Quotable quotes

mpenguin1 · October 21st, 2009, 19:44

To continue with the tradition, here is what I remember so far....

Conversation with Max:

Oh please Max you cried when you saw Broke Back Mountain.
Max - Your damn right I cried, that tent scene looked painful, they were camping & you know they had no lube

Conversation with Bigey

Oh yeah, 3 Iranians, you know we are representing!
Pengy - Oh please, 3 Iranians in a room at the same time is Al-Qaeda

Maximillian_Jenius · October 21st, 2009, 21:05

"Rex, you're so not scoring this weekend with the ladies...the only action you can hope to have this weekend is if you come back to my hotel room with me."

ChasenSFO · October 21st, 2009, 21:48

Aaron:"The shoe show."

Or maybe.

Mike:"We'll measure in distance and time."

CRJDriver · October 21st, 2009, 22:18

Stripper: "Who here is horny?"
CRJDriver: "I think everyone in here is"

Maximillian_Jenius · October 22nd, 2009, 01:16

"Rex, you seem like a crier and an apologizer when you orgasm."

tonyw · October 22nd, 2009, 02:23

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

Maximillian_Jenius · October 22nd, 2009, 02:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyw

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

...more like engine degreaser!

ChasenSFO · October 22nd, 2009, 02:38

"YO GUYS OMGZ COME CHECK OUT THE LIMO ITS GOT MORE SEATS THAN A CRJ!!!!!111"
*limo is gone*

Firebird2XC · October 22nd, 2009, 02:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyw

"If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it."

I will say that those cocktails met the Jet-A standards I was looking for.

Good times.

skidz · October 22nd, 2009, 02:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

"YO GUYS OMGZ COME CHECK OUT THE LIMO ITS GOT MORE SEATS THAN A CRJ!!!!!111"
*limo is gone*

Kristie · October 22nd, 2009, 03:00

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

poser765 · October 22nd, 2009, 03:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristie

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

wow not that anyone cares, and this may be TMI, but persian kitty brought back some memories. First porn website I ever found. Way back in the early 90s. that is all...carry on.

Firebird2XC · October 22nd, 2009, 03:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristie

I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having....

Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow..

Yeah, but have you seen the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour?

You have to Netflix that to really get the depth of the gag.

ChasenSFO · October 22nd, 2009, 03:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by poser765

wow not that anyone cares, and this may be TMI, but persian kitty brought back some memories. First porn website I ever found. Way back in the early 90s. that is all...carry on.

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

poser765 · October 22nd, 2009, 03:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

lol I think we all made that mistake. Some of us more than once.

Rocketman99 · October 22nd, 2009, 13:42

Sitting at the table in PepperMill: "What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

Firebird2XC · October 22nd, 2009, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocketman99

Sitting at the table in PepperMill: "What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

I can't stop telling that joke. EPIC.

slushie · October 25th, 2009, 00:10

Rex: "Duuuuuuude she's out! She must be sooooooooooooo wasted!"

Slush: "uhh, she's just sleeping."

Rex: "She's wasteddddd!!!!!11""" [sticks out tongue for pose]

Slush: "The Do WILL kick your ass."

Jenn: [Wakes up with utter disgust on her face, afraid to close her eyes again]

tonyw · October 25th, 2009, 01:32

Some dumbass to Playboy Bunny: You must be new.
Playboy Bunny, laughing: I've been here for two years. Why did you say that?
Dumbass: Because you didn't know you couldn't sit down.
Playboy Bunny: Oh, they change the rules all the time.

PA44-LUV · October 25th, 2009, 03:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

Ah, good times. Mine was whitehouse when I put .com instead of .gov in the computer lab in kindergarten when we were doing a project for memorial day.

Hehe, I accidentally did that while on a federal government computer... Fortunately the filtering software kept it from actually uploading.

Doug Taylor · October 25th, 2009, 03:54

Max: "OMGZ! What Tony's tryin' ta kill me!"

Maximillian_Jenius · October 25th, 2009, 05:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by slushie

Rex: "Duuuuuuude she's out! She must be sooooooooooooo wasted!"

Slush: "uhh, she's just sleeping."

Rex: "She's wasteddddd!!!!!11""" [sticks out tongue for pose]

Slush: "The Do WILL kick your ass."

Jenn: [Wakes up with utter disgust on her face, afraid to close her eyes again]

....ahhhhhh, so that's what woke Jenn up on the couch!

October 21st, 2009, 19:44	#1
mpenguin1 Old Skool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 11,849 Blog Entries: 5	Quotable quotes To continue with the tradition, here is what I remember so far.... Conversation with Max: Oh please Max you cried when you saw Broke Back Mountain. Max - Your damn right I cried, that tent scene looked painful, they were camping & you know they had no lube Conversation with Bigey Oh yeah, 3 Iranians, you know we are representing! Pengy - Oh please, 3 Iranians in a room at the same time is Al-Qaeda __________________ Please donate to the Benjamin Hill Memorial Fund http://forums.jetcareers.com/general...rial-fund.html

October 21st, 2009, 21:05	#2
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 21,092	Re: Quotable quotes "Rex, you're so not scoring this weekend with the ladies...the only action you can hope to have this weekend is if you come back to my hotel room with me." __________________ Rear Admiral www.gayviator.com Maximillian Pegasus

October 21st, 2009, 21:48	#3
ChasenSFO Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SFO Posts: 1,329	Re: Quotable quotes Aaron:"The shoe show." Or maybe. Mike:"We'll measure in distance and time." __________________ The term "First Officer" was invented because Les Abend is never second.

October 21st, 2009, 22:18	#4
CRJDriver Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KBOI Posts: 2,183	Re: Quotable quotes Stripper: "Who here is horny?" CRJDriver: "I think everyone in here is"

October 22nd, 2009, 01:16	#5
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 21,092	Re: Quotable quotes "Rex, you seem like a crier and an apologizer when you orgasm." __________________ Rear Admiral www.gayviator.com Maximillian Pegasus

October 22nd, 2009, 02:23	#6
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,095	Re: Quotable quotes "If this drink can't be used to fire up a turbine, I don't want it." __________________ http://www.photo.net/photos/tonywang for my photos http://buyandholdplus.com/blog for my finance blog

October 22nd, 2009, 02:38	#8
ChasenSFO Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SFO Posts: 1,329	Re: Quotable quotes "YO GUYS OMGZ COME CHECK OUT THE LIMO ITS GOT MORE SEATS THAN A CRJ!!!!!111" limo is gone __________________ The term "First Officer" was invented because Les Abend is never second.

October 22nd, 2009, 03:00	#11
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 21,251 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Quotable quotes I loved the persian kitty conversation all the guys were having.... Bigey... our very own persian kitty.. meow meow.. __________________ Wife of a Delta B767 ER F/O Kristie's Flickr Page LinkedIn jetgirls.net engineeryournetwork.com

October 22nd, 2009, 13:42	#16
Rocketman99 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Trapped in the sEWeR Posts: 1,289	Re: Quotable quotes Sitting at the table in PepperMill: "What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard" __________________ NKAWTG...N! Colgan pays enough to keep you sullen and not mutinous. - Mel

October 25th, 2009, 00:10	#18
slushie Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 2,639	Re: Quotable quotes Rex: "Duuuuuuude she's out! She must be sooooooooooooo wasted!" Slush: "uhh, she's just sleeping." Rex: "She's wasteddddd!!!!!11""" [sticks out tongue for pose] Slush: "The Do WILL kick your ass." Jenn: [Wakes up with utter disgust on her face, afraid to close her eyes again] __________________ Flightdeck Pilot Supplies

October 25th, 2009, 01:32	#19
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,095	Re: Quotable quotes Some dumbass to Playboy Bunny: You must be new. Playboy Bunny, laughing: I've been here for two years. Why did you say that? Dumbass: Because you didn't know you couldn't sit down. Playboy Bunny: Oh, they change the rules all the time. __________________ http://www.photo.net/photos/tonywang for my photos http://buyandholdplus.com/blog for my finance blog

October 25th, 2009, 03:54	#21
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 50,355 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Quotable quotes Max: "OMGZ! What Tony's tryin' ta kill me!" __________________ Doug Taylor PPL-SEL PA-38 Typed

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