Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this

HH-60CC · May 13th, 2007, 18:22

Got this in an email from a buddy of mine

. You other service types can mix the enlisted ranks and get the point

GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.

COLONEL: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God.

LIEUTENANT COLONEL: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding B-B, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if a special request is approved.

MAJOR: Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs-of-war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

CAPTAIN: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, can dog paddle, and talks to animals.

1ST LIEUTENANT: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.

2ND LIEUTENANT: Falls over doorsills when trying to enter buildings, says "Look at the Choo-choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.

NCO: Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them. Freezes water with a single glance. He IS God!

AIRMAN: Builds the buildings, lays the track and drives the trains, is responsible for arms and munitions, doesn't drink water, only beer. God smiles on him.

scramjet · May 14th, 2007, 01:44

So true!

SRA_kbad · May 14th, 2007, 02:00

The NCO one is spot on!!!

Ian J · May 14th, 2007, 09:48

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CAPTAIN: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, can dog paddle, and talks to animals.

That about sounds right for me.

SeatClutcher · May 14th, 2007, 10:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

That about sounds right for me.

*snort* Yeah. Like you can dog paddle.

falconvalley · May 27th, 2007, 12:13

ROFL

SRA_kbad · May 27th, 2007, 23:49

I'm one of those, "airman types"

May 13th, 2007, 18:22	#1
HH-60CC Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arkansas Posts: 525	Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this Got this in an email from a buddy of mine . You other service types can mix the enlisted ranks and get the point GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God. COLONEL: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God. LIEUTENANT COLONEL: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding B-B, walks on water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God if a special request is approved. MAJOR: Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs-of-war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God. CAPTAIN: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury, can dog paddle, and talks to animals. 1ST LIEUTENANT: Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water. 2ND LIEUTENANT: Falls over doorsills when trying to enter buildings, says "Look at the Choo-choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself. NCO: Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them. Freezes water with a single glance. He IS God! AIRMAN: Builds the buildings, lays the track and drives the trains, is responsible for arms and munitions, doesn't drink water, only beer. God smiles on him. __________________ My Logbook http://www.logshare.com/log.jsp?emai...spam@gmail.com - Mike

May 14th, 2007, 01:44	#2
scramjet Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the sky Posts: 1,104	Re: Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this So true!

May 14th, 2007, 02:00	#3
SRA_kbad Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Commuting Posts: 751	Re: Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this The NCO one is spot on!!! __________________ "The Coconut Banger's Ball... Its A Rap"

May 27th, 2007, 12:13	#6
falconvalley Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KMKE Posts: 1,945	Re: Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this ROFL __________________ British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower replies: "And where is the world's most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?"

May 27th, 2007, 23:49	#7
SRA_kbad Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Commuting Posts: 751	Re: Fellow Air Force types will appreciate this I'm one of those, "airman types" __________________ "The Coconut Banger's Ball... Its A Rap"

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