Mmm ... tastes like chicken!

[Aaron_Kearney]

An ad I saw recently for a Yum! Brands corporate gig (they're based here in Louisville):

We're looking for an Aircraft Captain to join our Aviation Team! You will be responsible for the operation of a 13 million dollar corporate asset, when assigned, and the safe transport of key corporate officers, guests of the corporation, subsidiaries and parent company. Want to know more about this opportunity? Keep reading to discover what challenges await you in this position:

Specifically, you'll be responsible for:
Manage the safe operation of a high performance, inter-continental business jet.
Manage the economics of aircraft operation when assigned ($1,500/hour).
Manage a professional flight crew when assigned. Must maintain a constant awareness. Responsible for the development of subordinates.
Maintain high proficiency in the aircraft and related airmanship. Must be able to be re-licensed every six months.
Makes final decisions for aircraft maintenance when assigned.
Responsible to executive level for the comfort and reliability of travel.