Where is Doug Today ?

Grumpy01 · July 7th, 2006, 14:18

http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jh...s/domesticNews

Just a question ?

Doug Taylor · July 7th, 2006, 15:43

Not I!

If it was me, the story would have included, "Then the pilot, in a rage of repressed anger, opened the door, chopped off the intruding passenger's head with the cockpit crash axe, held it high and screamed "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" all to the uproarious amusement of the first class passengers."

desertdog71 · July 7th, 2006, 15:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Not I!

If it was me, the story would have included, "Then the pilot, in a rage of repressed anger, opened the door, chopped off the intruding passenger's head with the cockpit crash axe, held it high and screamed "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" all to the uproarious amusement of the first class passengers."

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!!!

frog_flyer · July 7th, 2006, 15:57

HAI-RUUUUUGEN!!!!

FlyingNole · July 7th, 2006, 17:39

FATALITY

Texasspilot · July 7th, 2006, 18:33

If i read the story right on another site...it was a guy who just got back from iraq due to be released on the 12th

deserteaglle · July 7th, 2006, 18:50

GET OVER HERE!

So how long are we going to recite stuff from the video game?

rausda27 · July 7th, 2006, 19:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Not I!

If it was me, the story would have included, "Then the pilot, in a rage of repressed anger, opened the door, chopped off the intruding passenger's head with the cockpit crash axe, held it high and screamed "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" all to the uproarious amusement of the first class passengers."

Doug..funniest thing you have ever posted..

Probably true however.

Doug Taylor · July 7th, 2006, 20:04

I left out the "Roll the bloodied head down the aisle like a bowling ball" because one of my mods would have censored me.

Dugie8 · July 7th, 2006, 20:06

Wait, wait, wait, your airline still has first class?

FlyingNole · July 7th, 2006, 20:38

Doug is a pilot?!

HH-60CC · July 7th, 2006, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyingNole

Doug is a pilot?!

I thought he was an axe murderer

boeing 777-300 · July 7th, 2006, 22:07

oh those every so friendly people in first class.

wife: so honey how was your day.

first class husband: well, the usual, combatted terrorism in an MD-88. You know how that is.

wife: Swell!!!

edit: well it wasnt really terrorism

caliginousface · July 7th, 2006, 23:08

If we're playing Mortal Kombat, i'm Sub-Zero, the dark skinned version!

NW004 · July 8th, 2006, 15:27

When the guy is running down to the cockpit, just put your foot right in front of his, and boom he goes. That'd be so funny.

July 7th, 2006, 14:18	#1
Grumpy01 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 149	Where is Doug Today ? http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jh...s/domesticNews Just a question ? __________________ Bury Power Lines. Not Pilots.

July 7th, 2006, 15:43	#2
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Where is Doug Today ? Not I! If it was me, the story would have included, "Then the pilot, in a rage of repressed anger, opened the door, chopped off the intruding passenger's head with the cockpit crash axe, held it high and screamed "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" all to the uproarious amusement of the first class passengers." __________________ Doug Taylor http://76school.flyblog.com (old!) http://30west.flyblog.com (updated 11/28)

July 7th, 2006, 15:57	#4
frog_flyer Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FTW Posts: 4,092	Re: Where is Doug Today ? HAI-RUUUUUGEN!!!! __________________ "There needs to be more drinking here on JC. We need more ******* partying!" -Doug Taylor 260TT 25 ME

July 7th, 2006, 17:39	#5
FlyingNole Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 2,090	Re: Where is Doug Today ? FATALITY __________________ Don't call her a babe, ok? She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such! -ATHF

July 7th, 2006, 18:33	#6
Texasspilot Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,080	Re: Where is Doug Today ? If i read the story right on another site...it was a guy who just got back from iraq due to be released on the 12th

July 7th, 2006, 18:50	#7
deserteaglle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 690	Re: Where is Doug Today ? GET OVER HERE! So how long are we going to recite stuff from the video game? __________________ Fly the god#@$% plane. People usually ask for advice to have someone to agree with what they've already decided or to have someone to blame when things go wrong.

July 7th, 2006, 20:04	#9
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Where is Doug Today ? I left out the "Roll the bloodied head down the aisle like a bowling ball" because one of my mods would have censored me. __________________ Doug Taylor http://76school.flyblog.com (old!) http://30west.flyblog.com (updated 11/28)

July 7th, 2006, 20:06	#10
Dugie8 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KRST Posts: 1,819	Re: Where is Doug Today ? Wait, wait, wait, your airline still has first class? __________________ Aircraft without engine(s) prohibited... -KMIA 10-9

July 7th, 2006, 20:38	#11
FlyingNole Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 2,090	Re: Where is Doug Today ? Doug is a pilot?! __________________ Don't call her a babe, ok? She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such! -ATHF

July 7th, 2006, 22:07	#13
boeing 777-300 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Santa Clarita, California Posts: 749	Re: Where is Doug Today ? oh those every so friendly people in first class. wife: so honey how was your day. first class husband: well, the usual, combatted terrorism in an MD-88. You know how that is. wife: Swell!!! edit: well it wasnt really terrorism __________________ Alex Moore

July 7th, 2006, 23:08	#14
caliginousface Old Skool Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: san jose, ca Posts: 2,062	Re: Where is Doug Today ? If we're playing Mortal Kombat, i'm Sub-Zero, the dark skinned version! __________________

July 8th, 2006, 15:27	#15
NW004 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: USA Posts: 274	Re: Where is Doug Today ? When the guy is running down to the cockpit, just put your foot right in front of his, and boom he goes. That'd be so funny.

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