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| Big Chief's Woman | That's absolutely wonderful!!!! Congrats to you two!! ![]() Big brothers will keep a very watchful eye on her i bet! |
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| Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: next to you...look do you see me?
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| Congrads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Chris Jr. is a great name, especially for girls! |
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| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: CVG
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| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: CVG
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| Old Skool | Too bad you already have a name choosen. I was goin' to suggest Maxine! |
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| Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: next to you...look do you see me?
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| My little girl is seven and I have already decided to take the Bill Engvall approach to her dating: When a young man(POS) shows up to my door to date my daughter, I will invite him inside, show him all of my war momentos, weaponry, etc. I will then look him straight in the eye and say "Kid, that is my only little girl. She means more to me than breathing, so if you think that you are going to have your way with her and you lean over to plant a kiss, just remember these few words that I am going to tell you now...'I am not afraid to go back to prison!" I figure that should quell any hopes of him thinking he is going to score. Or, I was going to show him my hunting rifle fixed with a laser scope. I would then follow them around town. Whenever he found a nice place to "park," I would use a laser pointer and run it across the dashboard to keep things in check. My daughter will kill me. It is funny how men normally tell their sons to go and get every girl they can, but when it comes to their daughters...it is the complete opposite. We are such hippocrits...and I am ok with that.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston
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| We had a menacing animal around our home in rural Idaho. Our home has always been a place the kids can bring their friends and just hang out in the hot tub or watch movies. I came home from work one day and happened to see this animal out in the yard and quickly planned that this was my opportunity to rid myself of it. This particular day my two daughters had three boys up and were watching a movie. I said a quick Hi as I walked by and back to my bedroom. I grabbed my 357 Magnum loaded with shot shells and proceeded to walk by the kids on my way out to slay this beast. I fired two rounds right outside the door and accomplished my goal in fine fashion. As I walked back in the house I walked over to the three boys and said "Hi, I am Rebecca and Lindsey's dad." The barrel of the gun was still smoking. I swear their eyes were as big as silver dollars. This story made it's way around our local school and I rarely ever saw boys hanging around our house much anymore. The girls later told me that whenever friends would call to come up the first thing they would ask is: "Is your dad home?"
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| Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: next to you...look do you see me?
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