Does anyone have any aviation, atc related jokes?

[CaptainChris87]

well does anyone have any ATC or aviation related jokes?

[Wild_Weasel]

*google*

[UAL747400]

Not a joke but a funny things straight from experiances with GFK ATC.

"aww, you guys all look alike"-after telling the wrong warrior to turn extend downwind

After going around because due to a seminal taking its time doing "ground work"
Tower: Sioux69(whatever mine was) extend your downwind to let that seminal pass, hes a little faster than you.
Seminal dude: You gotta love those mighty seminals
Tower: If you're so mighty why does that warrior keep catching up to you so fast.

I cant think of anything else. Those guys are hilarious if you catch them at the right time and there isnt too many tools flying around in the pattern. The guy that runs the west side in the afternoon and some evenings is probably the best guy there. I dont know his name though.

[roundout]

probably chuck. he's pretty cool. hooked a brotha up with a cup of coffee in the cab more than a few times while i was nervously watching my students solo. like i needed caffeine to make me calm down, i suppose.

chuck is the man.

[CRJ700]

ATC-" Delta 233, traffic is a fokker 10 o'clock 2 miles, 1,000 feet below, report traffic in sight"

Delta 233-" I have that f&^ker in sight."

ATC-"Roooooooooger"

[SteveC]

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[UAL747400]

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probably chuck. he's pretty cool. hooked a brotha up with a cup of coffee in the cab more than a few times while i was nervously watching my students solo. like i needed caffeine to make me calm down, i suppose.

chuck is the man.

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Yeah thats who it is. Its the same guy that came to speak in 102 ground.

Whoever runs ground in the late afternoon and evening has got something shoved way up his @#$. Either that or he has to deal with a lot of "slow" students. Seems like everytime I was up he'd be kind of in a bad mood when we left and in a really bad mood when we got back. I know its not me, Im the friggen man on the radio.

[Wild_Weasel]

hey OC, here's a joke, how bout this pic
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[airplanerik]

AWESOME!

[CaptainChris87]

you Photoshopped that cr@p....

[Screaming_Emu]

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hey OC, here's a joke, how bout this pic
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LMFAO. So true too. OC, I was just sitting here in the link, you walked in, looked around, and left.

BTW, you do know that you forgot the rest of the suit that goes with the jacket you were wearing, right? Suit Jacket+tshirt+jeans=ephing stupid

[CaptainChris87]

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hey OC, here's a joke, how bout this pic
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LMFAO. So true too. OC, I was just sitting here in the link, you walked in, looked around, and left.

BTW, you do know that you forgot the rest of the suit that goes with the jacket you were wearing, right? Suit Jacket+tshirt+jeans=ephing stupid

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I find what they did quite disturbing, and if you find it amusing then you have some issues yourself. what about you....potato sac+loin cloth+cowoby boots= WTF?!

[CaptainChris87]

then what the heck do you call a guy who always looks Freakin tense, when he talks. Seriosly dude its liek you got a stick up your @(@(@2 when you talk all those veins poppin out of your head (youll know when you see him in person),thats more liek trying to be macho by making your veins pop out of your face when your so scrawney you'd get ptitied upon in a third world country. Your trying to be a Batman character, Joker I belive the way he laughes is just liek you, impersonating Batman villans aint cool, amigo. also its liek your on nos or something, I prefer to be metro then be sniffing NOS. D1(@ wad.

[Screaming_Emu]

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hey OC, here's a joke, how bout this pic
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LMFAO. So true too. OC, I was just sitting here in the link, you walked in, looked around, and left.

BTW, you do know that you forgot the rest of the suit that goes with the jacket you were wearing, right? Suit Jacket+tshirt+jeans=ephing stupid

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I find what they did quite disturbing, and if you find it amusing then you have some issues yourself. what about you....potato sac+loin cloth+cowoby boots= WTF?!

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You're just jealous you can't pimp the loin cloth like I can :-P

[Wild_Weasel]

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then what the heck do you call a guy who always looks Freakin tense, when he talks. Seriosly dude its liek you got a stick up your @(@(@2 when you talk all those veins poppin out of your head (youll know when you see him in person),thats more liek trying to be macho by making your veins pop out of your face when your so scrawney you'd get ptitied upon in a third world country. Your trying to be a Batman character, Joker I belive the way he laughes is just liek you, impersonating Batman villans aint cool, amigo. also its liek your on nos or something, I prefer to be metro then be sniffing NOS. D1(@ wad.

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...**cough ahem**

Just face it OC...y0uG0ts0rvxd