Chuck Norris

BobDDuck · May 29th, 2006, 15:54

As seen on the back of a compass correction card. Sorry I couldn't take a picture of the whole thing but the other side has some not so nice comments about the furloughed mainline guys flying at my company. And I have no idea what is up with the showgirl comment.

Dugie8 · May 29th, 2006, 15:56

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

wombat · May 29th, 2006, 16:08

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

HH-60CC · May 29th, 2006, 16:32

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

EatSleepFly · May 29th, 2006, 16:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDDuck

And I have no idea what is up with the showgirl comment.

Suuuuuure.

gurisudenko · May 29th, 2006, 17:09

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero (I love that for math classes...)

E_Dawg · May 29th, 2006, 17:26

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.

Dugie8 · May 29th, 2006, 17:39

In a fight between Superman and Captain America, Chuck Norris won.

jtrain609 · May 29th, 2006, 17:44

The world found out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

Then of course there is my signature line...

AlexF · May 29th, 2006, 18:45

http://www.jetcareers.com/pix/post.php?/1780

GrantHubbell · May 29th, 2006, 19:59

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.

nwa_contrails · May 29th, 2006, 20:10

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

triplec76 · May 29th, 2006, 20:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfm...chuck%20norris

jbp1 · May 29th, 2006, 20:19

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in Manslaughter.

E_Dawg · May 29th, 2006, 20:23

I wonder how many pages this thread will run...

deserteaglle · May 29th, 2006, 21:10

Chuck Norris is suing TNT for copyright infringement. Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs.

Edited to say Dammit, I just realized that one was on the video. (blush)

Doug Taylor · May 29th, 2006, 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexF

http://www.jetcareers.com/pix/post.php?/1780

Hey! That looks familiar!

Grabo172 · May 29th, 2006, 22:53

Chuck Norris has never gone hunting. Hunting implies a possibility of failure...

Chuck Norris goes Killing.

Chris_Ford · May 29th, 2006, 22:56

Chuck Norris is sick of the Chuck Norris jokes.

frog_flyer · May 30th, 2006, 03:51

so does anyone just want to post the link of chuck norris facts?

im guesing www.chucknorrisfacts.com

There, doug. saved you some bandwidth

edik · May 30th, 2006, 10:28

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

edik

TonyC · May 30th, 2006, 11:38

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Kingairer · May 31st, 2006, 13:07

I am Chuck Norris

dakovich · May 31st, 2006, 23:49

Chuck Norris goes to bed with the night-lite on, not because he's affraid of the dark, but because the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris.

dakovich · May 31st, 2006, 23:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris_Ford

Chuck Norris is sick of the Chuck Norris jokes.

ok, lets switch it up...drop some Doug Taylor facts

DOUG TAYLOR is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

DOUG TAYLOR gave Mona Lisa that smile.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep DOUG TAYLOR out. It failed miserably

May 29th, 2006, 15:54	#1
BobDDuck Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Left Seat Posts: 5,554	Chuck Norris As seen on the back of a compass correction card. Sorry I couldn't take a picture of the whole thing but the other side has some not so nice comments about the furloughed mainline guys flying at my company. And I have no idea what is up with the showgirl comment. __________________ TBJC08 The Gear Monkey The Gear Monkey Store

May 29th, 2006, 15:56	#2
Dugie8 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KRST Posts: 1,819	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. __________________ Aircraft without engine(s) prohibited... -KMIA 10-9

May 29th, 2006, 16:08	#3
wombat Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: MO Posts: 54	Re: Chuck Norris Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

May 29th, 2006, 17:09	#6
gurisudenko Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Saint Cloud, MN USA Posts: 260	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero (I love that for math classes...) __________________ Cristl: not tracking runway centerline on departure leg Uhh, don't look behind us. strong rudder input Ross (Cristl's Instructor): I know you're off, I can see out my window. Cristl: The ghost did it, not me. Ross: funny look Cristl: IT WAS THE GHOST, I'M SERIOUS!

May 29th, 2006, 17:26	#7
E_Dawg Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 4,170	Re: Chuck Norris If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death. __________________ Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

May 29th, 2006, 16:32	#4
HH-60CC Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 525	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. __________________ My Logbook http://www.logshare.com/log.jsp?emai...spam@gmail.com - Mike

May 29th, 2006, 17:39	#8
Dugie8 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KRST Posts: 1,819	Re: Chuck Norris In a fight between Superman and Captain America, Chuck Norris won. __________________ Aircraft without engine(s) prohibited... -KMIA 10-9

May 29th, 2006, 17:44	#9
jtrain609 Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Park City, UT Posts: 12,321	Re: Chuck Norris The world found out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face. Then of course there is my signature line... __________________

May 29th, 2006, 18:45	#10
AlexF Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SoCal or Mexico? I get confused which is which! Posts: 870	Re: Chuck Norris http://www.jetcareers.com/pix/post.php?/1780 __________________ If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

May 29th, 2006, 19:59	#11
GrantHubbell Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hanger A-10 Posts: 833	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. __________________ Grant Hubbell "I understand JetU, not to be mistaken with Jetblue, sells a forth seat to Microsoft FS users. They can log NIC (nerd in command) time." -Bob loblaw

May 29th, 2006, 20:10	#12
nwa_contrails Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northeastland Posts: 38	Re: Chuck Norris The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

May 29th, 2006, 20:14	#13
triplec76 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 934	Re: Chuck Norris http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIfm...chuck%20norris

May 29th, 2006, 20:23	#15
E_Dawg Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 4,170	Re: Chuck Norris I wonder how many pages this thread will run... __________________ Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

May 29th, 2006, 21:10	#16
deserteaglle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 690	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is suing TNT for copyright infringement. Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs. Edited to say Dammit, I just realized that one was on the video. (blush) __________________ Fly the god#@$% plane. People usually ask for advice to have someone to agree with what they've already decided or to have someone to blame when things go wrong.

May 29th, 2006, 22:53	#18
Grabo172 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Peterborough, NH Posts: 1,271	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has never gone hunting. Hunting implies a possibility of failure... Chuck Norris goes Killing. __________________ "Words Mean Things" -Jeff Zimring "Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither." -Benjamin Franklin CFI / CFII "The Ultimate Thread Killer"

May 29th, 2006, 22:56	#19
Chris_Ford Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,329	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is sick of the Chuck Norris jokes.

May 30th, 2006, 03:51	#20
frog_flyer Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FTW Posts: 4,005 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Chuck Norris so does anyone just want to post the link of chuck norris facts? im guesing www.chucknorrisfacts.com There, doug. saved you some bandwidth __________________ "There needs to be more drinking here on JC. We need more ******* partying!" -Doug Taylor 210TT 20 ME

May 30th, 2006, 10:28	#21
edik Newbie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 26	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. edik

May 30th, 2006, 11:38	#22
TonyC Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,648	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. . __________________ <~ Tony C ~> The truth only hurts if it should.

May 31st, 2006, 13:07	#23
Kingairer Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nomadic...World Wide Boobie Bungalow Bouncer Posts: 3,170	Re: Chuck Norris I am Chuck Norris __________________ "I do not proofread"

May 31st, 2006, 23:49	#24
dakovich Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,021	Re: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris goes to bed with the night-lite on, not because he's affraid of the dark, but because the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris.

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