Public Service

[Polar742]

I'm going to “pay it forward” by preventing the onset of carpal tunnel in the airline forums.


I have produced, for your use, these common posts.



Like a form letter you need to fill in the information where appropriate, but since most of the arguments are recycled ad nauseum, I just figured I'd move the process along.

Originally Posted by bash the other guy's commuter

You guys at <insert airline's name> are a bunch of <choose one: scabs; spineless wimps; job stealers; unprofessional inexperienced morons>. Here at <insert the name of your airline>, we <choose one or more: have a bigger W2, have more days off, fly the <version> of the <plane type>, have a better <insert department name> department.>.


You guys do nothing but <choose one: drag down the profession, lower the bar; yourself out; commit egregious and various unprovable transgressions; continue to undercut>.


Pilots at <insert airline you hate du jour> are ruining it all


It doesn't matter because once I get my 1000 TPIC I'm going to <insert hot airline of the moment> and you guys will be making 30k/yr.

Originally Posted by retort

I can't believe you guys at <insert airline> really think that your commuter is better than any other.

Originally Posted by wholly owned argument

I can't believe <insert contractor code share> still flies for <insert name of mothership that doesn't give a rat's ass>. You guys <choose one: suck; leave late; have dirty airplanes; have stinky lavs; park next to us; only fly to <name city you used to like to layover in>, lie about your times>.


<choose: We have a flow thru agreement; mainline training department; we work lock-step; our service is awesome!>

Originally Posted by contractor argument

We at <insert your airline> have no idea why <insert name of mother ship that doesn't give a rat's ass about commuters> owns you. Your <choose one or more: costs are too high; on-time is low; planes are ratty>.


We just <pick one or more: fly where they boss tells us; get the job done; can't get <insert wholly-owned airline name> to get the planes loaded and out>

Copy, paste and edit to your needs.


I'm sure it'll save thousands of dollars in wrist surgery down the road.


You're welcome!!

[surreal1221]

Holy . . .

Epic.

Thanks Martin.

[SpiraMirabilis]

You guys at SouthernJets International are a bunch of unprofessional inexperienced morons. Here at Mesa Airlines Holding Company, we fly the 200 of the CRJ, have a better Legal department.


You guys do nothing but commit egregious and various unprovable transgressions.


Pilots at Southernjets are ruining it all


It doesn't matter because once I get my 1000 TPIC I'm going to GoJets and you guys will be making 100k/y

[killbilly]

I am speechless.

Brilliant, Martin.

[ASpilot2be]

Hahaha, brilliant!

[turbomax97]

Here's to you!!!!

[Doug Taylor]

tuk r jawbz!