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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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So, I wondered why the plane I was in this week has a new headliner and was so much prettier inside than the rest of the fleet! Then I got the story . . . ![]()
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| Agent Smith |
Holy cow! BIRDS ON A PLANE!
__________________ Doug Taylor http://76school.flyblog.com (old!) http://30west.flyblog.com (updated 11/28) |
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: ??
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Holy crap! That'll get your attention! I smacked a decent sized bat in the Caravan once, but it just oozed all over the windscreen, didn't go through. That's crazy! |
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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Lloyd if found a good ole boy he might have taken that off their hands and had dinner. Nothing like plane kill, instead of road kill.
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We hit a bird in the 727 where it hit right on the windshield wiper arm bolt. Split it perfectly in two and greased the captain's and the FO's window in even allotments. Nasty! Birds have a lot of goo!
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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That's true. Do they issue you guys hibachi's for long layovers? Can't let that bird go to waste now!
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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All you need is a pot, some water, and a few logs to burn and you will have plane kill stew....mmmmmmm
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| Agent Smith |
"Smash 'em bake 'em, put 'em in a stew?"
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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Doug with those thoughts you could be a redneck fo sure
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imagine what the seat looks like!
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I work for SouthernJets Innanashnul, what can I say! Stay tuned for the blog!
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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I do miss the morning cookings in the breakrooms...
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| Agent Smith |
You can't say you miss the SpeedLine!
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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The speedline was good for breakfast and that was it. After that I would rather starve.
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That's about how I felt about it! The first two hours were nirvana, anything later, you wished you had just bitten the bullet and went to Mo' Betta Chicken! Anyone remember that? Anyone! Anyone?
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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I do!!! i do!!!!
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I remember my first introduction to "Mo Betta" was when I was trying to order a two-piece meal and the two ladies working behind the counter were in a physical fight. I just wanted to eat, but the customers were almost a second thought once the first swings were thrown.
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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Women fighting are always better. They swing fist and grab hair. None of this walking around in circles talking about how bad they are and what they will do to the other person.
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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Doug next time in the ATL for morning flight go to Popeyes on B concourse and you will meet to of the most up beat ladies in the whole airport. The manager Edith is a trip.
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Is that the "Whatchoo want baby? What's yo side" lady? I haven't been thru the ATL since about October so I dont' remember the characters.
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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Thats them. Edith is the on of the 2 heavy set ladies. She is also the louder of the 2. But I tell you what she will make you smile no matter how bad the day sucks at 6 am.
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| Agent Smith |
That must be her. Reminded me of my aunt before she went to the "dark side" around noon or when her blood sugar trended low.
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta
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That good ole southern hospitality.....I do miss that but not the bending and breaking my back and hustling to a flight to make the bags to be waved off. I do like my desk job
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