Failboat Skipper 2009

Polar742 · October 21st, 2009, 19:56

We had several candidates strongly campaign for the title this year.

As we are sorting through the debris left by this year's contenders, results and the title will be announced.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 21st, 2009, 21:06

I nominate both Bigey, and Popaviator!

Bigey · October 21st, 2009, 23:24

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Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

I nominate both Bigey, and Popaviator!

Jeez, you think you share a room with someone and they'd be cooler towards you!

I nominate Max for the skipper, his MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS at coming on to me, were met with great disdain!

tonyw · October 22nd, 2009, 02:04

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Originally Posted by Bigey

I nominate Max for the skipper, his MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS at coming on to me, were met with great disdain!

You're too old for Max. He likes 'em young.

Max really lives that Wooderson line from Dazed and Confused. Max keeps getting older, they stay the same age.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 22nd, 2009, 02:13

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Originally Posted by tonyw

You're too old for Max. He likes 'em young.

Max really lives that Wooderson line from Dazed and Confused. Max keeps getting older, they stay the same age.

He's 18...and while that bit of info really make no difference.

It was in fact Shervin who was quite miffed at my several rebuffs this past weekend, as I told him he's not my type.

I'm an introvert, and he's very extroverted.

tonyw · October 22nd, 2009, 02:17

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Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

I'm an introvert, and he's very extroverted.

Dude, if you're an introvert, all of the strippers in Vegas really are working their way through college! And their boobs are all real, too!

Firebird2XC · October 22nd, 2009, 02:23

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Originally Posted by tonyw

Dude, if you're an introvert, all of the strippers in Vegas really are working their way through college! And their boobs are all real, too!

That's so true, especially because you put so much extensive study into proving that they're not real at all. Seriously!

tonyw · October 22nd, 2009, 02:27

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Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

That's so true, especially because you put so much extensive study into proving that they're not real at all. Seriously!

Oh, no, hers were real. She tried to do the snatch the dollar bill with her boobs trick and failed twice and then said, "my boobs are too small."

It was cute, in a strange kind of way.

Kristie · October 22nd, 2009, 02:59

I'm still nominating Rex for failboat skipper of the year considering his epic fail of getting rid of his "attachment" on Tuesday night....what a royal mishap that was... he wouldn't deal with her and/or ask her to leave, so we had to....Tony almost had to push her out of her chair (i SWEAR she fell asleep for a bit there)

Rocketman99 · October 22nd, 2009, 11:22

But Kristie, that was the second fail of the night for him. The first fail was Rex's huge fumble in the Playboy Club that resulted in that "pick up" in the first place!

Polar742 · October 22nd, 2009, 15:40

Well, it's done.

A thoroughly exhausting process of gathering data, compiling, and generating a grotesque amount of models and charts and graphs.

While there were many pretenders - you know who you are. Putting moves on girls at clubs and getting shot down in a normal manner and going home alone. While the attempts were noble, it was if an Olympic Skeet shooter was practicing, just knocking you out of the air.

However, that is not merely enough to attain the crown of "Failboat Skipper".

In the end, it came down to what was expected to be a great showdown.

However, once the numbers came in, it was a shoe in.

Now the announcement:

2009 Failboat First Mate: Our own Seggy. Why the special award? Merely from his performance on Sunday. The appearance of self-urination, as documented by Pengy, and sentences that were as incomplete as they were incoherent didn't stop this Bastion of Jersey from trying to put the dancing moves on a fine blonde that night. For that, he is getting 3 stripes.

2009 saw Wang lose his crown.

The data was overwhelming, and, I must say absolutely amazing.

Let's review a brief CV of this year's Failboat Skipper:
- Arrived in Vegas with absolutely no shirts with a collar
- Had the ability to scatter groups of ladies much like a child chasing a flock of seagulls on the beach
- Hung on one very attractive married blonde non-stop, and even had a quote of "I'm going to dance with you until I get punched"
- Tried to break into groups of ladies dancing together.
- Tried to get change for a $20 from a stripper. (Seriously? That's EPIC. You seriously asked a stripper for change?)

For the above highlights and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 strips of the "Failboat Skipper 2009".

Wear the title proudly and loudly. Keep entertaining us. Just think, 365 days until the title passes!!

Doug will have your prize for you shortly.

Kristie · October 22nd, 2009, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocketman99

But Kristie, that was the second fail of the night for him. The first fail was Rex's huge fumble in the Playboy Club that resulted in that "pick up" in the first place!

he picked her up in the playboy club? i did not know that...hehe

JEP · October 22nd, 2009, 15:43

Classic Post Martin, Classic!!!!

cencal83406 · October 22nd, 2009, 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polar742

Let's review a brief CV of this year's Failboat Skipper:
- Arrived in Vegas with absolutely no shirts with a collar
- Had the ability to scatter groups of ladies much like a child chasing a flock of seagulls on the beach
- Hung on one very attractive married blonde non-stop, and even had a quote of "I'm going to dance with you until I get punched"
- Tried to break into groups of ladies dancing together.
- Tried to get change for a $20 from a stripper. (Seriously? That's EPIC. You seriously asked a stripper for change?)

For the above highlights and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 strips of the "Failboat Skipper 2009".

Wear the title proudly and loudly. Keep entertaining us. Just think, 365 days until the title passes!!

Doug will have your prize for you shortly.

You missed the last night, dude - I finally brought out the collared shirt

And, do quotes reallllllly count if I don't remember them? That's just not right.

And.... I didn't get punched .... heh heh heh.....

calcapt · October 22nd, 2009, 18:00

I actually shook hands and talked with Rex. Finally, I know someone famous.

tonyw · October 22nd, 2009, 21:47

You know, here's another lesson learned.

I've noticed that women tend to be involved in failboat skippering.

I think we all should have listened to Baloo in the Jungle Book when he said "forget about those, they ain't nothing but trouble."

But no, just like Mowgli, we ignore the sage advice.

cencal83406 · October 22nd, 2009, 21:51

Well - one thing's for sure, this doesn't mean I'm switching teams. Sorry Max, you're not gettin me drunk* next year either

*I tend to do that pretty well on my own....

Polar742 · October 23rd, 2009, 00:33

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Originally Posted by cencal83406

You missed the last night, dude - I finally brought out the collared shirt

And, do quotes reallllllly count if I don't remember them? That's just not right.

And.... I didn't get punched .... heh heh heh.....

Wear the title proudly.

We have high expectations of you.

ChasenSFO · October 23rd, 2009, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by calcapt

I actually shook hands and talked with Rex. Finally, I know someone famous.

Me too, but now I'm wondering where that hand had been...

cencal83406 · October 23rd, 2009, 03:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

Me too, but now I'm wondering where that hand had been...

Doug Taylor · October 23rd, 2009, 03:59

Rex would certainly win the SzlukAward 2009.

ChasenSFO · October 23rd, 2009, 04:01

Al Bundy FTW!

popaviator · October 23rd, 2009, 07:20

lmao Martin ....

mpenguin1 · October 23rd, 2009, 09:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polar742

The data was overwhelming, and, I must say absolutely amazing.

Let's review a brief CV of this year's Failboat Skipper:
- Arrived in Vegas with absolutely no shirts with a collar
- Had the ability to scatter groups of ladies much like a child chasing a flock of seagulls on the beach
- Hung on one very attractive married blonde non-stop, and even had a quote of "I'm going to dance with you until I get punched"
- Tried to break into groups of ladies dancing together.
- Tried to get change for a $20 from a stripper. (Seriously? That's EPIC. You seriously asked a stripper for change?)

For the above highlights and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 strips of the "Failboat Skipper 2009".

That was an excellent post, I love it

calcapt · October 23rd, 2009, 10:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polar742

...and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 stripes of the "Failboat Skipper 2009".

Holy smoke....that was a fast upgrade.

October 21st, 2009, 19:56	#1
Polar742 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockledge Posts: 3,142	Failboat Skipper 2009 We had several candidates strongly campaign for the title this year. As we are sorting through the debris left by this year's contenders, results and the title will be announced.

October 21st, 2009, 21:06	#2
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 21,091	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 I nominate both Bigey, and Popaviator! __________________ Rear Admiral www.gayviator.com Maximillian Pegasus

October 22nd, 2009, 02:59	#9
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 21,247 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 I'm still nominating Rex for failboat skipper of the year considering his epic fail of getting rid of his "attachment" on Tuesday night....what a royal mishap that was... he wouldn't deal with her and/or ask her to leave, so we had to....Tony almost had to push her out of her chair (i SWEAR she fell asleep for a bit there) __________________ Wife of a Delta B767 ER F/O Kristie's Flickr Page LinkedIn jetgirls.net engineeryournetwork.com

October 22nd, 2009, 11:22	#10
Rocketman99 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Trapped in the sEWeR Posts: 1,289	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 But Kristie, that was the second fail of the night for him. The first fail was Rex's huge fumble in the Playboy Club that resulted in that "pick up" in the first place! __________________ NKAWTG...N! Colgan pays enough to keep you sullen and not mutinous. - Mel

October 22nd, 2009, 15:40	#11
Polar742 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockledge Posts: 3,142	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 Well, it's done. A thoroughly exhausting process of gathering data, compiling, and generating a grotesque amount of models and charts and graphs. While there were many pretenders - you know who you are. Putting moves on girls at clubs and getting shot down in a normal manner and going home alone. While the attempts were noble, it was if an Olympic Skeet shooter was practicing, just knocking you out of the air. However, that is not merely enough to attain the crown of "Failboat Skipper". In the end, it came down to what was expected to be a great showdown. However, once the numbers came in, it was a shoe in. Now the announcement: 2009 Failboat First Mate: Our own Seggy. Why the special award? Merely from his performance on Sunday. The appearance of self-urination, as documented by Pengy, and sentences that were as incomplete as they were incoherent didn't stop this Bastion of Jersey from trying to put the dancing moves on a fine blonde that night. For that, he is getting 3 stripes. 2009 saw Wang lose his crown. The data was overwhelming, and, I must say absolutely amazing. Let's review a brief CV of this year's Failboat Skipper: - Arrived in Vegas with absolutely no shirts with a collar - Had the ability to scatter groups of ladies much like a child chasing a flock of seagulls on the beach - Hung on one very attractive married blonde non-stop, and even had a quote of "I'm going to dance with you until I get punched" - Tried to break into groups of ladies dancing together. - Tried to get change for a $20 from a stripper. (Seriously? That's EPIC. You seriously asked a stripper for change?) For the above highlights and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 strips of the "Failboat Skipper 2009". Wear the title proudly and loudly. Keep entertaining us. Just think, 365 days until the title passes!! Doug will have your prize for you shortly.

October 22nd, 2009, 15:43	#13
JEP Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chaska, MN. Posts: 14,169 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 Classic Post Martin, Classic!!!! __________________ : : : “.....This Space For Rent.....” - Me

October 22nd, 2009, 18:00	#15
calcapt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston Posts: 1,336	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 I actually shook hands and talked with Rex. Finally, I know someone famous. __________________ Booked on the westbound

October 22nd, 2009, 21:47	#16
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,095	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 You know, here's another lesson learned. I've noticed that women tend to be involved in failboat skippering. I think we all should have listened to Baloo in the Jungle Book when he said "forget about those, they ain't nothing but trouble." But no, just like Mowgli, we ignore the sage advice. __________________ http://www.photo.net/photos/tonywang for my photos http://buyandholdplus.com/blog for my finance blog

October 22nd, 2009, 21:51	#17
cencal83406 Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,757	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 Well - one thing's for sure, this doesn't mean I'm switching teams. Sorry Max, you're not gettin me drunk* next year either I tend to do that pretty well on my own.... __________________ Last edited by cencal83406; October 22nd, 2009 at 21:52.*

October 23rd, 2009, 03:59	#21
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 50,354 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 Rex would certainly win the SzlukAward 2009. __________________ Doug Taylor PPL-SEL PA-38 Typed

October 23rd, 2009, 04:01	#22
ChasenSFO Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SFO Posts: 1,329	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 Al Bundy FTW! __________________ The term "First Officer" was invented because Les Abend is never second.

October 23rd, 2009, 07:20	#23
popaviator Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 411	Re: Failboat Skipper 2009 lmao Martin .... __________________ CMEL/CSEL CFI/CFII/MEI "Incurable is curable from within" http://popaviator.blogspot.com/

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