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July 21st, 2004, 17:28
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| Old Skool  Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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|  I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Well, as I sat in the doctor's office today for my annual stay-alive physical, it took only a single sentence to make me realize that I don't need to get any older. "OK, Lloyd, goa head, lean over and rest your elbows on that table."     |
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July 21st, 2004, 17:45
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| Moderator  Join Date: May 2003 Location: GRR
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Just wait till the big C word rolls around. No, not cancer. Colonoscopy! Gasp!  |
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July 21st, 2004, 17:55
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... I've already had one...  Long story, but life wasn't worth living for the rest of the week.... |
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July 21st, 2004, 18:07
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: GRR
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... I feel your pain..... Or at least your "discomfort". |
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July 21st, 2004, 18:31
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Burbank, CA
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Well, as I sat in the doctor's office today for my annual stay-alive physical, it took only a single sentence to make me realize that I don't need to get any older. "OK, Lloyd, goa head, lean over and rest your elbows on that table." [/ QUOTE ] Oh dear lord!!!!!! Thank god I dont have to do that............. Yet... Sorry you guys had to go through that.... |
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July 21st, 2004, 18:38
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: GRR
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Do you both still keep in touch with that special doctor?  [/ QUOTE ] I send mine very expensive presents every year. We don't socialize, though.  In fact, I'm not sure he'd recognize me if we met face-to-face.  |
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July 21st, 2004, 22:46
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shaolin NY, ACK MA
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 | Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Well, as I sat in the doctor's office today for my annual stay-alive physical, it took only a single sentence to make me realize that I don't need to get any older. "OK, Lloyd, goa head, lean over and rest your elbows on that table." [/ QUOTE ] were his hands on your shoulders???? kidding kidding  |
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July 22nd, 2004, 03:01
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... you're SURE you don't want a second opinion???? |
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July 27th, 2004, 13:50
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Do you both still keep in touch with that special doctor? <img src="http://jetcareers.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> (I'm kidding, I'm kidding) [/ QUOTE ] He keeps paging me, but I don't think I need to see him anymore.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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July 27th, 2004, 16:34
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| Old Skool  Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... GAWD! Reminds me of my first AME! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Dude was ALL UP IN my business!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Had me singin' MOON RIVER like a champ!!! Needless to say, I went to a different AME for my last exam. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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July 28th, 2004, 13:11
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Had me singin' MOON RIVER like a champ!!! [/ QUOTE ] Hittin those high notes, huh?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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July 28th, 2004, 15:03
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| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Breakin' glass,bro. Breakin' glass. |
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August 2nd, 2004, 23:34
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Home Sweet Home!
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Ahhh!!! I remember it just like it was ... last friday. and to think I came home from a fantastic 2 week vacation just to be violated. Jim |
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August 3rd, 2004, 11:49
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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August 3rd, 2004, 18:08
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| Old Skool  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Utah
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 | Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Poor guy!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It's probably kind of like having an OB up to her/his elbows in your mommy parts huh? I heard there was this part....in guys.....that if hit just right......well, I better stop there. |
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August 4th, 2004, 02:25
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| Old Skool Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Utopia
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] I heard there was this part....in guys.....that if hit just right......well, I better stop there. [/ QUOTE ] oh, yeah!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] That's 100% absolutely tru... Oh, my bad... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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August 4th, 2004, 13:43
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Fo\' Laudydaudy, FL.
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Reminds me of my first time with a flight surgeon in Korea, it went like this... Her: Ok, pants down and bend over.... Me: No, No, Hell Noooo... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] Her: Well, you wanna fly right? Me: Yeah but I'm only 20 and I don't need that... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Her: Well it's either me or Him. (Him being BIG football player look-a-like) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Very BIG hands [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Me: Pleeaasssee Noooo... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Her: Sorry but you no flyeee GI... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Me: Ok but please be gentle, and watch those nails Her: oohh...uuuhh...aaahh [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Smilecrunch.gif[/img] Me: Very Confused [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Then to make matters worse she didn't want to do the testicular cancer check. She's like; You can do that in the shower on your own. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] At least I had a girl do it though...Still felt violated... |
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August 9th, 2004, 07:21
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Santa Clara, CA
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... First I've heard of a cancer check...it's always been the "turn your head & cough" hernia check in my experience. JR |
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August 9th, 2004, 10:00
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Oh jeez ... don't remind me about this stuff. I've got to do it next month ... |
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August 9th, 2004, 10:45
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| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DFW
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Yeah, some doctors do the ol probe when you're above a certain age. I was 36 when I had mine. |
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August 9th, 2004, 13:27
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| Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Fo\' Laudydaudy, FL.
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] Oh jeez ... don't remind me about this stuff. I've got to do it next month ... [/ QUOTE ] Hopefully he/she will have small lil fingers...MUAJAJAJA!!! Kidding just kidding [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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August 9th, 2004, 16:56
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Space Shuttle
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... Oil Check! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/spin2.gif[/img] |
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August 9th, 2004, 21:21
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| Junior Member  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Atlanta
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... First time I had this done was while I was a ROTC cadet trying to get in the Air Force. The doc was Easily the most attractive woman that I've ever seen. |
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August 9th, 2004, 22:31
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: GRR
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| Re: I just Wanna Be 15 Again..... [ QUOTE ] First time I had this done was while I was a ROTC cadet trying to get in the Air Force. The doc was Easily the most attractive woman that I've ever seen. [/ QUOTE ] If she looked so-so to begin with, then got much prettier after the *exam*, you may have some issues. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] (not that there's anything wrong with that) |
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