Funny things your kids do.

[ASpilot2be]

Originally Posted by Qgar

I have another story about "quiet monitor" moments. I went to investigate after a few minutes of silence. Imagine my horror and disgust when I entered their room and they were buck-ass naked and had "decorated" their crib and part of the wall with the contents of their diapers. YIKES!

I thought we were talking funny. One has to have a crappy sense of humor to find that funny

[JayAre]

In an earlier post I mentioned how my son said he was bored and got up and left during church. Today during Easter mass with the MIL he was pluggin his ears during the music at which point it goes real quite after the song is finished and he says "that it to loud of music"

Thats my boy!

[braunpilot]

Originally Posted by JayAre

In an earlier post I mentioned how my son said he was bored and got up and left during church. Today during Easter mass with the MIL he was pluggin his ears during the music at which point it goes real quite after the song is finished and he says "that it to loud of music"

Thats my boy!

That's awesome...you got a winner!

[Blackhawk]

Almost forgot another kind of funny one from my daughter. My son was maybe three, our daughter 5 1/2. My wife and I are sitting in the living room watching TV while the kids are upstairs playing and we hear a fire truck in the distance. A few minutes later our son comes running downstairs crying and hides under the dining room table crying, "Don't let them take me, don't let them take me!" My wife and I are somewhat befuddled. My wife tries to coax our son out, but he keeps crying, "I can't come out or they might take me away." Finally my wife asks, "Who is coming to take you away?" Our son responds, "Syd told me I was a bad boy today so the police are coming to take me away." Ahh, the joys of having an older sibling. Of course our daughter came down stairs with one of those "I'm an angel" looks.

[JPrice8288]

I have 2 daughters now, 4yo and 4mo.
*The oldest when she was 2 would wake up and come in our room to wake us up, one morning she doesn't come in, wife gets up to investigate...brown stuff on the walls, brown stuff on the floor all throughout the house, she sees our dog and she is covered in it! Wife walks to the kitchen, fridge door wide open and our daughter is sitting there covered with Hersheys chocolate syrup and sucking on the bottle. GOOD MORNING!!!
*When my oldest was 2 she was supposed to be taking a nap. It was very quiet so my wife went to make sure she was sleeping. My wife opened the door and gasped- run over and our daughter is covered in diaper cream, on her face and arms, so is her baby doll. My dad got a picture.

[Bandit_Driver]

Originally Posted by JPrice8288

I have 2 daughters now, 4yo and 4mo.
*The oldest when she was 2 would wake up and come in our room to wake us up, one morning she doesn't come in, wife gets up to investigate...brown stuff on the walls, brown stuff on the floor all throughout the house, she sees our dog and she is covered in it! Wife walks to the kitchen, fridge door wide open and our daughter is sitting there covered with Hersheys chocolate syrup and sucking on the bottle. GOOD MORNING!!!
*When my oldest was 2 she was supposed to be taking a nap. It was very quiet so my wife went to make sure she was sleeping. My wife opened the door and gasped- run over and our daughter is covered in diaper cream, on her face and arms, so is her baby doll. My dad got a picture.

LMAO...Those are good...

[TheShortOne]

I think this has to be one of my favorite threads on JC! I keep laughing at every post!

[fly22]

Oh just you wait Em. Im sure in due time you will be looking up this thread and posting your own stories.

[yoda]

When my daughter was around 2, my wife and I were playing monkey in the middle with her. My wife or I would tell her something and she would go and tell the other what was said. I told my daughter to tell mommy " I Love you." She ran over to mommy and told her what I said. I heard my wife tell my daughter to tell me "ditto." My daughter ran back to me and said "mommy said dildo!" We laughed so hard we cried! Good times, good times!!