Need a "gotchya back" prank that's safe

[Doug Taylor]

Nah, it's all good.

I got in his head so that's all the payback I need!

[Number1atNumber2]

Originally Posted by SoCalAprch

The upper decker is always a funny one that was talked about. How bout the good ol' hide a deuce. Go in a shoe box and put it under someones bed or in their closet. Usually they end up finding it with someone else around and its kinda an awkward moment. "Whats that awful smell? I dunno do you smell that to? Whats in this shoe box?..." Use your imagination...

Small variant on that one: take a crap in a box filled with those styrofoam peanuts, and mail it to your victim. Most people will dig through styrofoam to get to the 'prize' inside...

[Markf64]

Doug:

Saw this and thought of you.


http://www.asylum.com/gallery/office...dition/704732/

[Timmy Tucker]

Man, I hate I missed this the first time around. Reading the link in Markf64's post reminds me of a few things I've seen and done over the years.

During lunch in high school one day, we managed to empty a whole tube of Ora-gel into our friend's straw while he wasn't looking. Hilarity ensued.


My uncle was an executive chef and had all sorts of funny pranks. He used to cut up a big, thick pan of roux into squares and pass them off as peanut butter fudge. He also used to batter and deep-fry cut-up dish rags and tell everyone they were flounder. I think these are pretty standard tricks in the food business, though.



My best friend was trying to get a dog from a german shepherd rescue and he used me for a reference w/o telling me first. When they called, I answered all her questions and told her what a perfect owner he would be. Conversation's pretty much done, she asks me if there's anything I'd like to add. I had this random, unprovoked, Tom Mabe-esqe moment.

Rescue Lady-"Well, I believe we have all the information we need. Anything else you'd like to add?"

Me-"No ma'am. Well...... you know...... I have to say I'm kinda surprised that the bestiality charges weren't an issue."

RL-"Pardon me?"

Me-"Well, I just thought it might be a bit of a problem w/ him trying to get another dog and all."

RL-"I don't understand."

Me- Well, after what happened with.....crap, I gotta take this call."

RL-"But sir, can yo....."

Me-"click"

I never talked to them again. He still got the dog after some "carpet dancing", so to speak. I told him about a year later what I did.




**I don't mind deleting these last two if they're too inappropriate**

In my last band, we used to constantly give our other guitarist a real hard time. He was only 19 and quite the hookup artist (we were all 28-35, and married or in serious relationships). So for our amusement, we all did whatever we could to stifle his efforts with the ladies.

One night after a show, he was getting his groove on in the shower w/ some skankosaurus rex he picked up at the bar. We waited till things got kinda loud and noisy, and then shut the hot water off. Lots of cursing and banging around, then they both burst out of the bathroom wrapped in the shower curtain. He threatened me w/ bodily harm and then they locked themselves in his room for the rest of the evening.

Another night, he was finally taking home this gorgeous 6 ft tall brunette that he had been working on for months. We raced back to the condo before he did and I threw a pair of my fiance's panties on the foot of his bed. Then I opened up a condom, pumped about 5-6 squirts of hand lotion in it and half-way tucked it under his pillow.
He got back and they headed straight for his room. We all grabbed a beer, sat on the couch and waited. About 10 minutes later, the bedroom door flings open and she storms out, still throwing on her clothes.

[GUNIT]

Originally Posted by SoCalAprch

I would never do this to anyone or wish it upon anyone but if you swapped out someones shampoo with nair they may be in for a little suprise when they rinse and or repeat. My buddy was going to shave his head and I thought that it would be funny to do that earlier in the day but couldn't get the logistics in place before he cut it. I don't even think it would work but who knows...

The nair trick does work. It is done in Jackass 2.5

[Woob44]

Ask to see his cell phone. Enter your number as "Layover Girlie" and call him at all hours.

[Chief Captain]

Originally Posted by SoCalAprch

To get back at me he filled a 2 liter bottle full of dry ice, added water, wrapped it in a towel, threw it into my room and closed the door while I was sleeping. HAHA good times

...

Early in the morning while victim is sleeping get a bucket of water, a little bit of dry ice, put it in someones room and test all the smoke alarms in the house.

I HIGHLY recommends against that, unless you want to be charged with murder. Dry Ice is Carbon Dioxide (CO2). You and your friend could have easily suffocated while you slept. Believe me, it's no joke. That's how lab animals are killed every day- using CO2. I also recall a case some years ago where an entire African community died at night because of CO2 emissions from a nearby volcano.

[Cessnaflyer]

Originally Posted by Chief Captain

I HIGHLY recommends against that, unless you want to be charged with murder. Dry Ice is Carbon Dioxide (CO2). You and your friend could have easily suffocated while you slept. Believe me, it's no joke. That's how lab animals are killed every day- using CO2. I also recall a case some years ago where an entire African community died at night because of CO2 emissions from a nearby volcano.

I don't think I would be worrying too much about the CO2. I think I would be worrying about the EXPLOSION in the room

[TUCKnTRUCK]

Plant Metal, then watch the special screening at TSA

[msmspilot]

Originally Posted by TUCKnTRUCK

Plant Metal, then watch the special screening at TSA

Had a friend who worked at a retail clothing type store. They had a coworker who irritated everyone. They took one of the security tags and sewed it into the seam of their jacket. Never did figure it out....

[bigbobby03]

Originally Posted by jtrain609

Me: "Hello?"
"Scheduler:" "Yes sir, is this First Officer Herreshoff?"
Me: "Yup
"Scheduler:" "Well sir, we're going to have to junior man you to an ARC in Newark today."
Me: "Go #### yourself, Mark."
"Scheduler:" "Sir I'm going to have to give you a missed trip."
Me: "Mark, our schedulers are in Houston with 832 numbers, not in Jersey. You drunk?"

Be very careful saying stuff like that. I thought it was my buddy once too... it wasn't. I've never heard someone with a voice like that before.

[Ramp Romeo]

Originally Posted by msmspilot

Had a friend who worked at a retail clothing type store. They had a coworker who irritated everyone. They took one of the security tags and sewed it into the seam of their jacket. Never did figure it out....

We did something like that. You know the sticky plastic things from bookstores? We'd lay them on the floor sticky side up for the next guy walking.

As for a prank, what ever to just "relocating" someones car keys?

[aviatorrbt]

Originally Posted by NC_BE300

Hey Doug, here's an idea that can keep you safe and out of trouble:

Next time you see him, or fly with him......
Walk around smiling extra big,or act like you are hiding something or know "a little something extra"....like you have done something to him.......

Maybe make a side comment......"ohh your gonna get it or you'll be surprised at XYZ time.....etc etc etc"

but dont actually do anything to him!

This could drive him nuts (if he's that kind of person that you could fool into thinking you have done something) . ....... and he'll be wondering....looking...or checking all the time for something you "might have" done.

In reality.....you have done nothing to get yourself in touble......all you have said is something to him......and let the mind game/worrying begin!

Anybody seen the Dane Cook skit about breaking down a door (B&E), and not even taking anything. For weeks the owners will be going crazy because nothing was taken.... SAME THING!! haha.