Helicopter Pirates! Yar! - Page 2

Ian J · September 7th, 2006, 14:31

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Originally Posted by scottyboy75

Is there going to be a sub plot?

Perhaps a romantic subplot between the crotchety maintenance guy and the Apache pilot?

n57flyguy · September 7th, 2006, 16:18

Script anyone?

Just remeber, I have to be a gunner on chinooks chinook and hit on a helo chick (this will be the side story drama) and chinook beats me up. The helo chick thinks Im dead because he threw his best gunner out the door, she then falls for Chinook Driver because theres no n57'n. Then as ninjas (hired by hollywood fancy people) are about to kill Chinook Driver and the helo chick, then, beaten tired, torn army uniform (like platoon, where he got betrayed) I come with a 50cal ripped off his crashed Chinook and kill all the ninjas. Chinook and I then agree to kill those M#### F##### Holly wood ppl. After we get back to the main plot. But the helo chick already feel in love with Chinook, so she feels bad and hooks me up with her hot cousin. I then become a Lt. with a hot wife!

Ian J · September 7th, 2006, 16:22

Little to much "Chinook" in that script for me.

You have to include the gay apache pilot and Fezzini the maintenance guy and Scotty's armed Robbie.

n57flyguy · September 7th, 2006, 17:09

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Originally Posted by ChinookDriver

Little to much "Chinook" in that script for me.

You have to include the gay apache pilot and Fezzini the maintenance guy and Scotty's armed Robbie.

The only thing you have to say is get off my girl, then youll fight me, then you get shot down a little later and are surronded by ninjas, then you say, lets kill those Mutha ###### then you fly again!

Gay, max doesnt like helos remember, and n57 is not gay, nor will be. But the other ideas are good.

I need some more iderrs...

BobDDuck · September 7th, 2006, 17:29

Honestly, a helicopter movie with out the "black helicopters"? You've got to work it in there somewhere. Some dude who used to be the best but he went to fly those "black helicopters" and saw stuff that made him crazy. Now he's not the best anymore.

Oh, and you need to have a rotor blade shed and go flying and hit something (preferably that explodes nicely).

I might actually have to go see this one in the theater.

Kristie · September 7th, 2006, 17:49

Leading man: Kurt Russell
Leading Lady: Lori Petty
Villian: (Flying the Apache) Catherine Zeta Jones
Sidekick: Tommy Lee Jones

n57flyguy · September 7th, 2006, 17:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDDuck

Honestly, a helicopter movie with out the "black helicopters"? You've got to work it in there somewhere. Some dude who used to be the best but he went to fly those "black helicopters" and saw stuff that made him crazy. Now he's not the best anymore.

Oh, and you need to have a rotor blade shed and go flying and hit something (preferably that explodes nicely).

I might actually have to go see this one in the theater.

Im sure its in the works. Whos writing this anyway?

scottyboy75 · September 8th, 2006, 07:31

We could use the loner hero who lives in the hills by himself which you can only get to by heli. His friend Tom. And, we would need a Lair.

Ian J · September 8th, 2006, 09:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristie

Leading man: Kurt Russell
Leading Lady: Lori Petty
Villian: (Flying the Apache) Catherine Zeta Jones
Sidekick: Tommy Lee Jones

Since Tommy Lee Jones was in Firebirds I'm going to have to veto that. And then the rest of your cast is too pretty... maybe you haven't seen a lot of us grungy ol' helo pilots...

averyrm · September 10th, 2006, 04:08

Aight, here's my idea for the back of the DVD:

A band of pirates reinvent the ancient trade by attacking.., from above. They are wrecking shipping routes through the vulnerable Caribbean, on but a rotary wing and a lot of grog. Meanwhile, a new government prototype (played by the R22 w/ side gun) is in the works; a new machine destined to rid the world of the pirates. On the other side of the world, the Chinese send out a band of their most elite warriors lead by Francois, in his Apache (played by Mr. Bean). They want to get this new technology to control the pirating market and enable only their goods to pass unscathed. Find out what happens in a world of intrigue, when our hero (Ricard Dean Anderson) attempts to keep his band of pirates alive, get the new government technology before it can be used against them, and defeat the evil Chinese in . . . HELICOPTER PIRATES

Doug Taylor · September 10th, 2006, 04:22

I gotta get Daftarian (MikeD) to give his input on this, BRB.

Ian J · September 11th, 2006, 11:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

I gotta get Daftarian (MikeD) to give his input on this, BRB.

Well? We gonna work some A-10s into this pic or what? Wait, A-10s aren't helos...

September 7th, 2006, 16:22	#28
Ian J Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 7,865	Re: Helicopter Pirates! Yar! Little to much "Chinook" in that script for me. You have to include the gay apache pilot and Fezzini the maintenance guy and Scotty's armed Robbie. __________________ "All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - George Orwell

September 7th, 2006, 17:29	#30
BobDDuck Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Left Seat Posts: 7,456	Re: Helicopter Pirates! Yar! Honestly, a helicopter movie with out the "black helicopters"? You've got to work it in there somewhere. Some dude who used to be the best but he went to fly those "black helicopters" and saw stuff that made him crazy. Now he's not the best anymore. Oh, and you need to have a rotor blade shed and go flying and hit something (preferably that explodes nicely). I might actually have to go see this one in the theater. __________________ The Gear Monkey The Gear Monkey Store

September 7th, 2006, 17:49	#31
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September 8th, 2006, 07:31	#33
scottyboy75 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SLC Posts: 872	Re: Helicopter Pirates! Yar! We could use the loner hero who lives in the hills by himself which you can only get to by heli. His friend Tom. And, we would need a Lair. __________________ Comm Rotorcraft CFI, CFII Rotorcraft

September 10th, 2006, 04:08	#35
averyrm Old Skool Join Date: May 2002 Location: LCK Posts: 1,889	Re: Helicopter Pirates! Yar! Aight, here's my idea for the back of the DVD: A band of pirates reinvent the ancient trade by attacking.., from above. They are wrecking shipping routes through the vulnerable Caribbean, on but a rotary wing and a lot of grog. Meanwhile, a new government prototype (played by the R22 w/ side gun) is in the works; a new machine destined to rid the world of the pirates. On the other side of the world, the Chinese send out a band of their most elite warriors lead by Francois, in his Apache (played by Mr. Bean). They want to get this new technology to control the pirating market and enable only their goods to pass unscathed. Find out what happens in a world of intrigue, when our hero (Ricard Dean Anderson) attempts to keep his band of pirates alive, get the new government technology before it can be used against them, and defeat the evil Chinese in . . . HELICOPTER PIRATES __________________ <-- That guy with Belushi as his avitar

September 10th, 2006, 04:22	#36
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 53,363 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Helicopter Pirates! Yar! I gotta get Daftarian (MikeD) to give his input on this, BRB. __________________ Doug Taylor aviationcareerexpo.com

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