Quotable quotes

mpenguin1 · October 22nd, 2008, 13:41

My vote goes to Max.

"How do you blow the side?." Of course, Max asked the question with his perverted eyes glowing

2nd one.

"Poor Doug blew his big wad!!" - h46bubba

pedro · October 22nd, 2008, 13:59

ha ha. That was h46bubba I think.

mpenguin1 · October 22nd, 2008, 16:30

This one comes from Tony

Seggy - "How can I talk to her when people keep sending me messages?"

Tony - "Well, turn your cell phone off."

mpenguin1 · October 22nd, 2008, 16:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by pedro

ha ha. That was h46bubba I think.

Thank you!!!!!

Man, take away the name tags & I am useless

Polar742 · October 22nd, 2008, 16:50

I think the grand prize is (in summation):

"Uh yeah, I fly international for Continental..." - To be unnammed woo, er, pilot of a weedwhacker trying to pick up a chick....

KLB · October 22nd, 2008, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polar742

I think the grand prize is (in summation):

"Uh yeah, I fly international for Continental..." - To be unnammed woo, er, pilot of a weedwhacker trying to pick up a chick....

Hey! He flies to Canada every once in a while. That counts!....Right?

SeanD · October 22nd, 2008, 17:00

I heard many great quotes. Its a shame most are R rated. Some even X rated. Maybe Flychicaga will post it. He knows exactly which one Im referring to.

Cav · October 22nd, 2008, 17:00

Oh lord here we go.

Brian Z · October 22nd, 2008, 17:42

Why can I not really remember many. Oh, well I will sit back, read and see what comes out of my sleep deprived melon.

Qgar · October 22nd, 2008, 17:50

Here's one for ya....Wildfreightess stating, "My ovaries are twitching," after listening to a phone conversation I had with my teenaged twin daughters.

JEP · October 22nd, 2008, 18:28

Q...how could your forget?

"Would you like a little butter with your tail?"

Qgar · October 22nd, 2008, 18:56

Oh yeah....I almost forgot about that one.

Maximillian_Jenius · October 22nd, 2008, 21:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpenguin1

My vote goes to Max.

"How do you blow the side?." Of course, Max asked the question with his perverted eyes glowing

...now, Mike! What if I asked that as a serious question, and not how it was taken!?

Dazzler · October 22nd, 2008, 23:05

At NFI on Sunday night, there was a bucket of battered sausages for people to share out on the balcony:

Undisclosed person: "Hey Max, would you like some sausage?"
Max: "Now you know I don't receive"

Also, I liked when about five people said in unison:
"Ah, so that's Captain Bob!!!"

Bigey · October 23rd, 2008, 02:17

Pengy

What was the quote when we were outside done with the Allegiant Tour? I dont remember but couldnt stop laughing!??!

Doug Taylor · October 23rd, 2008, 02:20

"Watch out Charlie, she's got the full diaper walk!"

Captain_Bob · October 23rd, 2008, 02:32

There should be about 7 or 8 folks that remember this one...

"I want some black action!"

No... Max wasn't involved...

Firebird2XC · October 23rd, 2008, 02:35

I'm pretty sure anything I said being repeated here would get the ban-hammer filter.

Yeah.

"If you listen closely, you can hear my liver screaming."

Doug Taylor · October 23rd, 2008, 02:36

Nice!

Firebird, everything work out to your liking this morning?

I want details man.

Firebird2XC · October 23rd, 2008, 02:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Bob

There should be about 7 or 8 folks that remember this one...

"I want some black action!"

No... Max wan't involved...

That was sick. You pwnt that table!

Firebird2XC · October 23rd, 2008, 02:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Nice!

Firebird, everything work out to your liking this morning?

I want details man.

I dunno. I got a picturemail of one of the group shots with hottie and friend and a "Thanks for a great night!" pic. The rub? Her friend's phone- I don't have her number. Her entourage runs tight security.

I don't think I'll be giving out any more free tango lessons, alas.

Pity. I'd have commuted for that girl.

I wanted to know her. You know- like.. ask questions.. and actually listen.

I will say this- she was into me. Her friends had to peel her off me.

Ever see the movie "Serendipity"? Yeah.

Tony and Seggy, I'll be giving a roundtable segment next year. You guys want this first in the schedule so you can put it to good use?

Sidebar: Any girl that actually manages to shackle me still has to pass a panel interview with the JC crew. "Awesome enough to be a JC lady" is a must-have to seal the deal.

Captain_Bob · October 23rd, 2008, 02:57

"A proton walks into a bar..."

Bumblebee · October 23rd, 2008, 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Bob

There should be about 7 or 8 folks that remember this one...

"I want some black action!"

No... Max wasn't involved...

yes yes yes . . . then he turned Ramen over and gave him some serious Captain Bob . . . wow incredible~

Velocipede · October 23rd, 2008, 03:50

Personally, I'd like to see both Qgar and Wildfreightess' tails buttered. Maybe at the same time!

Kristie · October 23rd, 2008, 03:52

"mark...mark...mark...mark....mark......mark.. .. MARK.. MARK...MARK...Hey man, nice to see you tonight"

October 22nd, 2008, 13:41	#1
mpenguin1 Old Skool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 11,849 Blog Entries: 5	Quotable quotes My vote goes to Max. "How do you blow* the side?."* Of course, Max asked the question with his perverted eyes glowing 2nd one. "Poor Doug blew his big wad!!" - h46bubba __________________ Please donate to the Benjamin Hill Memorial Fund http://forums.jetcareers.com/general...rial-fund.html Last edited by mpenguin1; October 22nd, 2008 at 16:44.

October 22nd, 2008, 13:59	#2
pedro Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Phoenix, Az Posts: 1,293	Re: Quotable quotes ha ha. That was h46bubba I think. __________________

October 22nd, 2008, 16:30	#3
mpenguin1 Old Skool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 11,849 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Quotable quotes This one comes from Tony Seggy - "How can I talk to her when people keep sending me messages?" Tony - "Well, turn your cell phone off." __________________ Please donate to the Benjamin Hill Memorial Fund http://forums.jetcareers.com/general...rial-fund.html

October 22nd, 2008, 16:50	#5
Polar742 Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockledge Posts: 3,147	Re: Quotable quotes I think the grand prize is (in summation): "Uh yeah, I fly international for Continental..." - To be unnammed woo, er, pilot of a weedwhacker trying to pick up a chick....

October 22nd, 2008, 17:00	#7
SeanD Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KLAS Posts: 4,708	Re: Quotable quotes I heard many great quotes. Its a shame most are R rated. Some even X rated. Maybe Flychicaga will post it. He knows exactly which one Im referring to. __________________ "When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky"

October 22nd, 2008, 17:00	#8
Cav Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Let me look, I forgot. Posts: 855	Re: Quotable quotes Oh lord here we go. __________________ "Rigid integrity is the first and most gainful qualification in every profession." Thomas Jefferson

October 22nd, 2008, 17:42	#9
Brian Z Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Arvada, CO Posts: 329	Re: Quotable quotes Why can I not really remember many. Oh, well I will sit back, read and see what comes out of my sleep deprived melon.

October 22nd, 2008, 17:50	#10
Qgar Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: fingers crossed..... Posts: 6,842	Re: Quotable quotes Here's one for ya....Wildfreightess stating, "My ovaries are twitching," after listening to a phone conversation I had with my teenaged twin daughters. __________________ Proud First Lady of the JC Mini-Conservative Movement Vice President, Director of Air Hostesses

October 22nd, 2008, 18:28	#11
JEP Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chaska, MN. Posts: 14,176 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Quotable quotes Q...how could your forget? "Would you like a little butter with your tail?" __________________ : : : “.....This Space For Rent.....” - Me

October 22nd, 2008, 18:56	#12
Qgar Old Skool Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: fingers crossed..... Posts: 6,842	Re: Quotable quotes Oh yeah....I almost forgot about that one. __________________ Proud First Lady of the JC Mini-Conservative Movement Vice President, Director of Air Hostesses

October 22nd, 2008, 23:05	#14
Dazzler Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,132	Re: Quotable quotes At NFI on Sunday night, there was a bucket of battered sausages for people to share out on the balcony: Undisclosed person: "Hey Max, would you like some sausage?" Max: "Now you know I don't receive" Also, I liked when about five people said in unison: "Ah, so that's Captain Bob!!!" __________________ CSEL-IA AGI IGI CFI CFII ATC: "Cesnna 12345, say Altitude" N12345: "Altitude" ATC: "Cessna 345, radar service terminated, squawk VFR, frequency change approved, so long"

October 23rd, 2008, 02:17	#15
Bigey Old Skool Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Socal Posts: 3,764	Re: Quotable quotes Pengy What was the quote when we were outside done with the Allegiant Tour? I dont remember but couldnt stop laughing!??! __________________ PUBNAT'er 4 LIFE!

October 23rd, 2008, 02:20	#16
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 50,368 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Quotable quotes "Watch out Charlie, she's got the full diaper walk!" __________________ Doug Taylor PPL-SEL PA-38 Typed

October 23rd, 2008, 02:32	#17
Captain_Bob Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: DFW, based back in EWR, wishing I was in Maine Posts: 4,201	Re: Quotable quotes There should be about 7 or 8 folks that remember this one... "I want some black action!" No... Max wasn't involved... __________________ My head is in the clouds and my heart is still in Maine... but my devotion and love belong to my wife and children. New Pics as of 4/09! Last edited by Captain_Bob; October 23rd, 2008 at 02:54.

October 23rd, 2008, 02:35	#18
Firebird2XC Old Skool Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: *ATTENDING NetworkJC '09 Posts: 4,366	Re: Quotable quotes I'm pretty sure anything I said being repeated here would get the ban-hammer filter. Yeah. "If you listen closely, you can hear my liver screaming." __________________ www.remember3407project.org 'Rapid Upgrade' is a trap. http://forums.jetcareers.com/airline...ur-career.html

October 23rd, 2008, 02:36	#19
Doug Taylor Agent Smith Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: KSDL Posts: 50,368 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Quotable quotes Nice! Firebird, everything work out to your liking this morning? I want details man. __________________ Doug Taylor PPL-SEL PA-38 Typed

October 23rd, 2008, 02:57	#22
Captain_Bob Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: DFW, based back in EWR, wishing I was in Maine Posts: 4,201	Re: Quotable quotes "A proton walks into a bar..." __________________ My head is in the clouds and my heart is still in Maine... but my devotion and love belong to my wife and children. New Pics as of 4/09!

October 23rd, 2008, 03:50	#24
Velocipede Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pacific NW Posts: 4,181	Re: Quotable quotes Personally, I'd like to see both Qgar and Wildfreightess' tails buttered. Maybe at the same time!

October 23rd, 2008, 03:52	#25
Kristie Big Chief's Woman Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 21,251 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Quotable quotes "mark...mark...mark...mark....mark......mark.. .. MARK.. MARK...MARK...Hey man, nice to see you tonight" __________________ Wife of a Delta B767 ER F/O Kristie's Flickr Page LinkedIn jetgirls.net engineeryournetwork.com

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