus.
But yeah...try picking them up. Your veins would pop out, hahaha.

TheShocker · January 13th, 2006, 16:58

Hmmmm fat chicks at Wilky! With their quadrouple cheeseburger and 3 glasses of chocolate milk. Whats wrong with them guys? They need some loving too. I will share an inside trick on how to do it "Just cover her in flour, and hit the wet spot."

Excuse me while I go barf! But I guess its like smoking, they know that **** is bad for you but smoking/eating feels so good.

January 4th, 2006, 19:49	#1
Wild_Weasel Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: UND Posts: 197	Global Warming Ftw!!! http://www.weather.com/weather/tenda...nav_undeclared ZOMG, it's like above freezing in January. Can this be true?!?!?! Edit: I realized I just completely jinxed myself now. =(

January 4th, 2006, 22:35	#2
flyingmaniac Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TN / ATL Posts: 612	It's because America didn't sign the Global Warming Treaty!!! Basically that is the reason for the hurricanes and high temperatures. Almost every country in this world has signed the treaty except for America. __________________ http://www.SellPart135.com

January 4th, 2006, 23:35	#4
flyingmaniac Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TN / ATL Posts: 612	I hold no convictions. __________________ http://www.SellPart135.com

January 5th, 2006, 09:12	#5
Screaming_Emu Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 3,248	damnit, as long as I live in North Dakota, global warming is more than welcome :-P __________________ Commercial Pilot - ASEL, AMEL, Instrument CFI/II 880TT CRJ-700 FO at Southernjets Connection Former flight instructor out of KBWI and W29 Loves Dutch chicks "jtrain609: I wish I had a pair"

January 5th, 2006, 09:44	#6
Goldmember Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Louisville, KY. Posts: 150	Just a thought, but you do realize freezing is 32 degrees right? (okay where's my smart@ss icon) But seriously, in the 40's in northwest indiana without a spec of snow on the ground in January is a trip. __________________ What are we going to do tonight brain? --Same thing we do every night Pinky, try and take over the world.

January 5th, 2006, 10:30	#7
Philip Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: KAPA Posts: 1,492	no worries, it does that. feb it'll be below zero all month. Woot!

January 5th, 2006, 17:46	#8
JaceTheAce Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Most of the time in the air Posts: 7,329	I think it's because of Simplot ...causing the global warming! __________________ "Time spent flying is not deducted from one's lifespan." Free The Grapes!

January 12th, 2006, 07:06	#12
Dj To Rule Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Grand Forks, USA/Istanbul, Turkey/Girne, North Cyprus Posts: 550	Ohh baby yeah As soon as I came back from the trip I realized a lot of fat girls and the warm weather in Dakota. End of the polar bears!

January 13th, 2006, 13:27	#15
AngelFuree Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: G-Forks, ND/ NYC Posts: 3,131	Haha Lucas. Asian women are naturally slim. I like that. But your girlfriend doesn't fit the ND buffalo women description, which is why you say "you just gotta know where to find them", haha. Maybe you can share some insight as to where these hot women hang out. Certainly not on campus, or anywhere near campus. But yeah...try picking them up. Your veins would pop out, hahaha.

January 13th, 2006, 16:58	#16
TheShocker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Queens/Grand Forks Posts: 338	Hmmmm fat chicks at Wilky! With their quadrouple cheeseburger and 3 glasses of chocolate milk. Whats wrong with them guys? They need some loving too. I will share an inside trick on how to do it "Just cover her in flour, and hit the wet spot." Excuse me while I go barf! But I guess its like smoking, they know that **** is bad for you but smoking/eating feels so good.

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