Funny Transmission

davolijj · September 4th, 2009, 19:54

I was working a high-altitude sector today and this CRJ2 pilot had me cracking up. When he checked in I asked him his climb rate as he was in confliction with another aircraft. He answered, "500 feet per minute."
Apparently I sounded less then pleased when I rogered him (I was really just trying to think of plan B). He came back and said, "hey, we're just as dissappoined about it as you."

ftyflyboy · September 4th, 2009, 23:47

That's pretty funny

ATC RET 2003 · September 5th, 2009, 03:48

That's when you say, "My next vector is gonna make you MORE disappointed about it than me."

boondr · September 5th, 2009, 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATC RET 2003

That's when you say, "My next vector is gonna make you MORE disappointed about it than me."

bLizZuE · September 5th, 2009, 14:05

Awesome.

canadian_atc · September 17th, 2009, 18:26

The old RJ's the 100's/200's have generated some good ATC quotes, unfortunately none of these are mine:

On the hotline during a handoff
"30 miles east of TOPPS is Jazz 943, out of flight level 246 throwing bags out to 340."

Frequency
"Comair 426, if you want to climb you have to pull BACK on the stick"

"Center Jazz 850 requesting flight level 360"
"Not unless you have JATO"

EDUC8-or · September 19th, 2009, 07:49

Blame Canada!

tk727 · October 12th, 2009, 23:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATC RET 2003

That's when you say, "My next vector is gonna make you MORE disappointed about it than me."

SWA came over this morning on the STAR descending to 16,000 but only showing 260kts. He was in a position which would normally make him first but not w/ the speed he was at. He was assigned a descent to 5,000ft. When asked if center assigned a speed restriction he said "No, just slowed on our own in case we didn't get the descent right away, we'll speed up now that we have a descent." Response from the controller "Roger, turn 30 degrees left, vector for sequence."

JumpWake · October 13th, 2009, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk727

SWA came over this morning on the STAR descending to 16,000 but only showing 260kts. He was in a position which would normally make him first but not w/ the speed he was at. He was assigned a descent to 5,000ft. When asked if center assigned a speed restriction he said "No, just slowed on our own in case we didn't get the descent right away, we'll speed up now that we have a descent." Response from the controller "Roger, turn 30 degrees left, vector for sequence."

Nice!

Douglas · October 13th, 2009, 16:25

haha, funny.

September 4th, 2009, 19:54	#1
davolijj Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: memphis Posts: 45	Funny Transmission I was working a high-altitude sector today and this CRJ2 pilot had me cracking up. When he checked in I asked him his climb rate as he was in confliction with another aircraft. He answered, "500 feet per minute." Apparently I sounded less then pleased when I rogered him (I was really just trying to think of plan B). He came back and said, "hey, we're just as dissappoined about it as you." Last edited by davolijj; September 4th, 2009 at 19:55.

September 4th, 2009, 23:47	#2
ftyflyboy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Phoenix Posts: 307	Re: Funny Transmission That's pretty funny __________________ I'm on a Plane...I can't complain - Kurt Cobain

September 5th, 2009, 03:48	#3
ATC RET 2003 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Fedvul Jawja Posts: 1,136	Re: Funny Transmission That's when you say, "My next vector is gonna make you MORE disappointed about it than me." __________________ “I refuse to have my sense of humor limited by things that offend uneducated people. ”- Roger, Roger (Used with permission)

September 5th, 2009, 14:05	#5
bLizZuE Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vero Beach, Florida Posts: 1,525 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Funny Transmission Awesome. __________________ \| website \|

September 17th, 2009, 18:26	#6
canadian_atc Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 154	Re: Funny Transmission The old RJ's the 100's/200's have generated some good ATC quotes, unfortunately none of these are mine: On the hotline during a handoff "30 miles east of TOPPS is Jazz 943, out of flight level 246 throwing bags out to 340." Frequency "Comair 426, if you want to climb you have to pull BACK on the stick" "Center Jazz 850 requesting flight level 360" "Not unless you have JATO"

September 19th, 2009, 07:49	#7
EDUC8-or Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,785	Re: Funny Transmission Blame Canada! __________________ 2 FROM TOMME

October 13th, 2009, 16:25	#10
Douglas Old Skool Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Good Life. Posts: 2,262	Re: Funny Transmission haha, funny. __________________ EYE/ Double EYE/ Multi EYE/ GOLDEN-EYE Instructor---> Full Time Charter pilot-> Part Time Legend-----> Spare Time. Student pilot guide

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