I Have Returned

[Screaming_Emu]

Originally Posted by CAFFEINE

Trust me, airline pilots want to wear our uniform as little as possible when it's not required. You'll understand why when you have to wear it all the time and endure all the stupid questions/comments.

Tonight:

"Is this a good place to stand to get the shuttle to the Ramada?".

"Yeah, this is the hotel shuttle pickup. Did you call them?"

"No, Delta just gave me this coupon. I just figured they let the hotel know we were coming. What is their number?"

[CRJDriver]

People are ####in stupid. I hate wearing my uniform. I call it costume, though. I love when people ask me "are you a pilot" while I'm standing in the hotel lobby or wherever. "No, I'm a ####in' cab driver". STFU!

Just the other day commuting home. I'm on the phone talking to a co-worker, some stupid ass lady interrupts me and aks me. "Sir, do you think I have enough time to go to the bathroom?". How the #### should I know. I just walked away.