"I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song - Page 2

kellwolf · November 9th, 2007, 22:20

All along I've been hard charging for SWA. Hearing Doug talk about int'l and some of the other guys, I'm starting to change my tune....seriously. Even my wife keeps dropping hints that she'd rather me fly for Delta than SWA now....

OldTownPilot · November 9th, 2007, 23:15

How does a 7-day paid vacation to Hamburg or Berlin for new years sound?

There are a bunch of 6-day trips in there too over the holidays.

Me? If I'm going to fly I'm going to want to go to a place that can offer the variety of 4-leg domestic trips to 16 hour international legs. I think it would keep things fresh and new. Plus I love going to other countries to travel, and to get paid to do so would be awesome.

Maximillian_Jenius · November 10th, 2007, 03:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

I'm still debating holding for ER captain, which isn't all that far off, or bidding back domestic captain after my lock is up. Not quite sure what to do yet

Which one pays better, and/or has better QOL? Start there!

pic · November 10th, 2007, 22:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by UND_Flyer

Got this off another website thought it was kinda funny.

**To the tune of Rockstar by Nickelback**
(If you dont know the Nickelback song this wont be nearly as funny.)
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I’m through with waiting in line to take off runway ten
Sitting next to a student that stinks like gin
This job hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new jet that I can learn in the sim
And a crashpad I can play Tetris in
And a king size case that’ll carry all my charts for me

I’ll need a Sallie Mae loan that’s got no limit
And a nine leg day with no lunch break in it
Gonna raid the galley cart so I can just get some food in me

I want a dark crew bus with no suspension
Ride with a dozen other pilots who don’t have pensions
To some cheap hotel where the mattress smells like pee

I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane
Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane

Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars
Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars
The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet
We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat

And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar
Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar
Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square
Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair

Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ
Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ

I wanna bid each month and try to hold a line
Get stuck on reserve every single time
Commute 19 hours so I can live with my parents for free

I’m gonna dress up in the latest Sporty’s fashion
I’m running low on socks so I’d better ration
Gonna work on holidays and never have a weekend free

I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane
Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane

Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars
Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars
The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet
We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat

And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar
Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar
Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square
Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair

And we’ll hide out from the FAA
With the latest regulations and a 110A
They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile
Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ

Gonna shoot an ILS and pray for FD capture
Gonna get bent over by some dispatcher
Get stuck in an arrival sequence 12 planes long
Let the autopilot fly so I don’t get it wrong

Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars
Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars
The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet
We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat

And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar
Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar
Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square
Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair

And we’ll hide out from the FAA
With the latest regulations and a 110A
They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile
Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ
Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ

This is the funniest darn thing I've read ever.. thanks for the laugh!!!

CRJDriver · November 14th, 2007, 19:20

Did anyone make a recording, yet or know someone who could make one?

FlyChicaga · November 14th, 2007, 23:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellwolf

All along I've been hard charging for SWA. Hearing Doug talk about int'l and some of the other guys, I'm starting to change my tune....seriously. Even my wife keeps dropping hints that she'd rather me fly for Delta than SWA now....

Sweet... Less competition.

B767Driver · November 14th, 2007, 23:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

January 10, 1998. DAY to MKE. Landed to the north, walked past crew scheduling's door, Brad the scheduler tried to junior assign me a trip for the 11th, I told him that I wasn't going.

He told me to report to the chief pilot's office for failure to cover a trip.

I told him I was leaving for Southernjets.

He asked if they were hiring crew schedulers.

(insert Chris Hansen "HA!" here)

Spiky hair Brad?? How do you remember this stuff??? Was he cool or creepy? I never could tell.

BTW, those lyrics were awesome.

BTW2, the rockstar video is way cool.

kellwolf · November 15th, 2007, 12:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyChicaga

Sweet... Less competition.

Yeah, like you have to worry about that from me. I might be the one calling YOU up with the "Hey....um, I've got this 737 type and 1000 TPIC time....know anyone in HR?"

Didn't say SWA was TOTALLY off the radar, just not at the same priority. Living in MCO and driving to work would still be very nice.

Soul Brotha' · November 15th, 2007, 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellwolf

Yeah, like you have to worry about that from me. I might be the one calling YOU up with the "Hey....um, I've got this 737 type and 1000 TPIC time....know anyone in HR?"

Didn't say SWA was TOTALLY off the radar, just not at the same priority. Living in MCO and driving to work would still be very nice.

SWA or Netjets is the way for me. MCO based is a great QOL for me.

HeyEng · November 15th, 2007, 19:01

Oh snap....that is some funny (sad) shizn*t...

TXaviator · November 15th, 2007, 22:35

someone has waaaay too much time on your hands.

funny thing is.... its funny, but its also NOT.

Fly4Pay · November 17th, 2007, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by UND_Flyer

Did anyone make a recording, yet or know someone who could make one?

I"m seeing what I can work out....

Tiger815 · November 20th, 2007, 21:26

Rock Star is on my current favorite song rotation and this version is even better.

I can just see a crew on a long flight making up these lyrics and laughing their asses off to keep from crying.

November 9th, 2007, 22:20	#26
kellwolf Old Skool Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 16,899	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song All along I've been hard charging for SWA. Hearing Doug talk about int'l and some of the other guys, I'm starting to change my tune....seriously. Even my wife keeps dropping hints that she'd rather me fly for Delta than SWA now.... __________________ "I'm The Doctor, by the way. Run for your life!"

November 9th, 2007, 23:15	#27
OldTownPilot Old Skool Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bang'er and Bah Habah Posts: 4,184 Blog Entries: 10	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song How does a 7-day paid vacation to Hamburg or Berlin for new years sound? There are a bunch of 6-day trips in there too over the holidays. Me? If I'm going to fly I'm going to want to go to a place that can offer the variety of 4-leg domestic trips to 16 hour international legs. I think it would keep things fresh and new. Plus I love going to other countries to travel, and to get paid to do so would be awesome. __________________ As a wise man said, sumb!tch flew in, sumb!tch'll fly out. Ski Hard. Party Harder.

November 14th, 2007, 19:20	#30
CRJDriver Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KBOI Posts: 2,142	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song Did anyone make a recording, yet or know someone who could make one?

November 15th, 2007, 19:01	#35
HeyEng Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Antonio TX or anywhere Uncle Sugar wants me.... Posts: 1,935	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song Oh snap....that is some funny (sad) shizn*t... __________________ When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred.

November 15th, 2007, 22:35	#36
TXaviator Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: everywhere Posts: 3,513	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song someone has waaaay too much time on your hands. funny thing is.... its funny, but its also NOT. __________________ #2 Overall Rank Collegiate Aerobatic Pilot 2008 1st Place - Sportsman - Doug Yost Aerobatic Contest 2nd Place - Sportsman - Illinois State Open Last edited by TXaviator; November 15th, 2007 at 22:37. Reason: ps - nickelback is one of the worst bands EVER.

November 20th, 2007, 21:26	#38
Tiger815 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA (JYO) Posts: 272	Re: "I wanna be a RJ Driver" Song Rock Star is on my current favorite song rotation and this version is even better. I can just see a crew on a long flight making up these lyrics and laughing their asses off to keep from crying.

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