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May 8th, 2008, 20:33
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: CT
Posts: 1,013
|  Passenger Briefing
Does anyone have an online version of their part 135 passenger briefing script, or if someone has the time, could you post a basic one covering everything (seats, belts, table's, exits etc...)
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May 8th, 2008, 21:23
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#2 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Henderson, NV
Posts: 236
| Re: Passenger Briefing
I'd like to call your attention the the passenger safety briefing card located in front of you. Take a moment to look this over. We have X emergency exits. They are located here and here. To operate turn the handle in the direction of the arrow and push the door open. X fire extinguishers are on this aircraft. To operate remove the extinguisher from the bracket, aim the nozzle at the base of the flames, and squeeze the handles together. One first aid kit location wherever.
In case of a water landing there is life vests located under your seat. Please make sure that your seat belts are fasted at all times during our flight. To fasten the seat belt insert the flat metal plate into the buckle, and to release, lift up on the buckle.
Smoking is prohibited at all times aboard the aircraft and on the ground when you exit the aircraft. Any carry on bags must be stowed underneath a seat for takeoff and landing and if you have a portable electronic device such as a cell phone or radio make sure thats turned off at this time. Relax and enjoy the flight.
From memory so maybe I forgot some. Others can chime in. FOM has the exact stuff required. | 
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May 8th, 2008, 22:41
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#3 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manchester, CT
Posts: 5,306
| Re: Passenger Briefing
"You are freight. You will sit in the back and not say a dang word because that's what you do best. In the event of a bumpy ride, you will not compain. In the event of an emergency, I will exit the aircraft swiftly and laugh while I watch you burn. I will literally throw you in and out of the plane. You will not have a seat belt, but I will secure you with a big red tarp. If you are lucky enough to be a lab animal, enjoy the ride because you will most likely be killed once we arrive. Thanks for flying Airnet, as if you had a choice."
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May 8th, 2008, 22:59
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#4 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Titusville
Posts: 265
| Re: Passenger Briefing
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Originally Posted by Ian J  Thanks for flying Airnet, as if you had a choice." | Very Nice!  | |
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May 8th, 2008, 23:49
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: That one
Posts: 727
| Re: Passenger Briefing
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Originally Posted by MikeOH58 Does anyone have an online version of their part 135 passenger briefing script, or if someone has the time, could you post a basic one covering everything (seats, belts, table's, exits etc...) |
Nope, I don't!
Sorry - I'm working on my honesty thing today.... 
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May 9th, 2008, 03:48
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#6 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Inside your OODA loop
Posts: 6,445
| Re: Passenger Briefing
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Originally Posted by Ian J "You are freight. You will sit in the back and not say a dang word because that's what you do best. In the event of a bumpy ride, you will not compain. In the event of an emergency, I will exit the aircraft swiftly and laugh while I watch you burn. I will literally throw you in and out of the plane. You will not have a seat belt, but I will secure you with a big red tarp. If you are lucky enough to be a lab animal, enjoy the ride because you will most likely be killed once we arrive. Thanks for flying Airnet, as if you had a choice." | That was awesome!
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May 9th, 2008, 09:49
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#7 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arlington(KGKY)
Posts: 118
| Re: Passenger Briefing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian J "You are freight. You will sit in the back and not say a dang word because that's what you do best. In the event of a bumpy ride, you will not compain. In the event of an emergency, I will exit the aircraft swiftly and laugh while I watch you burn. I will literally throw you in and out of the plane. You will not have a seat belt, but I will secure you with a big red tarp. If you are lucky enough to be a lab animal, enjoy the ride because you will most likely be killed once we arrive. Thanks for flying Airnet, as if you had a choice." | Love it!
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May 9th, 2008, 09:54
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#8 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 172
| Re: Passenger Briefing
I'm anxious to try this one:
"Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid....
...life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain." | |
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May 10th, 2008, 03:48
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#9 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SE US
Posts: 2,868
| Re: Passenger Briefing
Welcome aboard, this is a Lear 60. There are 2 emergency exits, the one you just walked through, and the second one in the lavatory. To open either door, turn the handle counter-clockwise. Do not worry about the lower steps, just egress the aircraft, stepping away from the aircraft.
Safety belts are just like the airlines; to buckle, insert metal fastener into the buckle. To remove, lift handle on buckle.
In case of oxygen mask deployment, please pull the toggle, as this starts the flow of oxygen.
There are safety briefing cards under each seat, along with life preservers. Please have all seats upright and tray tables stowed during takeoff and landing.
If there are any problems with temperature, please let us know and we will adjust as necessary. I love the Lear 60, but our gages showing what the temperature is in back leave something to be desired. Please let us know if it is getting undesirable.
The lavatory is in back; to flush, lift the seat all the way and when you put it back down, it automatically flushes. It is very quiet, so if you cannot hear it, don't worry about it. We will deal with any lavatory issues on the ground.
We have Cokes, Diet Cokes, Sprites, water, and coffee, along with snacks (and anything specifically asked for in the paperwork). Can I get you anything to drink at this time? I show them where everything is, and go up front, as engines are usually running now, and we are looking for a line guy.
I hope this helps... 
Although, I do miss the freight dawg briefing. LOL
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May 10th, 2008, 04:04
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#10 | | Old Skool
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 2,846
| Re: Passenger Briefing
There's always this classic 
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May 10th, 2008, 07:09
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#11 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: KBOS
Posts: 2,408
| Re: Passenger Briefing
My favorite is a sticker above one of our doors... "In 5 minutes you'll wish you were in hell".
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May 10th, 2008, 08:05
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#12 | | Old Skool
Join Date: May 2005 Location: BGR (Bangor, ME)
Posts: 2,765
| Re: Passenger Briefing
Beech 99. Cappy turns around from his seat. "Y'all strapped in? Alright, lets go"
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May 10th, 2008, 15:07
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#13 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KLAS
Posts: 2,821
| Re: Passenger Briefing
Heard this on SWA last week.
"Welcome folks, Im skipper Frank along with my 1st mate Jason. This will be our 1st time flying a real 737. Lets all hope its identical to the simulator. Our time to Ontario should be about 45 minutes or so, it depends how quick I can figure this thing out. Sooooo Sit back relax and thanks for flying Southwest Airlines."
He came back on right before take off "Flight FAs please be seated for take-off and for those of you with out a quick sense of humor I was joking. I have flown this bucket plenty"
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