T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs?

tonyw · July 15th, 2005, 21:18

I think we should do these.

Anyone wanna nominate a few sayings? Here are couple to get things started.

"Dude, I think that chick's Amish!"

"Single, clean, and disease free."

"I'm in the rental business."

jdflight · July 15th, 2005, 22:45

"I'm in rentals" definitely has to be there!

Doug Taylor · July 16th, 2005, 03:16

For some reason, having said two of the above three phrases kinda frightens me!

How about "Hon! She's portable!"

pilot602 · July 16th, 2005, 20:25

"Where's pilot602?"

(wishful thinking)

FL270 · August 5th, 2005, 12:03

If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"

BCTAv8r · August 5th, 2005, 13:55

FL270, weren't you a corporate pilot?

jdflight · August 5th, 2005, 14:05

[ QUOTE ]
If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"

[/ QUOTE ]

That's funny, because as soon as this thread began, Tony and I were messaging each other about quoting you!

tonyw · August 5th, 2005, 14:25

Yup. Dude, that was one of the all time great utterances!

Better than anything Yogi Berra could have come up with, and that's saying a lot.

mtsu_av8er · August 6th, 2005, 02:49

"We'll be right back - we're going to get the truck . . ."

Kristie · August 8th, 2005, 00:18

[ QUOTE ]
"Where's pilot602?"

(wishful thinking)

[/ QUOTE ]I think it's actually "his plane broke down again?"

btw - any news on the new 2005 NJC picture?? I'll be needing it by end of August.

Mavmb · August 18th, 2005, 01:26

I've always liked the saying, "I'll rent anything that flies, floats, or Fff fornicates."

Kristie · August 18th, 2005, 19:35

ok.. so we've got 7 quotes.. i need 3 more! comeone guys.. remember the highlights of last year and run with it!

how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

personally, i think the MILF one really needs to be on there cuz that was an all time high quote and headturner!!

Maximillian_Jenius · August 19th, 2005, 02:56

...okay how about:

"I sleep in the same bed my parents conceived me in."

-Matthew

I_Money · August 19th, 2005, 11:25

[ QUOTE ]
how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

[/ QUOTE ]

It was $800 - well atleast that is what I told you guys!

tonyw · August 19th, 2005, 11:33

What did your credit card company say it was? I figure they're the ones who know the best, eh?

Hey, Matt, you wanna do a check on Iain's account?

Maximillian_Jenius · August 19th, 2005, 13:22

Well only if he banks with Chase or any of our subsidaries...

-Matthew

I_Money · August 19th, 2005, 15:46

I think it shoud 'Arrrr, I am a pirate' as that is what the strippers would come up to us and say when they were sent by the bouncer (who we tipped).

The bank manager said it was a good performance, and wanted to come next time.

Doug Taylor · August 19th, 2005, 16:54

I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!

I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.

Maximillian_Jenius · August 19th, 2005, 18:16

[ QUOTE ]
I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!

I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.

[/ QUOTE ]

But there good ones...and sides your easy man I mean easy.
We need only get you drunk or tipsy then you let it all hang out and then the best taglines/signatures will come out of you!
After all there is no way that your gonna stay sober all weekend...

-Matthew

jdflight · August 19th, 2005, 18:38

Not if I'm there, he's not!

Maximillian_Jenius · August 19th, 2005, 19:15

Well then lets hope that you get "Junior Manned" at the last minute and can't attend!
Oh wait a minute read that wrong!

-Matthew

Sprint100 · August 20th, 2005, 15:21

Shots of petrone (or however you spell it) are on me.

Kristie · August 22nd, 2005, 17:22

well, i had to cut it down to top five - because the first one is oh so long for a tshirt!!

ok...so we have:

NetworkJC 2004 Top Five Quotes:

1) "Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, DO NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend"
2) "JD's Single, clean and disease free"
3) "We'll be right back...we're going to get the truck"
4) "I'm in the rental business"
5) "Hon, she's portable"

I was thinking that there was a quote last year about being an underglamorized bus driver or something to that effect?

I really wanna put the "my mom's a MILF" in there but if Russ says no.. then ok.. but i think it's very appropriate and would make the top #1 spot!!

anyone else remember any quotes of "major significance" that might beat out these top five?

GrantHubbell · August 23rd, 2005, 11:36

Doug said this a while back. "Chicks dig 737's"

Doug Taylor · August 23rd, 2005, 11:36

Did I?

July 15th, 2005, 22:45	#2
jdflight Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boulder, CO (anywhere but Fresno) Posts: 1,477	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? "I'm in rentals" definitely has to be there!

July 16th, 2005, 03:16	#3
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 39,824 Blog Entries: 1	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? For some reason, having said two of the above three phrases kinda frightens me! How about "Hon! She's portable!"

July 16th, 2005, 20:25	#4
pilot602 Old Skool Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: who haa Posts: 3,750	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? "Where's pilot602?" (wishful thinking)

August 5th, 2005, 12:03	#5
FL270 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,101	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? If ANYTHING about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ... However, I am putting a vote in for: "Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"

August 5th, 2005, 13:55	#6
BCTAv8r Old Skool Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Boca Raton Posts: 6,057	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? FL270, weren't you a corporate pilot?

July 15th, 2005, 21:18	#1
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 15,165	T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? I think we should do these. Anyone wanna nominate a few sayings? Here are couple to get things started. "Dude, I think that chick's Amish!" "Single, clean, and disease free." "I'm in the rental business."

August 5th, 2005, 14:05	#7
jdflight Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boulder, CO (anywhere but Fresno) Posts: 1,477	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? [ QUOTE ] If ANYTHING about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ... However, I am putting a vote in for: "Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!" [/ QUOTE ] That's funny, because as soon as this thread began, Tony and I were messaging each other about quoting you!

August 5th, 2005, 14:25	#8
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 15,165	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Yup. Dude, that was one of the all time great utterances! Better than anything Yogi Berra could have come up with, and that's saying a lot.

August 6th, 2005, 02:49	#9
mtsu_av8er Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia Posts: 12,403	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? "We'll be right back - we're going to get the truck . . ."

August 8th, 2005, 00:18	#10
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 17,705 Blog Entries: 3	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? [ QUOTE ] "Where's pilot602?" (wishful thinking) [/ QUOTE ]I think it's actually "his plane broke down again?" btw - any news on the new 2005 NJC picture?? I'll be needing it by end of August.

August 18th, 2005, 01:26	#11
Mavmb Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,169	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? I've always liked the saying, "I'll rent anything that flies, floats, or Fff fornicates."

August 18th, 2005, 19:35	#12
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 17,705 Blog Entries: 3	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? ok.. so we've got 7 quotes.. i need 3 more! comeone guys.. remember the highlights of last year and run with it! how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha personally, i think the MILF one really needs to be on there cuz that was an all time high quote and headturner!!

August 19th, 2005, 02:56	#13
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 18,661	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? ...okay how about: "I sleep in the same bed my parents conceived me in." -Matthew

August 19th, 2005, 11:25	#14
I_Money Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Socal Posts: 5,645	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? [ QUOTE ] how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha [/ QUOTE ] It was $800 - well atleast that is what I told you guys!

August 19th, 2005, 11:33	#15
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 15,165	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? What did your credit card company say it was? I figure they're the ones who know the best, eh? Hey, Matt, you wanna do a check on Iain's account?

August 19th, 2005, 13:22	#16
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 18,661	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Well only if he banks with Chase or any of our subsidaries... -Matthew

August 19th, 2005, 15:46	#17
I_Money Moderator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Socal Posts: 5,645	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? I think it shoud 'Arrrr, I am a pirate' as that is what the strippers would come up to us and say when they were sent by the bouncer (who we tipped). The bank manager said it was a good performance, and wanted to come next time.

August 19th, 2005, 16:54	#18
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 39,824 Blog Entries: 1	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? I'm keeping my mouth shut this year! I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.

August 19th, 2005, 18:16	#19
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 18,661	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? [ QUOTE ] I'm keeping my mouth shut this year! I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc. [/ QUOTE ] But there good ones...and sides your easy man I mean easy. We need only get you drunk or tipsy then you let it all hang out and then the best taglines/signatures will come out of you! After all there is no way that your gonna stay sober all weekend... -Matthew

August 19th, 2005, 18:38	#20
jdflight Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boulder, CO (anywhere but Fresno) Posts: 1,477	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Not if I'm there, he's not!

August 19th, 2005, 19:15	#21
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 18,661	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Well then lets hope that you get "Junior Manned" at the last minute and can't attend! Oh wait a minute read that wrong! -Matthew

August 20th, 2005, 15:21	#22
Sprint100 Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Santa Clarita, CA Posts: 5,858	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Shots of petrone (or however you spell it) are on me.

August 22nd, 2005, 17:22	#23
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 17,705 Blog Entries: 3	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? well, i had to cut it down to top five - because the first one is oh so long for a tshirt!! ok...so we have: NetworkJC 2004 Top Five Quotes: 1) "Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, DO NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend" 2) "JD's Single, clean and disease free" 3) "We'll be right back...we're going to get the truck" 4) "I'm in the rental business" 5) "Hon, she's portable" I was thinking that there was a quote last year about being an underglamorized bus driver or something to that effect? I really wanna put the "my mom's a MILF" in there but if Russ says no.. then ok.. but i think it's very appropriate and would make the top #1 spot!! anyone else remember any quotes of "major significance" that might beat out these top five?

August 23rd, 2005, 11:36	#24
GrantHubbell Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hanger A-10 Posts: 833	Re: T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs? Doug said this a while back. "Chicks dig 737's"

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