An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers - Page 8

JEP · February 8th, 2007, 01:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Oh easy! Grab a bottle of water, pop open the window, pour the water on the windshield and move the switch to the park position...They'll think you're a GENIUS! Wait... Did I talk about this on the site? Waitasecond!

And you thought they called me MadDog because of my (former) favorite drink!

SeanD · February 8th, 2007, 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by amorris311

thank you for ridding the problem. you two do not deserve this.

I love this place!

Seggy · February 8th, 2007, 01:24

ColganFO should be banned.......

A) Our company is upgrading in seniority order. What he has said about the way the company is working is not true. He was unsure about our upgrade interview, that has been pretty standard for a year.

B) We don't have guys without a base. There is a Saab base in HYA, THERE IS NO SAAB THERE IN THE WINTER. They base the crews there THEN send them TDY all over the place.

C) He said he flew with a checkairman out of Albany. We don't have any in Albany.

D) In one of his posts, he asked if he can upgrade on the Beech instead of the Saab. ANYONE at Colgan would laugh at this.

E) I saw what is to be thought of as his real name. This name is NOT on our seniority list.

He is a fake, ban him.

flywithUS · February 8th, 2007, 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Oh easy! Grab a bottle of water, pop open the window, pour the water on the windshield and move the switch to the park position...They'll think you're a GENIUS! Wait... Did I talk about this on the site? Waitasecond!

Isn't it against some FAA rule to talk about airline procedures?

OldTownPilot · February 8th, 2007, 01:30

Phew...Glad that is over with.

Seriously D+K you rock!

Oh yeah, my scab comment still applies to whoever you may be in real life

Doug Taylor · February 8th, 2007, 01:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by flywithUS

Isn't it against some FAA rule to talk about airline procedures?

That's not procedure!

Do the "two-finger per hand quote" thingy and say "Technique only"

flywithUS · February 8th, 2007, 01:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

That's not procedure!

Do the "two-finger per hand quote" thingy and say "Technique only"

This must be one of the synergies Parker Our Lord was talking about.

ColganFO · February 8th, 2007, 01:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by JEP

You're about to push back from the gate and the windshield wiper is stuck in the middle of the window. Instead of waiting for maintenance, how do you fix it?

Try to select PARK, if that doesn't work maintenance delay.

Doug Taylor · February 8th, 2007, 01:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColganFO

Try to select PARK, if that doesn't work maintenance delay.

Anything you want to say, or at least apologize to my users before I hit 'flush'?

If it's sincere enough, I might have a change of heart.

amorris311 · February 8th, 2007, 01:40

dude take a hint. you are not welcome with the bs you have been posting.

JEP · February 8th, 2007, 01:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColganFO

Try to select PARK, if that doesn't work maintenance delay.

That'd be nice if Doug didn't answer that 19 minutes ago....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Oh easy! Grab a bottle of water, pop open the window, pour the water on the windshield and move the switch to the park position...They'll think you're a GENIUS! Wait... Did I talk about this on the site? Waitasecond!

flywithUS · February 8th, 2007, 01:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColganFO

Try to select PARK, if that doesn't work maintenance delay.

Not to change the subject or anything...

but how many of you would take a maintenance delay for this?

Now I'm no professional or anything, but to me, this is something that I would just look the other way for.

Doug Taylor · February 8th, 2007, 01:47

And "PARK" doesn't generally work too well on a dry windshield. Usually gets stuck even worse!

FSIPILOT · February 8th, 2007, 01:48

wipers don't make good engine food

Kristie · February 8th, 2007, 01:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by flywithUS

This must be one of the synergies Parker Our Lord was talking about.

synergy is when you put hand in hand yin yang ways..and then say "synergy rules"

Kristie · February 8th, 2007, 01:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

If it's sincere enough, I might have a change of heart.

personally, i'm thinking no change of heart... why should we when he's been playing with a cheaters hand? he's given us every reason to ban his arse.

flywithUS · February 8th, 2007, 01:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by FSIPILOT

wipers don't make good engine food

And that is why I am no professional.

Doug Taylor · February 8th, 2007, 01:55

And I gotta go to bed. Way overdue and I'm getting up at 5:50 to go run...

I REALLY hate having to do crap like this but it's for the health of the community.

GatorFC · February 8th, 2007, 02:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobDDuck

Wahoo! Tomcatter FINALLY has his own Wiki entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomcatter

If anybody feels like filling in the details, please do.

Funny stuff BDD

, but maybe you should put some kind of disclaimer in there about the entry not referring to the actual VF-31 "Tomcatters" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VF-31_Tomcatters), and redirecting those looking for info on that particular F-14 squadron to the appropriate page.

Kristie · February 8th, 2007, 02:46

good idea!

SDpilot · February 8th, 2007, 02:53

It honestly took me nearly 2 hours to get through this entire thread... glad it's finally being put to rest... but thanks ColganBSfo for the entertainment!

jtrain609 · February 8th, 2007, 04:56

Serious ownage.

I knew he was a troll.

FSIPILOT · February 8th, 2007, 05:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtrain609

Serious ownage.

I knew he was a troll.

Oh yeah, Checkmate.

MQAAord · February 8th, 2007, 09:05

Well, ColganFO, I guess this describes you now ---->

And this little guy:

is for wasting Doug's time when he's got MUCH better things to do than chase trolls like you around.

rausda27 · February 8th, 2007, 09:06

To quote Judge Marilyn Milian (The Peoples Court):

"Stick a fork in me, I am done"

"I wouldnt believe you if your tongue came notorized"

I love that show. I don't however like when people come in here and track mud across the Taylors berber carpet. That is just rude!

Ban him, lock the thread and lets get on with our normal routine.

February 8th, 2007, 01:24	#178
Seggy Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,498	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers ColganFO should be banned....... A) Our company is upgrading in seniority order. What he has said about the way the company is working is not true. He was unsure about our upgrade interview, that has been pretty standard for a year. B) We don't have guys without a base. There is a Saab base in HYA, THERE IS NO SAAB THERE IN THE WINTER. They base the crews there THEN send them TDY all over the place. C) He said he flew with a checkairman out of Albany. We don't have any in Albany. D) In one of his posts, he asked if he can upgrade on the Beech instead of the Saab. ANYONE at Colgan would laugh at this. E) I saw what is to be thought of as his real name. This name is NOT on our seniority list. He is a fake, ban him.

February 8th, 2007, 01:30	#180
OldTownPilot Old Skool Join Date: May 2005 Location: BGR (Bangor, ME) Posts: 3,159 Blog Entries: 9	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers Phew...Glad that is over with. Seriously D+K you rock! Oh yeah, my scab comment still applies to whoever you may be in real life __________________ As a wise man said, sumb!tch flew in, sumb!tch'll fly out. Ski Hard. Party Harder.

February 8th, 2007, 01:40	#185
amorris311 Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Los Angeles soon to be phx Posts: 2,632	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers dude take a hint. you are not welcome with the bs you have been posting.

February 8th, 2007, 01:47	#188
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers And "PARK" doesn't generally work too well on a dry windshield. Usually gets stuck even worse! __________________ Doug Taylor http://76school.flyblog.com (old!) http://30west.flyblog.com (updated 11/28)

February 8th, 2007, 01:48	#189
FSIPILOT Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: South East Florida, U.S.A. Posts: 210	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers wipers don't make good engine food

February 8th, 2007, 01:55	#193
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers And I gotta go to bed. Way overdue and I'm getting up at 5:50 to go run... I REALLY hate having to do crap like this but it's for the health of the community. __________________ Doug Taylor http://76school.flyblog.com (old!) http://30west.flyblog.com (updated 11/28)

February 8th, 2007, 02:46	#195
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 19,291 Blog Entries: 3	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers good idea! __________________ Wife of a Delta B767 ER F/O jetgirls.net

February 8th, 2007, 02:53	#196
SDpilot Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 79	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers It honestly took me nearly 2 hours to get through this entire thread... glad it's finally being put to rest... but thanks ColganBSfo for the entertainment!

February 8th, 2007, 04:56	#197
jtrain609 Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Park City, UT Posts: 12,869	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers Serious ownage. I knew he was a troll. __________________ "Jetlink 2940, on another radio, contact clearance for new airways..."

February 8th, 2007, 09:05	#199
MQAAord Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Looney Bin Posts: 9,624	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers Well, ColganFO, I guess this describes you now ----> And this little guy: is for wasting Doug's time when he's got MUCH better things to do than chase trolls like you around. __________________ PPL SEL 100-ish TT Former AA F/A (12 months) Former Simmons/AE F/A (6 years) Former AE ground school instructor (1 year) Former AE IOE instructor (3 years) http://www.scentsy.com/ALsmith

February 8th, 2007, 09:06	#200
rausda27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 1,275	Re: An Apology to Colgan Pilot on Jetcareers To quote Judge Marilyn Milian (The Peoples Court): "Stick a fork in me, I am done" "I wouldnt believe you if your tongue came notorized" I love that show. I don't however like when people come in here and track mud across the Taylors berber carpet. That is just rude! Ban him, lock the thread and lets get on with our normal routine. __________________ "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things . "— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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