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| Old Skool | [ QUOTE ] Stan's straight. But our adoptive son, Maximillian Genius, might be able to shed some insight! [/ QUOTE ] LOL I did not imply that he wasn't! Not that there's anything wrong with that ... ![]() |
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| | #28 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 7,048
| [ QUOTE ] A lot of gay men interpret "outgoing" as "openminded." Yeah take a shot at that one Stan. [/ QUOTE ] I believe they think you're "DOWNgoing" and "openENDED". Shot taken. ![]() |
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| | #30 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 7,048
| [ QUOTE ] At least yell "incoming!!" or "grenade!!" first, Stan! [/ QUOTE ] Oh yeah.... INCOOOOOOMIIIIINNNG!!! ![]() |
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| | #32 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 7,048
| [ QUOTE ] Fire in the hole! [/ QUOTE ] I think there's cream for that. Dunno... axe JT or Max. ![]() |
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| | #34 |
| Old Skool | "Yer all a bunch of pre-verts!" Telly Savales, Capricorn One |
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| | #36 |
| Old Skool | I have this awful mental image of "corrupting our bodily fluids." Thanks for the bad visual. I have to go throw up now ... |
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| | #38 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 7,048
| [ QUOTE ] "Yer all a bunch of pre-verts!" Telly Savales, Capricorn One [/ QUOTE ] So true... sad... but so true. ![]() |
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| | #40 |
| Old Skool | It's called working a tip, JT. If you get embarrassed, and your wife is making fun of you for the "gay" guy hitting on you, then you put down whatever you have in your pocket (usually a $20 for a straight, uptight, middle-aged man) to get out of there. I've also worn only boxers and a raincoat, aka flasher, for Halloween and got very good tips from business women...had a great time doing it, too. I waited tables and bartended before military life... By the way, and anybody that has met me can attest to this, I am very straight but very secure about who I am. I just know how to work for a tip, or get business, or make owners feel insecure! ![]() I am also very happily married and glad to not be single any more! |
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| | #42 |
| Old Skool | I think so also..one of these days, we'll get to one of the JC functions, or if ya'll are in JAX, give us a call. I've gotta meet the immortal Doug Taylor one of these years! ![]() |
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| | #43 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 1,101
| [ QUOTE ] I've gotta meet the immortal Doug Taylor one of these years! [/ QUOTE ]Doug's not immortal (at least not as far as I know!!!) but he and Kristie are legendary ... at least among the JC crowd! |
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| | #45 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 4,743
| [ QUOTE ] Still hacking out phlegm like a cigar smoker. Eww! [/ QUOTE ] Lovely. ![]() |
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| | #47 |
| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 7,048
| Mmmmmm - phlegm! |
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| | #48 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: 3rd Rock From the Sun
Posts: 841
| [ QUOTE ] HaaaaaaAACHK! [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like some of the patients I take care of. I am quite worried that R2F was turned on by the phlegm. ![]() |
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