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June 29th, 2007, 22:44
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#1 | | Agent Smith
Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL
Posts: 37,985
|  The night of the commute
I'm taking off for JFK in a few hours and low and behold, Murphy's Law hits!
The garage door actuator bracket broke.
Thank goodness it happened while I was home and not the morning that Kristie on her way to work! DOH! | 
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June 29th, 2007, 23:48
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#2 | | Administrator
Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
Posts: 16,862
| Re: The night of the commute
NO joke there!! I wouldn't have known quite what to do.. esp if i was late for work or getting home late (just not enuff hours in the day).
AND better yet... doug's flight is delayed 2 hrs YES!!! more time for ME...  | |
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June 30th, 2007, 01:57
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#3 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DTW
Posts: 1,658
| Re: The night of the commute
Isn't that always the way though. Stuff always breaks at the worst possible moment, or so it seems.
Glad you were home to take care of it.
I remember being in PIT one time and getting a call that my apartment was flooding. It was the most helpless feeling in the world as I knew I couldn't get home to help my wife for several hours.
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July 2nd, 2007, 20:12
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#4 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Socal
Posts: 5,628
| Re: The night of the commute
I am sure she could call Max - he can fix things, and you have no worries about him hitting on your wife. | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 03:22
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#5 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA
Posts: 18,200
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by I_Money  I am sure she could call Max - he can fix things, and you have no worries about him hitting on your wife. | I'll fix you...  | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 12:09
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#6 | | Agent Smith
Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL
Posts: 37,985
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by I_Money I am sure she could call Max - he can fix things, and you have no worries about him hitting on your wife. | Not true. I'm convinced that Max is bi, but he doesn't realize it.
Nice looking lady walks into the room, "Oh gawd, WHOSE THAT!" | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 12:13
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#7 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Eden Prairie, MN (KFCM) (KMSP)
Posts: 9,986
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by Doug Taylor Not true. I'm convinced that Max is bi, but he doesn't realize it.
Nice looking lady walks into the room, "Oh gawd, WHOSE THAT!" |
***cough***Who's That***cough***
I'd agree with you though...Conversations at NJC come to mind....  BUt then again maybe he is thinking, " I can't believe she paired that purse with that outfit...." 
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July 3rd, 2007, 14:00
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#8 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA
Posts: 18,200
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by Doug Taylor Not true. I'm convinced that Max is bi, but he doesn't realize it.
Nice looking lady walks into the room, "Oh gawd, WHOSE THAT!" | Okay, okay...it's like this. Pretend that I'm a avid bird watcher. I spy a rare, beautiful "spotted woodpecker."
I peer through my binoculars, and stare, marveling at it sheer, beauty, majesty, poise etc. I also hold great respect for that rare beautiful bird.
But being human (or gay in my case) and the bird being well a bird, though I might find it physically beautiful. Birds and humans shouldn't copulate.
Hope that makes sense. Ina word, masculine, yet gay as a $3 bill!  | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 15:15
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#9 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Somewhere in the Northeast
Posts: 4,686
| Re: The night of the commute
Max knows women.
I should have him on retainer as my personal 'female personality specialist'. | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 16:08
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#10 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA
Posts: 18,200
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by Seggy Max knows women.
| Just not from the inside! | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 18:09
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#11 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
Posts: 213
|  Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by Maximillian_Jenius Okay, okay...it's like this. Pretend that I'm a avid bird watcher. I spy a rare, beautiful "spotted woodpecker."
I peer through my binoculars, and stare, marveling at it sheer, beauty, majesty, poise etc. I also hold great respect for that rare beautiful bird.
But being human (or gay in my case) and the bird being well a bird, though I might find it physically beautiful. Birds and humans shouldn't copulate.
Hope that makes sense. Ina word, masculine, yet gay as a $3 bill! |
Of all the bird species out there you picked a woodpecker... | |
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July 3rd, 2007, 23:44
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#12 | | Old Skool
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: KPHX, KFFZ, KIWA
Posts: 18,200
| Re: The night of the commute
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Originally Posted by AirborneMedic_ANGa10 Of all the bird species out there you picked a woodpecker... | | |
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