Dear Mikecweb,

Ian J · May 24th, 2008, 14:33

I know it was you, you filthy bastard.

And you write like a girl.

mikecweb · May 24th, 2008, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

I know it was you, you filthy bastard.

And you write like a girl.

They should know better then to let me handle your COMAT.

KLB · May 24th, 2008, 18:10

OK guys. Come on out with it. What did he write on the COMAT.

Ian J · May 24th, 2008, 18:19

My paycheck arrived with a note written on it asserting his opinion I might be light in the loafers.

While I respect his opinion, he has zero facts or peer-reviewed studies proving I'm anything but heterosexual.

Also, if our airline had a union I wouldn't have to deal with such accusations. I'd take him right to pro-stands, I would.

And also, he's probably just mad us props are stealing his flying.

And everyone knows anyone who writes notes on comat is under-cutting the industry and they probably took a jet course and they probably secretly run Starcheck Virtual Airlines.

Did I forget anything?

ljg · May 24th, 2008, 18:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

Mand they probably secretly run Starcheck Virtual Airlines.

Did I forget anything?

My God, that was a good one.

minitour · May 24th, 2008, 18:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

And also, he's probably just mad us props are stealing his flying.

I literally lol'd at this one.

-mini

mikecweb · May 24th, 2008, 19:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

My paycheck arrived with a note written on it asserting his opinion I might be light in the loafers.

While I respect his opinion, he has zero facts or peer-reviewed studies proving I'm anything but heterosexual.

Also, if our airline had a union I wouldn't have to deal with such accusations. I'd take him right to pro-stands, I would.

And also, he's probably just mad us props are stealing his flying.

And everyone knows anyone who writes notes on comat is under-cutting the industry and they probably took a jet course and they probably secretly run Starcheck Virtual Airlines.

Did I forget anything?

OMG I'm dying!

Isn't there some saying out there that you don't eff with the guy who hands you your paycheck?

aeroman2 · May 24th, 2008, 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian J

My paycheck arrived with a note written on it asserting his opinion I might be light in the loafers.

While I respect his opinion, he has zero facts or peer-reviewed studies proving I'm anything but heterosexual.

Also, if our airline had a union I wouldn't have to deal with such accusations. I'd take him right to pro-stands, I would.

And also, he's probably just mad us props are stealing his flying.

And everyone knows anyone who writes notes on comat is under-cutting the industry and they probably took a jet course and they probably secretly run Starcheck Virtual Airlines.

Did I forget anything?

Bravo my friend, bravo. that seriously made my day reading that.

KLB · May 24th, 2008, 22:48

Oh you forgot turning him in to HR for sexual harasment.

aeroman2 · May 25th, 2008, 02:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by KLB

Oh you forgot turning him in to HR for sexual harasment.

Yea tell them that it is a hostile working envioroment and you cant cope with all the hate! who knows, this day and age you might get money from it!

Seggy · May 25th, 2008, 11:26

Ian don't worry about it.

Your wife is a hottie.

Mikecweb never had a girl that hot talk or give the time of day to him in his life. Just jealousy on his part

minitour · May 25th, 2008, 12:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seggy

Mikecweb never had a girl that hot talk or give the time of day to him in his life. Just jealousy on his part

Is this true, Mike? Fear not. My wife's a fat, dumb, ugly b*tch and for just $4.99 a minute even I can have a hawtie talk to me.

-mini

Firebird2XC · May 25th, 2008, 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by minitour

Is this true, Mike? Fear not. My wife's a fat, dumb, ugly b*tch and for just $4.99 a minute even I can have a hawtie talk to me.

-mini

Until your wife reads this, and then the divorce lawyer will make sure you don't even have $4.99 to make that phone call. LOL

minitour · May 25th, 2008, 15:02

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Originally Posted by Firebird2XC

Until your wife reads this, and then the divorce lawyer will make sure you don't even have $4.99 to make that phone call. LOL

You presume she's literate...

-mini

*edit*
for those that can't follow sarcasm and a dry sense of humor....yes, I'm absolutely joking.

ackeight · May 27th, 2008, 00:37

I don't read the boards for one weekend and I miss out on this, quite possibly the best thread yet

. And Mike has had a hot girl talk to him.... his mom

screennamie · June 5th, 2008, 02:07

Is she really?

<~~~~ Cougar bait

ackeight · June 5th, 2008, 16:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by screennamie

Is she really?

<~~~~ Cougar bait

You decide

minitour · June 5th, 2008, 17:17

That's wrong on so many levels.....

A320_DUDE · June 6th, 2008, 22:48

I don't think I would want her duty rig!

May 24th, 2008, 14:33	#1
Ian J Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nashville Posts: 6,085 Blog Entries: 7	Dear Mikecweb, I know it was you, you filthy bastard. And you write like a girl. __________________

May 24th, 2008, 18:10	#3
KLB Old Skool Join Date: May 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 3,000	Re: Dear Mikecweb, OK guys. Come on out with it. What did he write on the COMAT. __________________ "Never miss a good chance to shut up!" ATP ASEL AMEL CFI CFII MEI Single Pilot Part 135 Freight Current SA227 and BE99 Former Chieftan 2100+ TT B.S. Commercial Aviation: Flight Operations

May 24th, 2008, 18:19	#4
Ian J Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nashville Posts: 6,085 Blog Entries: 7	Re: Dear Mikecweb, My paycheck arrived with a note written on it asserting his opinion I might be light in the loafers. While I respect his opinion, he has zero facts or peer-reviewed studies proving I'm anything but heterosexual. Also, if our airline had a union I wouldn't have to deal with such accusations. I'd take him right to pro-stands, I would. And also, he's probably just mad us props are stealing his flying. And everyone knows anyone who writes notes on comat is under-cutting the industry and they probably took a jet course and they probably secretly run Starcheck Virtual Airlines. Did I forget anything? __________________

May 24th, 2008, 22:48	#9
KLB Old Skool Join Date: May 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 3,000	Re: Dear Mikecweb, Oh you forgot turning him in to HR for sexual harasment. __________________ "Never miss a good chance to shut up!" ATP ASEL AMEL CFI CFII MEI Single Pilot Part 135 Freight Current SA227 and BE99 Former Chieftan 2100+ TT B.S. Commercial Aviation: Flight Operations

May 25th, 2008, 11:26	#11
Seggy Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,498	Re: Dear Mikecweb, Ian don't worry about it. Your wife is a hottie. Mikecweb never had a girl that hot talk or give the time of day to him in his life. Just jealousy on his part __________________ www.alpa.org/colgan

May 27th, 2008, 00:37	#15
ackeight Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 360	Re: Dear Mikecweb, I don't read the boards for one weekend and I miss out on this, quite possibly the best thread yet. And Mike has had a hot girl talk to him.... his mom

June 5th, 2008, 17:17	#18
minitour Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 883	Re: Dear Mikecweb, That's wrong on so many levels.....

June 6th, 2008, 22:48	#19
A320_DUDE Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hartford,CT Posts: 220	Re: Dear Mikecweb, I don't think I would want her duty rig! __________________ Study what will KILL you 1st, Violate you 2nd, and then everything else....

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