not another pilot divorce - Page 2

mrivc211 · February 24th, 2005, 04:39

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Precisely, that's one of my pet peeves. Whenever anyone asks me about flight attendants and extramarital sex, I like to ask "So, are you banging your secretary?"

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My captain last month kept asking me who I've already gotten with? as in which Flight Attendants. By the end of our trip, I finally had convinced him nothing had happened. He then proceeded to tell me he "guarantees" that something will happen by years end.

I don't think he ever heard me say that I had a girlfriend like 1 million times. Hahahah.

Windchill · February 24th, 2005, 08:58

There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.

When we're making next year's New Year's Resolutions, I must remember to ask you if you've scored with a flight attendant.

MQAAord · February 24th, 2005, 09:48

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There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.

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Oh where, oh where do I start.......

Kristie · February 24th, 2005, 11:34

I'll let you deal with this one Amber! hhahaha

Mr_Creepy · February 24th, 2005, 11:40

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There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.

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Oh where, oh where do I start.......

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Sounds like an extra income opportunity for ya Amber!

LOL I'm kidding!!!

Windchill · February 24th, 2005, 13:15

Just in case I get misinterpreted ... the "that's what they're there for" is meant to be a part of my sarcastic, ridiculously ludicrous marketing scheme.

I did not write that under the cover that I actually believe that. It was meant to be humorous.

I'm a nice guy, really

MQAAord · February 24th, 2005, 15:17

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Just in case I get misinterpreted ... the "that's what they're there for" is meant to be a part of my sarcastic, ridiculously ludicrous marketing scheme.

I did not write that under the cover that I actually believe that. It was meant to be humorous.

I'm a nice guy, really

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It's all good

Kristie · February 24th, 2005, 15:39

need to remember that

smiley is your friend!

Windchill · February 24th, 2005, 17:39

Once I saw the posts from Amber and Kristie, I realized I was on the verge of being torn a new one and ought to clarify things

Doug Taylor · February 24th, 2005, 17:49

If an airline has to market itself to pilots... wait, time for another "Doug Taylor analogy that hardly make sense"-moments.

Ahem, if a adult film company has to market for male actors, chances are, you're not going to enjoy working with your cast.

ready2fly · February 25th, 2005, 08:38

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Once I saw the posts from Amber and Kristie, I realized I was on the verge of being torn a new one and ought to clarify things

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Hey, being torn a new one ain't always a bad thing. Sometime the old one needs to be shut down.

stuckingfk · February 25th, 2005, 19:33

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Precisely, that's one of my pet peeves. Whenever anyone asks me about flight attendants and extramarital sex, I like to ask "So, are you banging your secretary?"

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My captain last month kept asking me who I've already gotten with? as in which Flight Attendants. By the end of our trip, I finally had convinced him nothing had happened. He then proceeded to tell me he "guarantees" that something will happen by years end.

I don't think he ever heard me say that I had a girlfriend like 1 million times. Hahahah.

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This is kind of funny.......My good friend works for Skywest as a flight attendant she can't believe how promiscuous some of the pilots are. And the worst part, most of that hit on her and want to do something are either married, engaged, or has a girlfriend.

Mr_Creepy · February 25th, 2005, 19:53

Most of your flight attendants are good sorts, but then there are those who bring down the average. At Midway they called them the "Young, dumb and full of ..." Well you know what I mean.

FlyChicaga · February 25th, 2005, 19:54

Then the next thing you know, you got crabs.

Kristie · February 25th, 2005, 21:05

not to mention whatever other unmentionables were passed on!

All it takes is 1

Doug Taylor · February 26th, 2005, 12:36

Crabs if you're lucky! Or at least you'll look like a jackass to your FO: "Yeah, I go to church every sunday, think Janet Jackson should have went to jail for the wardrobe mal'HOLY crap look at the juggs on THAT one! That reminds me of when I was TDY in the Phillipines..."

ready2fly · February 27th, 2005, 08:22

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Then the next thing you know, you got crabs.

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Mmmmm.... crab.

secretapproach · February 27th, 2005, 16:11

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There's an awesome marketing scheme for your airline. Fly with us as a pilot and we guarantee you will score with our flight attendants! That's what they're there for.

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Oh where, oh where do I start.......

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The following is a link to a book that my old flight instructor and pilot buddy of mine from Germany brought me as a gift when they were passing through Michigan and we met up. Just thought I'd throw some more fuel onto the flight-attendant-sex-object fire. Don't kill me - I didn't buy the book, it was a gift and how could I refuse a gift?

Flight Girls

I looked for info on this in English but couldn't find it. Basically the book description just says that male fantasies are simple: they see a flight attendant and imagine her naked. That's what the book delivers. But the pages are thick and glossy, so it's art and not pornography!

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.

Vingus · February 28th, 2005, 12:52

Funny, it seems to start early in the pilot career. I'm currently in training for an airline, and we are having lots of classes with the new flight attendants. They sure are cute! Anyhow, occassionally, some of the pilots (me occassionally, too) go out to dinner with the young ladies. It's all innocent fun. But I've got to admit, it would be tempting

Some of the other guys in my class went out late the other night with the girls, and I'm sure something went of with some of them. Can you blame them?

I see it this way...a mid thirties guy who is on the ladder to success and a young pretty girl...sounds like a good match to me.

Problem is when the thirties pilot guy already has a wife and kids at home. I didn't even go out that late night...don't need the temptation. Call me weak, but you just never know what's going to happen when you mix alcohol and cute girls...better to stay away.

Like the old saying goes, just cause you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu. Just make sure you don't order the main course!

Mr_Creepy · February 28th, 2005, 13:22

"Incidents" occur way more often in training, to my experience. You have more free time and there are more of you in the same place...

Be aware though, that those who spend too much time on "Incidents" often have trouble completing training.

Doug Taylor · February 28th, 2005, 15:02

Pilots can be as hypocritical as anyone else. Some will talk "God & Country" in one sentence, then talk about seeing their kid's soccer coach in the next.

Mr_Creepy · February 28th, 2005, 15:58

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Pilots can be as hypocritical as anyone else. Some will talk "God & Country" in one sentence, then talk about seeing their kid's soccer coach in the next.

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What's more hypocritical? Doing that above? Or judging someone by holding them to standards you don't follow yourself?

Now I'm not talking about YOU Doug, but I hate it when someone tells me something I'm doing isn't very "Christian" when they are not!

My usual snappy answer is "what do you know about being Christian?"

Remember that Christians aren't any better than anyone else, they've just asked to be forgiven!

Doug Taylor · February 28th, 2005, 17:03

What are you talking about?

FlyChicaga · February 28th, 2005, 20:58

mtsu_av8er · February 28th, 2005, 23:00

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Remember that Christians aren't any better than anyone else, they've just asked to be forgiven!

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The truth he speaks!!!