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I prefer the term "swamp donkey"
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for 3 seasons of high school hockey in a thug league, 4 seasons of intramurals, and a few stints in various mens leagues, i, to this very day, have never been taken down as hard as by that fat cow.
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We were eating at Wilkerson the other night, and were talking about fat cows—I mean girls. We were pointing out some of the fat ones walking around. I didn't realize it at the time, but in front of us, was some fat girl eating her food (I couldn't see her because she was short and her two friends were blocking her from our view). Well then, my friend got up to get some seconds, and then I went a minute after that too. As I passed by the table, I hear this fat girl tell me, "Your friend's a real #######!". I was like "ha ha ha", and continued walking. Her two friends were embarrased of her when she said that, lol. The fat girl was pissed but at the same time very hurt. I was laughing the whole night after that.
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But wait, there's more... This one time at Wilkerson... We sat w/ one of our female friends. She brought her roommate w/ her. This was one heavy 400lb cow/elephant hybrid. Along w/ her was her tray with a double bacon cheeseburger, 1 lb of fries, and three glasses of soda. I asked her, "what's your name?" She replied, but looked as if she wanted to kill someone. |
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Hold on...as if that weren't enough... This one time while driving down S. Columbia w/ a friend... We stopped for a red light. A car pulls up to us, and so, naturally, we looked to our left. It was one 250lb helium-filled hipposaurus rex. It was a fat lady eating her McDonald's Big Mac, while talking on her cellphone. She was slobbering all over. Ewwwwwwwwww.............. |
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OK guys....I can't stop...lol The worst part is sitting behind a big fat tub of elephant dung, at Wilkerson. You get to see the acne filled ass crack which, IMO, is just plain NASTY. |
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WOW...This is the longest thread i've seen on the UND forum in a long time!
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Ok, with the all-too-detailed descriptions from AF and a pic which ought not be posted (anywhere) from Jace, I hereby declare this the worst thread ever.
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Agreed...I give it ONE star!
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If I could give it negative stars I would!
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| Junior Member | Nevertheless, no North Dakota "Buffalo Woman" or "Alaska Wookie" can come close to.....**WARNING, USE EXTREME CAUTION BEFORE VIEWING THIS LINK** http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html Edit: just realized that for some reason the site no longer displays the picture of the mammoth-beast-girl herself, apologies. |
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This thread started out okay....I dunno what happened??!?!?!! ![]()
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If you really want to see some whoppers, go to Selke at dinnertime.
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Ugh... speaking of eating, Miss three tons of fun that tackled us used to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sneak into late night.
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i don't know how the lunch ladies could miss her. she's too fat! she blocked the sun on sunny days.
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I think I rate this thread 5 stars! okay...actually no.
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Best thread in awhile, "YEA YEA" haha, we need a video of you guys (Angel and Chris) sliding down the stair to make it even better!!!
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Alrlight I realize that the majority of the women here are fatasses, however if you guys would quit oogling the fat ones only so that you can pronounce they're extreme fatness, you might find a few hotties around. I can't say I didn't do the same thing when I ate at the Wilk on a regular basis. But once I got over the fact that, yes indeed there is a large population of huge asses around here, I went out and found a hot girlfriend, and yes she is a from North Dakota. (not trying to sound pompous, just trying to make a point) ...I know it might take a degree of will power, but I think a few of you might find it beneficial.
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