Adult Entertainment anyone?

[Kristie]

seriously... i got this email this morning...

for anyone who wants to use it....

How you doing Jetcareers?

I'd like to welcome your conventioneers to Las Vegas.

When time permits, I would like to offer your attendees free transportation to any of our clubs and complimentary drinks for all.

I'm a promoter for the adult entertainment side of Las Vegas.

For details please contact me directly at 702-752-5449 or send me an email at vito.barbuto@gmail.com.

I'll make everyone an offer they won't be able to refuse.

Vito Barbuto

[I_Money]

My pal Vito - he is the man!

[aloft]

"An offer they won't be able to refuse"? From a dude named Vito? Is the offer made at gunpoint or something?

[I_Money]

Nah, Vito is the man. He can even find you a pretty one Aloft!

[aloft]

I *have* a pretty one, thanks!

[mpenguin1]

Wow, an offer from Vito the pimp

[Firebird2XC]

Did you hear about the sales pitch I got from the cabbie at the end of Sunday night?

[tonyw]

Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

Did you hear about the sales pitch I got from the cabbie at the end of Sunday night?

Oh, you got one, too, eh?

I finally told him, no, just drive us to the Sahara please.

[juxtapilot]

Originally Posted by tonyw

Oh, you got one, too, eh?

I finally told him, no, just drive us to the Sahara please.

Not sure you can compete with this sales pitch...

[Captain_Bob]

Originally Posted by tonyw

Oh, you got one, too, eh?

I finally told him, no, just drive us to the Sahara please.

Charlie's pitch included something "extra".

[Firebird2XC]

Originally Posted by tonyw

Oh, you got one, too, eh?

I finally told him, no, just drive us to the Sahara please.

Yeah, but this cabbie's girls had outdoor plumbing.

It's never been so easy to say "no thank you". Really.

[Firebird2XC]

Originally Posted by Captain_Bob

Charlie's pitch included something "extra".

Yeah... you remember the face I was making in that one photo?

I found a use for it in real life.

[juxtapilot]

Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

Yeah... you remember the face I was making in that one photo?

I found a use for it in real life.

I wish I could of got a picture when you dropped the card in the front seat... Your expression was priceless...

[Firebird2XC]

Originally Posted by juxtapilot

I wish I could of got a picture when you dropped the card in the front seat... Your expression was priceless...

Reference my last post... we might have it!

CaptainBob, sir, if you'd oblige us?

[Captain_Bob]

Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

Reference my last post... we might have it!

CaptainBob, sir, if you'd oblige us?

Coming right up...

[juxtapilot]

Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

Reference my last post... we might have it!

CaptainBob, sir, if you'd oblige us?

I must see this...

[Firebird2XC]

Originally Posted by Captain_Bob

Coming right up...

Aha! Gracias sir! You are, as always, a gentleman and a scholar.

[SeanD]

Which one of you guys had the hooker card in your wallet? I had to break the bad news and let you know that was not the actual photo of her.
I think it was juxta.

[wildfreightess]

Kristie,

Please send Vito my resume. CHQ FO pay leaves a lot to be desired!

[Qgar]

Originally Posted by wildfreightess

Kristie,

Please send Vito my resume. CHQ FO pay leaves a lot to be desired!

...Or the photos/video of you from NJC! That ought to be enough to get you hired on the spot!