PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! - Page 2

Berkut · January 7th, 2008, 14:06

Oh man, that's hilarious. If only I had the sack to pull of something like that.

I'd do it up good, too. Combine a six pack of beer, a couple of bowls of Fruity Pebbles, and some Taco Bell leftovers... I'd put that flight case into therapy.

LoadMasterC141 · January 7th, 2008, 14:09

So in the aviation world a V-File is a flight bag?

JEP · January 7th, 2008, 14:10

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Originally Posted by LoadMasterC141

So in the aviation world a V-File is a flight bag?

V-file is like your mail slot.

LoadMasterC141 · January 7th, 2008, 14:11

Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

Doug Taylor · January 7th, 2008, 14:12

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Originally Posted by LoadMasterC141

Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

The "Phantom Pooper" traditionally strikes unlocked flight kits of his/her intended victims.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just getting the information out there!

JEP · January 7th, 2008, 14:12

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Originally Posted by LoadMasterC141

Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

I think the majority of pilots leave their flight kits in the 'crew room' on shelves nad may or may not be locked up.

If you piss someone off, and they happen to see your flightkit left unlocked, you may get a surprise....

LoadMasterC141 · January 7th, 2008, 14:20

Thanks Jep and Doug for clearing that up.

I have Vice Presidents coming to my office to hear this now. Bwahahahahahaha

Trip7 · January 7th, 2008, 14:42

WHEW...haven't laughed that hard in a while..

surreal1221 · January 7th, 2008, 14:43

I love Mark's dramatic pauses. lol

meyers9163 · January 7th, 2008, 14:55

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Originally Posted by 777forever

WHEW...haven't laughed that hard in a while..

Watch your v file there Marcus..... I hear the ones who fly the ATR over at ASA get the most **** placed in theres.....

mattp1803 · January 7th, 2008, 15:00

"Large quantity" hahhaa. This message is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

S.T.Aviator · January 7th, 2008, 15:09

Thanks Doug, I needed that great belly laugh today!

ZapBrannigan · January 7th, 2008, 16:10

Tom Arlene was a blowhard and a jerk when I first met him in 1995.

He was a blowhard and a jerk several years later when I flew for PSA after being furloughed from a major.

I can't imagine much has changed in the last 6 years, especially if they made him a chief pilot.

Probably some J4J guy who had finally had enough.

GalaxyIFE · January 7th, 2008, 16:15

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Originally Posted by LoadMasterC141

Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

You guys didn't have v-files back in your AF days?!? You must have wrapped up that gig a LONG time ago!

That is some funny feces...and the office is appreciating it too, especially the old NWA guys...

moxiepilot · January 7th, 2008, 16:34

Item #2 - I wish you a safe and prosrerous New Year....

baw ha ha ha ha ha

Seggy · January 7th, 2008, 17:03

My bad folks, I knew I misplaced something in the past few days...

athomeinthesky · January 7th, 2008, 17:16

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Originally Posted by BobDDuck

I have been advised that an unknown individual placed a large quantity of feces in Chief Pilot Tom Arline’s V-file in the Charlotte crew room

Are we talking about possibly more than one person here? I wonder if he had to clean it up himself?

jynxyjoe · January 7th, 2008, 17:23

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Originally Posted by Seggy

My bad folks, I knew I misplaced something in the past few days...

best avatar evah!

awacs94 · January 7th, 2008, 18:48

That was awesome!

JEP · January 7th, 2008, 18:48

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Originally Posted by Seggy

My bad folks, I knew I misplaced something in the past few days...

<---------I had to sell mine,, they hurt too much.

Dude.....how in the world do you get DC's on that melon?

Seggy · January 7th, 2008, 19:01

Oh my head isn't that big.

I LOVE my David Clarks, very comfy. A lot better than the Bose and their customer service rocks!

JEP · January 7th, 2008, 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seggy

Oh my head isn't that big.

I LOVE my David Clarks, very comfy. A lot better than the Bose and their customer service rocks!

lets see:

I loved 'em, but damn they hurt

Seggy · January 7th, 2008, 19:06

Your head must be bigger than mine! I can wear them all day, never a problem, yet...

cfii2007 · January 7th, 2008, 19:52

"this senseless and disturbing act"

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tram · January 8th, 2008, 00:59

Man, the line is busy...

January 7th, 2008, 14:06	#26
Berkut Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Dodge this Posts: 958	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Oh man, that's hilarious. If only I had the sack to pull of something like that. I'd do it up good, too. Combine a six pack of beer, a couple of bowls of Fruity Pebbles, and some Taco Bell leftovers... I'd put that flight case into therapy.

January 7th, 2008, 14:09	#27
LoadMasterC141 Old Skool Join Date: May 2006 Location: Live in Arlington, TX - From Ithaca, NY - Wish I was on an island in Fiji Posts: 1,948	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! So in the aviation world a V-File is a flight bag?

January 7th, 2008, 14:11	#29
LoadMasterC141 Old Skool Join Date: May 2006 Location: Live in Arlington, TX - From Ithaca, NY - Wish I was on an island in Fiji Posts: 1,948	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Ok Vertical File is mail slot...where did the flightbag part come in then?

January 7th, 2008, 14:20	#32
LoadMasterC141 Old Skool Join Date: May 2006 Location: Live in Arlington, TX - From Ithaca, NY - Wish I was on an island in Fiji Posts: 1,948	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Thanks Jep and Doug for clearing that up. I have Vice Presidents coming to my office to hear this now. Bwahahahahahaha

January 7th, 2008, 14:42	#33
Trip7 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ATL Posts: 2,042	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! WHEW...haven't laughed that hard in a while.. __________________ Comm-ASEL, MEL, Inst. CFI, CFII, MEI TT: 700 Part 121 ATR72 FO B.S. Aviation Management-Business Minor Southeastern Oklahoma State University Cum Laude Graduate

January 7th, 2008, 14:43	#34
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January 7th, 2008, 15:00	#36
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January 7th, 2008, 15:09	#37
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January 7th, 2008, 16:10	#38
ZapBrannigan Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Mom n' Pop Retailer Posts: 1,019	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Tom Arlene was a blowhard and a jerk when I first met him in 1995. He was a blowhard and a jerk several years later when I flew for PSA after being furloughed from a major. I can't imagine much has changed in the last 6 years, especially if they made him a chief pilot. Probably some J4J guy who had finally had enough. __________________

January 7th, 2008, 16:34	#40
moxiepilot Old Skool Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CFI / CFII in PA Posts: 2,742	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Item #2 - I wish you a safe and prosrerous New Year.... baw ha ha ha ha ha

January 7th, 2008, 17:03	#41
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January 7th, 2008, 18:48	#44
awacs94 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 272	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! That was awesome! __________________ "Air N'doogoo" flying a MEL-ridden Tupolev 154 with a 22 year-old Chechen crew." - Doug

January 7th, 2008, 19:01	#46
Seggy Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,498	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Oh my head isn't that big. I LOVE my David Clarks, very comfy. A lot better than the Bose and their customer service rocks! __________________ www.alpa.org/colgan

January 7th, 2008, 19:06	#48
Seggy Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,498	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Your head must be bigger than mine! I can wear them all day, never a problem, yet... __________________ www.alpa.org/colgan

January 7th, 2008, 19:52	#49
cfii2007 Old Skool Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,975	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! "this senseless and disturbing act" HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 8th, 2008, 00:59	#50
Tram Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: KMSL Posts: 1,845	Re: PSA's "Phantom Pooper" Has Returned! Man, the line is busy... __________________ I flew the 757-200 sim at NATCO DANGIT...ON ONE ENGINE OUT OF EAGLE COLORADO AND THEN CIRCUMNAVIGATED A THUNDERSTORM!!! And what do these PAX do?! Glare at me..

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