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Old April 11th, 2003, 10:33   #51
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Hey Yaro, not trying to be a dick (oops) here...but get rid of that freakin picture in all of your posts. Its annoying as hell...make it your avatar or something instead...
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Old April 11th, 2003, 11:14   #52
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Did you get the memo on the TPS reports?


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Have you guys seen the Reebok "Terry Tate, Office Linebacker" commercials?

He slams some poor shmuck to the ground, stands over him, gets right in his face and says "I TOLD YOU TO PUT A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORTS!"

TOTAL Office Space reference.

It is funny, working in a corporate environment, to see how many times that movie is referenced in a workday. And quite sad when you realize the actual, honest-to-God parallels between it and your actual work environment.

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Old April 11th, 2003, 11:20   #53
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"You need at least seven pieces of flair"
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Old April 11th, 2003, 11:46   #54
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"I don't really like talking about my flair"
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Old April 11th, 2003, 12:13   #55
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"You can get a burger anywhere. People come to Chochkies for attitude... Don't you want to express yourself?"



I probably totally wrecked that quote but my pal moved to CVG with my DVD...
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Old April 11th, 2003, 12:48   #56
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"PC Load Letter? What the _ does that mean?!"

"So you're gonna quit [your job]?"
"Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going."

GREAT movie. A must-see...
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Old April 11th, 2003, 14:06   #57
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"PC Load Letter? What the _ does that mean?!"

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IMHO, the best line from the movie. At my office we had a HUGE proposal going out this week and the proposal team (myself included) pulled some long hours pulling it together.
The printers were all breaking constantly. The color laser copier kept jamming all night. Every time someone would walk into the area where the printer is housed, it was "PC load letter? What the f*** does that mean??"

By the end of the night I wanted to take it out into a field and have at it with a baseball bat.

"If you could go ahead and come in on Saaaa-turrrrday, that'd be ggggrrrreeeaaat. MMmmmmmmkay? Terrriiiiiifffic."
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Old April 11th, 2003, 16:57   #58
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"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

"Ya know, there is nothing wrong with that name."

"There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys."


Ah the hell with it...I'm going to watch Office Space right now...I love that movie. I'll try to find more good lines for ya.
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Old April 11th, 2003, 16:58   #59
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"Why should I change, he's the one that sucks."
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Old April 11th, 2003, 17:07   #60
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Or

"No one in this country can ever prounounce my name. Ni - E - Nana - jar - Nayeenanajar"

Or

"You know the Nazi's had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear"

Or

"I gotta wake my ass up at 6 am every day this week, drive on up to Vascalenis(sp, i'm sure). Yeah, I'm doin the drywall up there at the new McDonalds"

I watch this movie too much...
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Old April 11th, 2003, 18:30   #61
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How Bout:

"Lawrence, what would you do with a million dollars?"

"I tell ya what I'd do......two chicks at the same time.......I think If I had a million dollars I could hook that up.......Chicks dig dudes with money."

"Not all chicks."

"The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do."

"Good point."
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Old April 11th, 2003, 20:37   #62
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EatSleepFly

You mean this one?







LOL just kidding

BTW why do you think it is annoying?
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Old April 11th, 2003, 20:46   #63
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LOL, yes Yaro, that one. You can leave it up if you want, I dont care that much, I'm just not a huge Simpsons fan.
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Old April 12th, 2003, 05:35   #64
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LOL, yes Yaro, that one. You can leave it up if you want, I dont care that much, I'm just not a huge Simpsons fan.

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I don't care anymore either - because that picture is the reason I shut off viewing people's signatures! It just made for way too much scrolling.

But I'd much rather talk about our favorite movie. By the way, I agree that the PC load letter line is the best one in the movie!
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Old April 12th, 2003, 09:16   #65
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Woo hoo, thanks...I figured out how to do that instead. Nevermind Yaro, you can leave it up!
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Old April 12th, 2003, 13:20   #66
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Well I like simpsons But the only reason I put it up there is to make a little Fun.
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Old April 12th, 2003, 17:27   #67
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At least make it smaller.
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Old April 13th, 2003, 19:31   #68
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Sorry to be anal Doug, but it's fifteen! Since nobody pointed that out I thought I would.

"Yeah - Oh, Peter. You can go ahead and come in on Sunday too. We have to play a little catch up. That would be great."

Dream sequence, Lumbergh holding his coffee mug shirtless with female's legs in the air - "Yeah that's great. If you could move a little to the left there - Oh yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's great."
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Old April 14th, 2003, 10:43   #69
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I would have referenced the movie, but my pal moved to Ohio and took my DVD! Ack!



Yeaaahh....that would be greaaaaat.
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Old April 15th, 2003, 22:00   #70
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"My stapler...yeth i i believe you have my my my stapler"

In my humble opinion best line ever in a movie.

 
Old April 16th, 2003, 14:52   #71
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What is scary is I have a guy that looks and talks like that in one of my classes (Business). VERY similar.
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Old April 16th, 2003, 16:34   #72
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"Peter..... Whats Happening?"
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Old April 16th, 2003, 17:41   #73
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"Thees is a ######!"

That gets me every time.
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Old April 21st, 2003, 08:52   #74
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"Sarim Na..na... not going to work here anymore!"
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Old May 1st, 2003, 16:01   #75
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Looks like ive been missing out on office space quotes!
Its not that im lazy, its that i just dont care!

Thats the best quote
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