Mo' fatta pilots, coming soon.

[Doug Taylor]

If you think you got a lot of grub before over the Atlantic, here's a "partial" crew meal which didn't involve the fruit/cheese course or dessert.

Think ER and 777 guys might have packed on some weight before, just you wait!

First Course:

Clockwise from top left: Caprese salad, asparagus soup, proscuitto and a crab salad, butter, carmelized onion over hummus and veggies.

Second Course:


Yardbird with a red wine reduction, gnocci and green beans.

No, I don't eat all this food. A LOT of guys do, surprisingly.

[TFaudree_ERAU]

Damn, I thought we had it good with lobster, shrimp and cheese that the passengers never touch.

[mikecweb]

But my wang is bigger...

[Cptnchia]

Frakin ER pilots! Try this for a transcon.

[Tld]

I don't eat that well at home!

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Cptnchia

Frakin ER pilots! Try this for a transcon.

My dinner on AirTran yesterday - three of these puppies and a Cherry Zero! Mmmmm!

[E_Dawg]

Our crew meals:

[High_Alpha]

There's always the extra pack of oatmeal from the hotel's continental breakfast, microwaved in the crew room.

[Polar742]

=

Pilot Crack

[Cheechako]

Caprese salad, asparagus soup, proscuitto and a crab salad, butter, carmelized onion over hummus and veggies.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. . . I'll stick with my Northern Bites burgers for now. . .

[CirrusMonkey]

Yeah? Well, do you get an entire bottle of water and an entire bag of free pretzels with that like we do? I am going to miss them when we get furloughed...................(about the water and pretzels)

[Chief Captain]

Doug, do you guys get the first class meals, or are they specially ordered crew meals?

[sschlesinger]

The portions really don't look that big but after all it is a picture. Are crew members allowed to have seconds if their still hungry.

[Doug Taylor]

Originally Posted by Chief Captain

Doug, do you guys get the first class meals, or are they specially ordered crew meals?

Contract says basically, the highest class of meal on the flight.

[Doug Taylor]

Originally Posted by sschlesinger

The portions really don't look that big but after all it is a picture. Are crew members allowed to have seconds if their still hungry.

Well, this is the normal schedule of foodz on the airplane.

During boarding/after takeoff, there's hot nuts they give you.

In flight, there's a tray like you saw before.

Then there's also an optional fruit and cheese plate or an ice cream sundae (or both if you're so inclined).

Before landing, there's a hot breakfast (usually an omelet and breakfast meats, fruit, pastries, etc).

Now if you're still hungry or you've actually ate all that, something ain't right!

Westbound, it's pretty much the same thing except for instead of a hot breakfast, there's a snack like a hamburger, shrimp quesadilla or chicken salad or something like that.

It's impossible to go hungry.

And no I don't eat even 25% of what's thrown at me!

[bike21]

Originally Posted by E_Dawg

Our crew meals:

Well played sir! And soooo true

[Mad Doggy Dog]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Think ER and 777 guys might have packed on some weight before, just you wait!
.

Doug,


You ain't fat. You ain't fat.


YOU AIN'T FAT.....YOU AIN'T NOTHING !!!!!!!!



Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
just watch your mouth
or I'll sit on you
ham on
ham on
ham on whole wheat.......
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You have good taste in food my friend.

This was exactly what I ate today on LHR to ATL....

Only mine was without the caprese salad.....which I wanted............and served with a touch of Atlanta-tude.



You shoulda seen the little new hire Japanese speaker hottie we had too. She came up the cockpit on her break to escape the senior mamas. Man, she was smoking hot...............so hot that she.........um.........made me appreciate........uh........beautiful women.....like my wife........yeah, that's it.

[Doug Taylor]

Ham on whole wheat, baby!

The hummus was tasty as hell, I was pleasantly surprised!

You know, the caprese was tasty too. I'm surprised they took this route because decent tomatoes are highly seasonal and it's hard finding a good, consistent basil.

Geez, here I am snobbishly talking about crew meals, I HAVE gone to the dark side!

[Polar742]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

During boarding/after takeoff, there's hot nuts they give you.

Huh-huh-huuuuuhhhhh. You said Nutz!! huh-huh-huuuuuhhh.

want some Korean spam?

[Doug Taylor]

It's always creepy when the male flight attendants call after takeoff and say, "I've got your hot nuts at the door".

"Eww! Could you put that a little differently?"

[Mad Doggy Dog]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

It's always creepy when the male flight attendants call after takeoff and say, "I've got your hot nuts at the door".

"Eww! Could you put that a little differently?"

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or...


Flight attendants, please be seated for takeoff.


[bing]

"We're ready for it in the rear."

[Doug Taylor]

Eww!

[Mad Doggy Dog]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Ham on whole wheat, baby!

The hummus was tasty as hell, I was pleasantly surprised!

You know, the caprese was tasty too. I'm surprised they took this route because decent tomatoes are highly seasonal and it's hard finding a good, consistent basil.

Geez, here I am snobbishly talking about crew meals, I HAVE gone to the dark side!

British Cuisine....

Helping people really appreciate airplane food for over 80 years.



The Burger King.........only place open near the LHR hotel after closing time..........still managed to cook all the flavor out of a cheeseburger.
........even after downing a few pints of John Smiths Bitter Ale.

I crave White Castles!

[Polar742]

I was reviewing the DL "Crew Briefing" training. I think I found the FA you're talking about.

[Polar742]

Originally Posted by Mad Doggy Dog

British Cuisine....

Helping people really appreciate airplane food for over 80 years.



The Burger King.........only place open near the LHR hotel after closing time..........still managed to cook all the flavor out of a cheeseburger.
........even after downing a few pints of John Smiths Bitter Ale.

I crave White Castles!

Wait till you boys come out this way. Appearantly, Marco Polo left the sandwich technology back in Europe.

FYI, don't order the meatball sub at subway over here.