Where's the DCA thread?

heading180 · February 1st, 2006, 22:00

any ideas?

Mike Lewis · February 1st, 2006, 22:04

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Originally Posted by heading180

any ideas?

http://jetcareers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23708

FatBastard · February 1st, 2006, 23:33

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Originally Posted by heading180

any ideas?

180, check out RANTS IN YOUR PANTS.COM

ASIDE FROM THAT, HOW ARE THINGS GOING IN THE 4TH REICH? -UM I MEAN AHH- THAT SCHOOL AT SFB WITH THE INITIALS D-C-A ?

ARE YOU GUYS HAVING TO SAY "-SIEG HEIL!!"- WHEN THE PRESIDENT (FUHERER) WALKS PAST AND GIVE THE NAZI SALUTE??

WHEN YOU GUYS REFUSE TO, OR TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE PLACE, ARE YOU SENT TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP AT AUSWITCHZ ?

HOW MANY INSTRUCTORS HAVE BEEN GASSED, SHOT OR LIQUIDATED FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE FUHERER AND THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION?

ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON INVADING POLAND ANYTIME SOON??

NOT ABOUT TO REMILATARIZE THE RHINELAND ARE YOU?

ANY PLANS TO SEND THE SS OUT FOR DOUG AND KRISTI...........AGAIN??

(The stuff you can learn on the History Channel!!) 180, don't take it personal, (It was not directed toward you) I was just having some fun with management.

heading180 · February 2nd, 2006, 22:34

WOW..I still work there and want to keep my job there.. so .. maybe i will see you guys in another thread.

DCApilot2006 · February 3rd, 2006, 18:26

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Originally Posted by heading180

WOW..I still work there and want to keep my job there.. so .. maybe i will see you guys in another thread.

What do you mean? You just started THIS week? You have NOOOO idea.

heading180 · February 4th, 2006, 17:12

iohi

heading180 · February 4th, 2006, 17:13

Do you know who I am DCA2006? Just wondering who you were. Send me a PM if you want.

FatBastard · February 6th, 2006, 22:51

DCA, DON'T DO IT!!

"RUMOR HAS IT 180 IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY THE GESTAPO AND WAS BEATEN SENSELESS BY FUHRER MONTGOMERY ALONG WITH GENERAL O'BRIEN- APPARENTLY, 180 ASKED TO MANY QUESTIONS ON JETCAREERS THAT MADE SENSE.

SOMEONE ELSE HAS ASSUMED HIS HANDLE.

IF YOU P.M. HIM AND THEY WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GASSED!! (What actually happens is that they feed "Heavy Debbie" in dispatch qaudruple her daily rations of navy beans and then you are forced to be in an airtight room with her............ and oh yeah, she has a personal outside air supply- you, however don't- and her flatulence is DEADLY!!!)

AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT, THEY HAVE PHOTOS OF HER IN A THONG!!!

I'VE SEEN MANY AN INSTRUCTOR "CRACK" ON THAT FORM OF TORTURE, MOST GET LABOTOMIZED, OTHER TURN INTO QUIVERING VEGETABLES, STILL
OTHERS, COME BACK TO DELDUD CONAZI ACADEMY AS PRESIDENT, OR THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING. (EXCLUDING PAT MURPHY)

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO POSSIBLY EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THOSE FORMS OF TORTURE??

THINK MAN -MY GOD THINK!!!

(LOL)

DCApilot2006 · February 7th, 2006, 21:57

Bastard, That has got to be the funniest thing I've read around here in ages. The best thing about Debbie is walking up to that counter at 6:30am and telling her the ADF is inop on the turd she just gave you. Don't forget to hide below the counter when she THROWS the can your way.

H46Bubba · February 10th, 2006, 18:40

Oh to my amazement when I finally get internet back that the DCA gestapo has finally gotten their wish. I'm appauled that I was ever a student and an employee. They've lost my support. I will no longer say anything remotely nice about the place. They've been firing people left and right, since I left. A buch of candy A$$' now. Lets got to Momma DAL and tell them what horrible people post on that website and how incredulouse Doug taylor a Delta employee is for hosting the website. I'd love to walk right into the new presidents office and give him the two bird salute and show him my white hairy A$$. Maybe he's due for a visit from the phantom crapper. The look on his face when he finds a nice steaming log on his desk. LOL! Okay I've vented and givent my $0.02!

DE727UPS · February 10th, 2006, 19:38

My big complaint has always been their marketing. I'm grateful that when the DCA guys leave they have over 1000 total and good experience as a CFI, unlike the direct track type programs.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen anything change for the better since we started talking about this when you were still flying there.

Kristie · February 10th, 2006, 20:21

yeah, it's only looking worse and worse for them and yet the guy who started all this hasn't yet called or contacted doug to apologize or rectify the situation. Pretty poor in the professionalism department if you ask me!

FatBastard · February 12th, 2006, 20:16

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Originally Posted by Kristie

yeah, it's only looking worse and worse for them and yet the guy who started all this hasn't yet called or contacted doug to apologize or rectify the situation. Pretty poor in the professionalism department if you ask me!

To answer your question as to why the Fuhrer hasn't called......

Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is trapped!! You see, the Fuhrer told heavy Debbie that her ration of saurkraut and sausage was being cut from 20 servings a day down to 19, thus prompting her to wedge the Fuhrer in between her butt
cheeks- besides the vice like grip, she has threatened to flatulate him to death unless her rations are upped back again to 20, and she would like to be fed a gallon of gravy intravaneously as compensation for pain and suffering.

I know this seems a little hard to believe, "butt" my source tells me this is true.

Word to the wise, the Gestapo has put out a bulletin for you and Dougs' capture- the reward you ask should you just turn yourselves in? You must sell your souls to the Fuhrer himself and lie about the true nature of the Dark.....er I mean they can help save young Padme from certain death...
and help anyone willing to pay tribute to the Riech and butt kiss.

Please reference Star Wars episode 3 and Top Secret- a movie that came out in the 80s' that made fun of German War movies, funny stuff!!

Hope you got a laugh out of this one.

Doug Taylor · February 12th, 2006, 20:59

All I feel after reading that is a craving for an overflowing stein of Paulaner Octoberfest, and a plate of schweinhaxen mit kartoffeln.

H46Bubba · February 13th, 2006, 00:21

Doug alway loves to pull out his german dictionary when ever he can!

Doug Taylor · February 13th, 2006, 10:04

When you travel to a foreign country where you've had no formal training in their language, you learn to order food, beer and ask where the loo is real quick!

FatBastard · February 13th, 2006, 23:14

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Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

When you travel to a foreign country where you've had no formal training in their language, you learn to order food, beer and ask where the loo is real quick!

So what is a sch...ahhh- never mind.

Delta Connection Academy, a battle of wits with an unarmed man!!

LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!

DCApilot2006 · February 15th, 2006, 21:14

Hey Fat Bastard, you been over to Rants lately? Be sure to wear your gloves! It's starting to get toasty warm.

FatBastard · February 16th, 2006, 12:56

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Originally Posted by DCApilot2006

Hey Fat Bastard, you been over to Rants lately? Be sure to wear your gloves! It's starting to get toasty warm.

Checked it out, DCA, man things are really going to hell in a hand backet down there!!

Care to share what the environment is like down there now?

LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!

husky16 · February 16th, 2006, 18:46

the environment hasnt been bad. Except now everyone getting used to the new Class C. and we need the new fleet

FatBastard · February 17th, 2006, 20:41

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Originally Posted by husky16

the environment hasnt been bad. Except now everyone getting used to the new Class C. and we need the new fleet

Husky, besides the new fleet, DCA needs new management.

LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!

luv2av8 · March 2nd, 2006, 00:20

by george, it almost looks as though the blind are begining to find their way...Hazaa!

DCApilot2006 · March 3rd, 2006, 01:12

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Originally Posted by FatBastard

Husky, besides the new fleet, DCA needs new management.

LONG LIVE THE PHANTOM CRAPPER!!

FatBastard, Agreed the fleet is old, crusty and nasty. But I really think we just need MORE airplanes. Anyone that remotely thinks they are bringing us NEW cirrus this month, is smoking grass. Now the management is SLOWLY coming around to the instructors. Stupid crap like providing cookies at a meeting and thinking we should feel the luv. Poor Judy (mom) that works there has probably been tasked with the job of raising spirits. She wouldn't have to if they just PAID the workforce like they should! A THANKYOU every now and then wouldn't be a bad idea either.

The blind are finding their way, Right out the Fricken door. I see the future not too bright unless some people pull their heads out and FAST!
(see rantsinyourpants.com for additional info)

DCApilot2006 · March 3rd, 2006, 01:12

DOUG,
btw, when are we going to hear something from your end?

Doug Taylor · March 3rd, 2006, 02:56

I was hoping for an update this week, but very very soon!

February 1st, 2006, 22:00	#1
heading180 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lake Mary, FL Posts: 58	Where's the DCA thread? any ideas?

February 2nd, 2006, 22:34	#4
heading180 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lake Mary, FL Posts: 58	okay.. i guess WOW..I still work there and want to keep my job there.. so .. maybe i will see you guys in another thread.

February 6th, 2006, 22:51	#8
FatBastard Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Unites States, Generally. Posts: 264	Don't Do It!! DCA, DON'T DO IT!! "RUMOR HAS IT 180 IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY THE GESTAPO AND WAS BEATEN SENSELESS BY FUHRER MONTGOMERY ALONG WITH GENERAL O'BRIEN- APPARENTLY, 180 ASKED TO MANY QUESTIONS ON JETCAREERS THAT MADE SENSE. SOMEONE ELSE HAS ASSUMED HIS HANDLE. IF YOU P.M. HIM AND THEY WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GASSED!! (What actually happens is that they feed "Heavy Debbie" in dispatch qaudruple her daily rations of navy beans and then you are forced to be in an airtight room with her............ and oh yeah, she has a personal outside air supply- you, however don't- and her flatulence is DEADLY!!!) AND IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT, THEY HAVE PHOTOS OF HER IN A THONG!!! I'VE SEEN MANY AN INSTRUCTOR "CRACK" ON THAT FORM OF TORTURE, MOST GET LABOTOMIZED, OTHER TURN INTO QUIVERING VEGETABLES, STILL OTHERS, COME BACK TO DELDUD CONAZI ACADEMY AS PRESIDENT, OR THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING. (EXCLUDING PAT MURPHY) DO YOU REALLY WANT TO POSSIBLY EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THOSE FORMS OF TORTURE?? THINK MAN -MY GOD THINK!!! (LOL) __________________ I like to let my mind wonder, but it never comes back.

February 7th, 2006, 21:57	#9
DCApilot2006 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: sanford Posts: 101	Bastard, That has got to be the funniest thing I've read around here in ages. The best thing about Debbie is walking up to that counter at 6:30am and telling her the ADF is inop on the turd she just gave you. Don't forget to hide below the counter when she THROWS the can your way. __________________ Want to make a fortune? Bill your students 54bucks an hour and pay your slave instructors 11.50 an hour!

February 10th, 2006, 18:40	#10
H46Bubba Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: CVG Posts: 4,465	Oh to my amazement when I finally get internet back that the DCA gestapo has finally gotten their wish. I'm appauled that I was ever a student and an employee. They've lost my support. I will no longer say anything remotely nice about the place. They've been firing people left and right, since I left. A buch of candy A$$' now. Lets got to Momma DAL and tell them what horrible people post on that website and how incredulouse Doug taylor a Delta employee is for hosting the website. I'd love to walk right into the new presidents office and give him the two bird salute and show him my white hairy A$$. Maybe he's due for a visit from the phantom crapper. The look on his face when he finds a nice steaming log on his desk. LOL! Okay I've vented and givent my $0.02! __________________ *"Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do it" - calcapt*

February 4th, 2006, 17:12	#6
heading180 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lake Mary, FL Posts: 58	iohi

February 4th, 2006, 17:13	#7
heading180 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lake Mary, FL Posts: 58	Do you know who I am DCA2006? Just wondering who you were. Send me a PM if you want.

February 10th, 2006, 19:38	#11
DE727UPS Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 6,578	My big complaint has always been their marketing. I'm grateful that when the DCA guys leave they have over 1000 total and good experience as a CFI, unlike the direct track type programs. Unfortunately, I haven't seen anything change for the better since we started talking about this when you were still flying there.

February 10th, 2006, 20:21	#12
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 19,292 Blog Entries: 3	yeah, it's only looking worse and worse for them and yet the guy who started all this hasn't yet called or contacted doug to apologize or rectify the situation. Pretty poor in the professionalism department if you ask me! __________________ Wife of a Delta B767 ER F/O jetgirls.net

February 12th, 2006, 20:59	#14
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	All I feel after reading that is a craving for an overflowing stein of Paulaner Octoberfest, and a plate of schweinhaxen mit kartoffeln.

February 13th, 2006, 00:21	#15
H46Bubba Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: CVG Posts: 4,465	Doug alway loves to pull out his german dictionary when ever he can! __________________ *"Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do it" - calcapt*

February 13th, 2006, 10:04	#16
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	When you travel to a foreign country where you've had no formal training in their language, you learn to order food, beer and ask where the loo is real quick!

February 15th, 2006, 21:14	#18
DCApilot2006 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: sanford Posts: 101	Hey Fat Bastard, you been over to Rants lately? Be sure to wear your gloves! It's starting to get toasty warm. __________________ Want to make a fortune? Bill your students 54bucks an hour and pay your slave instructors 11.50 an hour!

February 16th, 2006, 18:46	#20
husky16 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 64	the environment hasnt been bad. Except now everyone getting used to the new Class C. and we need the new fleet

March 2nd, 2006, 00:20	#22
luv2av8 Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 34	by george, it almost looks as though the blind are begining to find their way...Hazaa!

March 3rd, 2006, 01:12	#24
DCApilot2006 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: sanford Posts: 101	DOUG, btw, when are we going to hear something from your end? __________________ Want to make a fortune? Bill your students 54bucks an hour and pay your slave instructors 11.50 an hour!

March 3rd, 2006, 02:56	#25
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 41,926 Blog Entries: 1	I was hoping for an update this week, but very very soon!

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