Lessons Learned So Far

tonyw · October 20th, 2009, 16:48

1. It's a sign that you're going to be in a lot of pain if you start drinking on the flight over, then continue with a couple of drinks with a few of the boys, and then manage to spend around $80 on drinks when there's a two for one going on. You will be sloppy drunk and you will pay the next day.

2. Max's idea of a shot of alcohol is the amount of liquor that a six year old gets when his dad says, sure, you can have a sip.

3. Charlie is a major player. Who else could get some chick to arrange for limo transportation for ten to a club and then get us in without having to pay a cover? And he managed to get people who were definitely not up to the dress code in the door.

4. If Sarah asks you for your belt or asks you to put your hands behind your back, don't do it. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

5. Dale has an amazing ability to remain upright after drinking more alcohol than any human should be able to. A full bottle of Crown over the course of the night, and all he did was go to sleep on the couch. No puking, no stumbling, nothing.

6. When Ed helps you talk a couple of girls into coming up to the suite, make sure that you call ahead to let everyone know they are not hookers.

7. Ethan is the best designated driver ever. He doesn't drink, so he doesn't have a problem being the guy who can't.

8. Do not bet on the team that you root for in a football game. That way, if they lose, you are disappointed twice.

9. The best way to end a party is to turn out the lights. Game over. It's the opposite of being in a bar, where they turn on the lights to tell you to get the hell out.

10. Contacts that make someone's eyes look so blue it's like they are glowing are not attractive. They're kind of creepy. Especially if everything else on the person is of questionable authenticity.

One more night left and I'm sure we'll learn some more lessons.

This is all in good fun, folks, so nobody get pissed off.

CRJDriver · October 20th, 2009, 18:40

11. Don't ask the stripper if she's got change for a twenty. **cough**Rex**cough**

12. Don't use the ATM at the strip club with the $10 ATM fee. **cough**Rex**cough**

13. Don't pass out while sitting in the back of a strech limo. **cough**Rex**cough**

Maximillian_Jenius · October 20th, 2009, 20:21

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Originally Posted by CRJDriver

11. Don't ask the stripper if she's got change for a twenty. **cough**Rex**cough**

12. Don't use the ATM at the strip club with the $10 ATM fee. **cough**Rex**cough**

13. Don't pass out while sitting in the back of a strech limo. **cough**Rex**cough**

..to add to that!

...pack more than your white tee!

***cough***Rex***cough***

calcapt · October 20th, 2009, 21:13

Poor Rex - although I don't ever recall talking to him when he wasn't a little (sometimes a lot) buzzed! For a skinny little guy he parties hard.

Cruise · October 20th, 2009, 21:16

Sounds like I missed a good time. I'm bummed I didn't make it....it certainly wasn't by choice.

Guess I'll have to live vicariously through the Wookiee until next year.

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 21:34

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Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

..to add to that!

...pack more than your white tee!

***cough***Rex***cough***

Hahahaha if you only knew what happened to that white tee this morning (oh god, it's gross thinking that we never went to bed!)

ChasenSFO · October 20th, 2009, 21:37

And I learned fake IDs that say you were born in 1964 are a bad idea.

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 21:53

I have a lesson learned.

1. Dont do any middle eastern/terrorist joking around unless the people understand that you're joking/dont get offended.

popaviator · October 20th, 2009, 21:54

Dude that is the ID of a pedophile... I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a long time

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 21:55

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Originally Posted by popaviator

Dude that is the ID of a pedophile... I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a long time

"Ooohhhhhh youree from Brisbaneeee are ya?!"

Maximillian_Jenius · October 20th, 2009, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

..to add to that!

...pack more than your white tee!

***cough***Rex***cough***

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigey

Hahahaha if you only knew what happened to that white tee this morning (oh god, it's gross thinking that we never went to bed!)

I roll to NJC in ma white tee

I hit da strip in ma white tee

Two fist in ma white tee

Roll up to Planet Hollywood in ma white tee

Talk ta girls I ain't gota chance wit in ma white tee

I look clean in ma white tee

Yea in ma white tee [x5]

ChasenSFO · October 20th, 2009, 21:57

Like I said, if anyone would ever believe that it was me on that ID, I'd kill myself afterwards.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 20th, 2009, 21:58

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Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

Like I said, if anyone would ever believe that it was me on that ID, I'd kill myself afterwards.

..let me guess it got ganked by a bouncer?

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

I roll to NJC in ma white tee

I hit da strip in ma white tee

Two fist in ma white tee

Roll up to Planet Hollywood in ma white tee

Talk ta girls I ain't gota chance wit in ma white tee

I look clean in ma white tee

Yea in ma white tee [x5]

LOL! He was such a good sport about it too this morning. I woulda been swinging if that happened to me!

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 22:08

Another lesson learned:

2. Drop any class that you might be struggling with BEFORE you attend NJC so you dont have to worry about making it back the next day to class.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 20th, 2009, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigey

LOL! He was such a good sport about it too this morning. I woulda been swinging if that happened to me!

. . .I just finished my two test, and bouta crash, like I said earlier. You at class?

Bigey · October 20th, 2009, 22:12

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Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

. . .I just finished my two test, and bouta crash, like I said earlier. You at class?

Nope, i missed my first one. I'm leaving in about 5 minutes to go to my next one. This week is gonna be straight HELL!

Duck_Twacy · October 20th, 2009, 23:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

And I learned fake IDs that say you were born in 1964 are a bad idea.

It was the 'stash, wasn't it?

Ian J · October 20th, 2009, 23:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

And I learned fake IDs that say you were born in 1964 are a bad idea.

Actually, I just realized how much those pics of jhugz that were going around look like a bigger mclovin'!

N826AW · October 21st, 2009, 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigey

I have a lesson learned.

1. Dont do any middle eastern/terrorist joking around unless the people understand that you're joking/dont get offended.

Did I make you feel inferior?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

Actually, I just realized how much those pics of jhugz that were going around look like a bigger mclovin'!

Dude! Rex has a Hawaii driver's license?

Bigey · October 21st, 2009, 01:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by N826AW

Did I make you feel inferior?

Hahaha i meant that dont do the middle eastern jokes as in I SHOULDNT make the jokes! Apparently, someone's gf didnt like it.

BobDDuck · October 21st, 2009, 03:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigey

Hahaha i meant that dont do the middle eastern jokes as in I SHOULDNT make the jokes! Apparently, someone's gf didnt like it.

Hmm... Wasn't mine. She asked me if you flew a magic carpet.

Bigey · October 21st, 2009, 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDDuck

Hmm... Wasn't mine. She asked me if you flew a magic carpet.

Hahahahaha

Im glad she liked that humor too!

ChasenSFO · October 21st, 2009, 04:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

..let me guess it got ganked by a bouncer?

I would have to be pretty drunk to try to get into a club with that thing.

Duck_Twacy · October 21st, 2009, 14:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChasenSFO

I would have to be pretty drunk to try to get into a club with that thing.

I'm sure we could have put some sort of "fund" together to entice you to do it. Hang onto that thing for next year!

October 20th, 2009, 16:48	#1
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,095	Lessons Learned So Far 1. It's a sign that you're going to be in a lot of pain if you start drinking on the flight over, then continue with a couple of drinks with a few of the boys, and then manage to spend around $80 on drinks when there's a two for one going on. You will be sloppy drunk and you will pay the next day. 2. Max's idea of a shot of alcohol is the amount of liquor that a six year old gets when his dad says, sure, you can have a sip. 3. Charlie is a major player. Who else could get some chick to arrange for limo transportation for ten to a club and then get us in without having to pay a cover? And he managed to get people who were definitely not up to the dress code in the door. 4. If Sarah asks you for your belt or asks you to put your hands behind your back, don't do it. Unless you're into that kind of thing. 5. Dale has an amazing ability to remain upright after drinking more alcohol than any human should be able to. A full bottle of Crown over the course of the night, and all he did was go to sleep on the couch. No puking, no stumbling, nothing. 6. When Ed helps you talk a couple of girls into coming up to the suite, make sure that you call ahead to let everyone know they are not hookers. 7. Ethan is the best designated driver ever. He doesn't drink, so he doesn't have a problem being the guy who can't. 8. Do not bet on the team that you root for in a football game. That way, if they lose, you are disappointed twice. 9. The best way to end a party is to turn out the lights. Game over. It's the opposite of being in a bar, where they turn on the lights to tell you to get the hell out. 10. Contacts that make someone's eyes look so blue it's like they are glowing are not attractive. They're kind of creepy. Especially if everything else on the person is of questionable authenticity. One more night left and I'm sure we'll learn some more lessons. This is all in good fun, folks, so nobody get pissed off. __________________ http://www.photo.net/photos/tonywang for my photos http://buyandholdplus.com/blog for my finance blog

October 20th, 2009, 18:40	#2
CRJDriver Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KBOI Posts: 2,183	Re: Lessons Learned So Far 11. Don't ask the stripper if she's got change for a twenty. coughRexcough 12. Don't use the ATM at the strip club with the $10 ATM fee. coughRexcough 13. Don't pass out while sitting in the back of a strech limo. coughRexcough

October 20th, 2009, 21:13	#4
calcapt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston Posts: 1,336	Re: Lessons Learned So Far Poor Rex - although I don't ever recall talking to him when he wasn't a little (sometimes a lot) buzzed! For a skinny little guy he parties hard. __________________ Booked on the westbound

October 20th, 2009, 21:16	#5
Cruise Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 22" PNS.... I can't keep track anymore! Posts: 2,852	Re: Lessons Learned So Far Sounds like I missed a good time. I'm bummed I didn't make it....it certainly wasn't by choice. Guess I'll have to live vicariously through the Wookiee until next year. __________________ LIVESTRONG

October 20th, 2009, 21:37	#7
ChasenSFO Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SFO Posts: 1,329	Re: Lessons Learned So Far And I learned fake IDs that say you were born in 1964 are a bad idea. __________________ The term "First Officer" was invented because Les Abend is never second.

October 20th, 2009, 21:53	#8
Bigey Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Socal Posts: 3,764	Re: Lessons Learned So Far I have a lesson learned. 1. Dont do any middle eastern/terrorist joking around unless the people understand that you're joking/dont get offended. __________________ PUBNAT'er 4 LIFE!

October 20th, 2009, 21:54	#9
popaviator Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 412	Re: Lessons Learned So Far Dude that is the ID of a pedophile... I seriously haven't laughed that hard in a long time __________________ CMEL/CSEL CFI/CFII/MEI "Incurable is curable from within" http://popaviator.blogspot.com/

October 20th, 2009, 21:57	#12
ChasenSFO Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SFO Posts: 1,329	Re: Lessons Learned So Far Like I said, if anyone would ever believe that it was me on that ID, I'd kill myself afterwards. __________________ The term "First Officer" was invented because Les Abend is never second.

October 20th, 2009, 22:08	#15
Bigey Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Socal Posts: 3,764	Re: Lessons Learned So Far Another lesson learned: 2. Drop any class that you might be struggling with BEFORE you attend NJC so you dont have to worry about making it back the next day to class. __________________ PUBNAT'er 4 LIFE!

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