Quotable Quotes.... - Page 2

Wolfy · October 25th, 2007, 21:10

"They told me we could just order pizza if we kept it low key.""
"30 extra large pizzas through the front door is low key?
To paraphrase the pizza situation.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 25th, 2007, 21:21

Matt: Hey Max, after 5 yrs. your wish finally came true (large smirk crosses my face) yep, I'm gay!

Max: Hey, wait you're not...you are aren't you, oh, you are.

Matt: Yea, just messin with you, but my girlfriend is bi (just kidding) so guess that makes me gay right? (Just kidding)

Max: ...Bitch!!!

ready2fly · October 25th, 2007, 21:58

Me: Max, don't worry if I stumble into your room tonight all drunk.

Max: I'm on top.

Me: Eh. That's how it usually is at home too.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 25th, 2007, 22:00

Me: John, man nice clothes, who dressed you tonight?

jtrain: I did!

PacMan4x4 · October 25th, 2007, 22:00

This one was loud and funny at the Greek Isle (Karaoke night)

MAX: "This place isn't slow, the Greek Isle is where people come to die" (As a really old gentleman was singing on the stage)

PILOTWIFE76: MAX, shhhhhh (as she's laughing)...that's not nice

MAX: Well, IT IS!

This was funny to me, cuz it's like a drunk guy thinkin' he's talkin' softly, but everyone knows he's not....and a couple of looks from the local folks was classic. I'm still chucklin' about it. That was a fun night as well as the others.

Pac Man

Alchemy · October 25th, 2007, 22:00

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

Maximillian_Jenius · October 25th, 2007, 22:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by PacMan4x4

This one was loud and funny at the Greek Isle (Karaoke night)

MAX: "This place isn't slow, the Greek Isle is where people come to die" (As a really old gentleman was singing on the stage)

PILOTWIFE76: MAX, shhhhhh (as she's laughing)...that's not nice

MAX: Well, IT IS!

This was funny to me, cuz it's like a drunk guy thinkin' he's talkin' softly, but everyone knows he's not....and a couple of looks from the local folks was classic. I'm still chucklin' about it. That was a fun night as well as the others.

Pac Man

Pilotwife76: Max, you're comin home with me

Me: Cool, but don't think that you're getting any action from me, tonight or ever!

PilotWife76 · October 25th, 2007, 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

Pilotwife76: Max, you're comin home with me

Me: Cool, but don't think that you're getting any action from me, tonight or ever!

What Max fails to say is that I replied with:

Me: Ya Think?

Maximillian_Jenius · October 25th, 2007, 22:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotWife76

What Max fails to say is that I replied with:

Me: Ya Think?

ya think!

SteveC · October 25th, 2007, 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alchemy

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Bumblebee · October 25th, 2007, 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveC

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

That was really funny!

I remember hearing this one, "It's quite a sausage fest, but I don't really mind" wafting up from the lower levels of the room to a famous breakfast chef

tonyw · October 25th, 2007, 23:49

"Men pretty much think if you look at them, you want to [do] them."
"So does this mean you don't want to [do] me?"

Wolfy · October 26th, 2007, 00:33

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alchemy

"you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

Bumblebee · October 26th, 2007, 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travisimo

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

He'll definitely remember you . . and that you have a good sense of humor, and that you're quick witted . . . oh yeah . . . and that you're a smart a$$

averyrm · October 26th, 2007, 01:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travisimo

I really have to break my habit of making fun of recruiters for operators that I may want to fly for some day...

I don't hire 'em, I just train 'em - but I thought it was effin hilarious!

slushie · October 26th, 2007, 02:22

"Hairypancakes", "Shortstack"

JEP · October 26th, 2007, 05:06

We can add you to the clASS Action suit. You have been exposed.

H46Bubba · October 26th, 2007, 08:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by slushie

"Hairypancakes", "Shortstack"

We modified it to "Wookiecakes"

Ian J · October 26th, 2007, 08:43

I can't believe I forgot THIS one!

Guess who asked: "Haben Sie einen grossen Schwanz?"

And who did they say it to?

And who MADE them say it?

DAnbert · October 26th, 2007, 09:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

I can't believe I forgot THIS one!

Guess who asked: "Haben Sie einen grossen Schwanz?"

And who did they say it to?

And who MADE them say it?

Max to Doug and Kristie's friend from Sweden and I believe it was Doug that instigated it.

Any guesses what it means???

Ian J · October 26th, 2007, 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAnbert

Max to Doug and Kristie's friend from Sweden and I believe it was Doug that instigated it.

Any guesses what it means???

He shoots - he SCORES!

As for what it means - I ain't tellin' cause I don't wanna get moderated.

OldTownPilot · October 26th, 2007, 10:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAnbert

Max to Doug and Kristie's friend from Sweden and I believe it was Doug that instigated it.

Any guesses what it means???

Wrong country, right idea....It was Switzerland.

and yes I know what it means.

tonyw · October 26th, 2007, 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAnbert

Max to Doug and Kristie's friend from Sweden and I believe it was Doug that instigated it.

Any guesses what it means???

But they don't speak German in Sweden.

I thought the guy was Swiss, which would make more sense.

H46Bubba · October 26th, 2007, 13:12

Max: "He's a drug pusher! He's always saying Come on Max you know you want a drink!" - Talking about NJC's evil bar tender.

Max: "If this burns my nose hair, I'm not gonna drink it!"

clumpinglitter · October 26th, 2007, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyw

"Men pretty much think if you look at them, you want to [do] them."
"So does this mean you don't want to [do] me?"

Oh, man. lulz.

I don't have any specific quotes, but as for me, all the discussions about whether to call the paramedics were quite memorable.

-C.

October 25th, 2007, 21:10	#26
Wolfy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sonoma, CA Posts: 448	Re: Quotable Quotes.... "They told me we could just order pizza if we kept it low key."" "30 extra large pizzas through the front door is low key? To paraphrase the pizza situation.

October 25th, 2007, 21:21	#27
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 21,864	Re: Quotable Quotes.... Matt: Hey Max, after 5 yrs. your wish finally came true (large smirk crosses my face) yep, I'm gay! Max: Hey, wait you're not...you are aren't you, oh, you are. Matt: Yea, just messin with you, but my girlfriend is bi (just kidding) so guess that makes me gay right? (Just kidding) Max: ...Bitch!!! __________________ Rear Admiral www.gayviator.com Maximillian Pegasus

October 25th, 2007, 21:58	#28
ready2fly Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW Posts: 8,054	Re: Quotable Quotes.... Me: Max, don't worry if I stumble into your room tonight all drunk. Max: I'm on top. Me: Eh. That's how it usually is at home too.

October 25th, 2007, 22:00	#29
Maximillian_Jenius Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA Posts: 21,864	Re: Quotable Quotes.... Me: John, man nice clothes, who dressed you tonight? jtrain: I did! __________________ Rear Admiral www.gayviator.com Maximillian Pegasus

October 25th, 2007, 22:00	#30
PacMan4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: OK City Posts: 468	Re: Quotable Quotes.... This one was loud and funny at the Greek Isle (Karaoke night) MAX: "This place isn't slow, the Greek Isle is where people come to die" (As a really old gentleman was singing on the stage) PILOTWIFE76: MAX, shhhhhh (as she's laughing)...that's not nice MAX: Well, IT IS! This was funny to me, cuz it's like a drunk guy thinkin' he's talkin' softly, but everyone knows he's not....and a couple of looks from the local folks was classic. I'm still chucklin' about it. That was a fun night as well as the others. Pac Man

October 25th, 2007, 22:00	#31
Alchemy Old Skool Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Austin, TX, USA Posts: 2,295	Re: Quotable Quotes.... "you're losing man points for saying man points" --- Travisimo @ the 2nd roundtable

October 25th, 2007, 23:49	#37
tonyw Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,447	Re: Quotable Quotes.... "Men pretty much think if you look at them, you want to [do] them." "So does this mean you don't want to [do] me?" __________________ http://www.photo.net/photos/tonywang for my photos http://buyandholdplus.com/blog for my finance blog

October 26th, 2007, 02:22	#41
slushie Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 2,665	Re: Quotable Quotes.... "Hairypancakes", "Shortstack" __________________

October 26th, 2007, 05:06	#42
JEP Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chaska, MN. Posts: 15,363 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Quotable Quotes.... We can add you to the clASS Action suit. You have been exposed. __________________ . . . "The toes you step on today will likely be connected to the ass you're kissing tomorrow."

October 26th, 2007, 08:43	#44
Ian J Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 7,859	Re: Quotable Quotes.... I can't believe I forgot THIS one! Guess who asked: "Haben Sie einen grossen Schwanz?" And who did they say it to? And who MADE them say it? __________________ "All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - George Orwell

October 26th, 2007, 13:12	#49
H46Bubba Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: CVG Posts: 5,640	Re: Quotable Quotes.... Max: "He's a drug pusher! He's always saying Come on Max you know you want a drink!" - Talking about NJC's evil bar tender. Max: "If this burns my nose hair, I'm not gonna drink it!"

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