You know you're a CFI when...

When a german student tries to tell you to "let a sleeping dog lie" because he dosen't want to comply with what you have told him that the TSA is requiring him to do. AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH! Stuborn old man!

--when you google search "ramen recipes" lol :bandit:

Fun thread!

When you get to your first airline job, and realize in sim training that you're looking across the flight deck at the CA's flight instruments when there are a full set in front of you.

...When the person in the left seat gets a 300 RPM drop on a Mag check and continues checklist as if everything is normal, then asks "ready to go"....

When you get almost violently pissed off when people say...

"OMG you get a day off if it rains? You are so lucky! I always have to go to work when it's rainy!"

Not a perv or anything, but i love having female students. Smell better, better to look at and more pleasurable to talk with. Also a good motivation to actually shower before work. Who wants to be smelly around a lady?

As for the shoes...I keep a spare pare of shoes in my office for the flip flop wearing beach bum wanna bes

I've flown with many women and I love the warrior and arrow. Anybody know why?

Because you have to bend over to get inside and outside. Let me see that thong!!!

:yeahthat: We have a winner!!!!!!

I guess you need to look somewhere other than your paycheck to get adequate compensation for your job.

I don't have any female students but my office mate does, and it's like a breath of fresh air to go into my office after they've been there. Instead of smelling like sweaty headsets that should have been replaced years ago, its a mix of perfume and herbal essences shampoo, and yes, they rinse and repeat.

...you've used a sectional chart in place of a hood.

Don't you guys have window visors?

Window visor?

Dude you are by far my favorite person on this forum. that made me laugh so hard

...you see an interstate full of car head and tail lights and all you can think is "ha ha suckers" as you fly by.

I can only think that on cross countries. Because for all other lessons all I am seeing is the traffic I will have to sit in on the way home from the airport. Love SoCal traffic! :banghead:

This is why you are in my friend list on J/C:nana2:

...you see an interstate full of cars merrily going on their way, passing you one-by-one and think, "Headwinds are suffering. I wish I had air conditioning. Also, planes without lawnmower engines."

You sleep with your FAR/AIM

When its so Africa hot in Houston, that halfway through the day you start halucinating and see chetah's on the runway..

Bahahahaha

It's funny cuz it's true.