Need a "gotchya back" prank that's safe

[ATC RET 2003]

Enclose a $5 bill and a note with your "buddy's" name, address and phone number saying something to the effect that "this is all I can afford right now, but I'm willing to do anything else I can to help... write to me or call anytime." Mail it to:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

[taseal]

order like 5 pizzas to his room

or put an ad on craig's list that is rather dirty...

have him get a bunch of phone calls for it

or have an ad that is like a real good deal and have others call him lol

(like lets say a nice honda civic for like 4,000 that could be worth 7)

[Chris_Ford]

Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius

Psssshhhh, I already do that every other Sunday here in PHX waiting for Chris_Ford!*

You and another girl I work with. Oi vey. It's tough being me.

[Maximillian_Jenius]

Originally Posted by Chris_Ford

You and another girl I work with. Oi vey. It's tough being me.

[the_dmn8tr]

Last semester I got my roommate by getting him a "have a happy period" kit. He thought it was a mass mailing and never knew it was me.

If you can get a hold of his computer, then take a screenshot of the background, apply it as the wallpaper, and hide all the icons. It takes forever to figure that one out.

[ASpilot2be]

Originally Posted by the_dmn8tr

If you can get a hold of his computer, then take a screenshot of the background, apply it as the wallpaper, and hide all the icons. It takes forever to figure that one out.

I love doing that to people We did it to a computer nerd at school and he couldnt figure it out

[moxiepilot]

call sportys and tell them youre interested in their products

[flyguydaniel]

Go to all the military's recruitment websites and fill in his information for each service. If you say he just graduated from high school and is interested in joining he will start getting calls and brochures/pamphlets from each service very soon.

[juxtapilot]

Originally Posted by flyguydaniel

Go to all the military's recruitment websites and fill in his information for each service. If you say he just graduated from high school and is interested in joining he will start getting calls and brochures/pamphlets from each service very soon.

Nice.

Calls and brochures/pamphlets will never stop coming... He will never forget.

[AUAeropilot]

I'll check with our duty pilot turned FLOE wannabe. He was in the Air Force and I'm sure he has some, either from there or from flying the line. He's on the desk tonight but he should be back in FLOE land Thursday.

I'll let you know if he comes up with anything. If anybody has the right connections for a phone call to him from Delta property it's this guy.

[Av8trix]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Ok, this can't affect safety in any way, shape or form, cause any injury, scars or get me into an 'actionable' situation.

Anyone have any ideas?

well, if you can manage to get him on the same a/c that you're flying, preferably DH'ing in uniform... (My dad did this to a friend back in da day)

The scenario:
Buddy's sitting in the cabin- in uniform's best, but anything will do. Take note of his seat assignment. After reaching altitude, and the signs are off, take a moment and make a little P.A.

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard, we've now reached our cruising altitude blah blah speed, arrival time, Wx, whatever. Additionally, I'd like to let everyone know that we have a very special passenger on board this evening. Capt. Buddy, one of Delta's exceptional employees is with us tonight, he's sitting in seat 5A. You should know that Capt. Buddy is 100% dedicated to our airline in all aspects, so much so that on his days off, he'll frequently ride along with us, just to see how things are going and to speak with folks in the cabin- and today is one of those days! So, if you'll notice, we've turned off the seatbelt signs, and if you'll like to take this opportunity to speak with Capt. Buddy- if you have any questions or concerns, feedback, or experiences you'd like to relate, please feel free to visit with him now. Again, that's seat 5A, and thank you for flying with Delta Airlines!"



-A-

[dakovich]

our dog pooped in my girl's shoe once. don't know what she did to upset the dog but she was soooo mad but couldn't stop laughing. so i say poop in his shoe





serious though, don't go poopin in someone shoe.

[ASpilot2be]

Originally Posted by dakovich

our dog pooped in my girl's shoe once. don't know what she did to upset the dog but she was soooo mad but couldn't stop laughing. so i say poop in his shoe





serious though, don't go poopin in someone shoe.

A good friends dog urinated in another persons shoe in the middle of the night

[dakovich]

ok, kind of nasty but....have you ever heard of an "upper deck"? well, if you happen to go to this dude's house for a party or whatever you go to the bathroom. except you take the top off the toilet tank and do your "business" in there. its kind of like putting a "2000 flushes" biscuit in there, but lets just say that every time someone flushes the toilet the water is no longer blue. nasty, i apologize but its an old college classic.

[t-cart]

Originally Posted by SeanD

If you fly with him again wait until he is asleep during his break. Creep up to him and whisper in a frantic sort of way "We just lost hydraulic pressure and engine one is out, we need you up front right away". Be sure to have a camera ready for the look on his face.

Ha,that is funny.Reminds me of a prank that my guys pulled on me one time. We had been going strong for several weeks,and one afternoon it started raining.I fell asleep in the office and my guys went outside and grabbed up a bunch of leaves and some bushes. One of them hollered "pull up pull up pull up" I opened my eyes to get leaves and bushes thrown at me. Scared the ,,,,,out of me,but it was funny. T.C.

[ChrisH]

Make up a fake invoice on your computer, for some very large purchase he supposedly made, and send it to his home, saying that his bill is due.

[SierraPilot123]

Too bad you might have missed the season for this one. But my uncle once had a trick like this played on him. His buddies posted an ad in the paper for xmas disposal and recycling while he was on vacation.

He came home to find 30-40 Xmas trees pilled up on his drive-way and lawn!!!

[Doug Taylor]

I don't have his home address, but I wouldn't do something like that anyway. Say his wife gets the bill while he's away on the trip and freaks out. Ehh, that's a little too brash!

I'm thinking something fun, you know? Now if he posted Hillary's picture on my ID with super glue and I couldn't get it off, I'd certainly go "nook-a-lur" though!

[MikeOH58]

Theres only six letters you need to pull off a great prank.

NAMBLA

http://www.nambla.org/

HEHE

[Kristie]

I gave doug the thought earlier of signing him up as a republican volunteer....he's a democrat..

[Kristie]

Originally Posted by GatorFC

Sneek one of these into his layover hotel room or car :

The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron

OMG, i LOVE it.... that sounds like the funniest thing EVAR!!!!1111!!

[P&H]

Why do I have a bad feeling about this???

[Kristie]

Originally Posted by Av8trix

well, if you can manage to get him on the same a/c that you're flying, preferably DH'ing in uniform... (My dad did this to a friend back in da day)

The scenario:
Buddy's sitting in the cabin- in uniform's best, but anything will do. Take note of his seat assignment. After reaching altitude, and the signs are off, take a moment and make a little P.A.

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard, we've now reached our cruising altitude blah blah speed, arrival time, Wx, whatever. Additionally, I'd like to let everyone know that we have a very special passenger on board this evening. Capt. Buddy, one of Delta's exceptional employees is with us tonight, he's sitting in seat 5A. You should know that Capt. Buddy is 100% dedicated to our airline in all aspects, so much so that on his days off, he'll frequently ride along with us, just to see how things are going and to speak with folks in the cabin- and today is one of those days! So, if you'll notice, we've turned off the seatbelt signs, and if you'll like to take this opportunity to speak with Capt. Buddy- if you have any questions or concerns, feedback, or experiences you'd like to relate, please feel free to visit with him now. Again, that's seat 5A, and thank you for flying with Delta Airlines!"



-A-

OMG... doug would have HELL to pay for that one!! but it's good...that could bring on a lingering prank war tho i think

[Doug Taylor]

Originally Posted by Av8trix

well, if you can manage to get him on the same a/c that you're flying, preferably DH'ing in uniform... (My dad did this to a friend back in da day)

The scenario:
Buddy's sitting in the cabin- in uniform's best, but anything will do. Take note of his seat assignment. After reaching altitude, and the signs are off, take a moment and make a little P.A.

"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard, we've now reached our cruising altitude blah blah speed, arrival time, Wx, whatever. Additionally, I'd like to let everyone know that we have a very special passenger on board this evening. Capt. Buddy, one of Delta's exceptional employees is with us tonight, he's sitting in seat 5A. You should know that Capt. Buddy is 100% dedicated to our airline in all aspects, so much so that on his days off, he'll frequently ride along with us, just to see how things are going and to speak with folks in the cabin- and today is one of those days! So, if you'll notice, we've turned off the seatbelt signs, and if you'll like to take this opportunity to speak with Capt. Buddy- if you have any questions or concerns, feedback, or experiences you'd like to relate, please feel free to visit with him now. Again, that's seat 5A, and thank you for flying with Delta Airlines!"



-A-

That's hott!

If I get him while he's flying relief, even better!

[Kristie]

you can't do that while he's flying relief hon... he's on duty at that point.