The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Profession

[Doug Taylor]

Originally Posted by Van_Hoolio

Here's her myspace [from another board]:

http://www.myspace.com/nightingale72883

From her self-description:

Oh yes, and I have a habit of running around without any pants on.

You don't say...

[MQAAord]

I rather liked her love of pears because of their shape.

Does this say anything about the "shape" of the CA?...........

[surreal1221]

I wonder who the arbitrator was that brought these two fine threads together as one, seemlessly and silently.

We need to rightly name the "______ Award."

[Bama]

Originally Posted by MusketeerMan

I'm bored in ORD tonight, so I'll take mike's place...

"I'd hit it"

http://www.myspace.com/nightingale72883

Are you satisfied with your answer?

[MQAAord]

As in all M&As there's no way to make everyone happy. We hope that we've come to a fair and equitable conclusion for all involved.

There will be no fences in place, and the combined thread will be free to post as the post senority allows it to hold.

I can not, however, take the credit (or the blame) for this merger. It wasn't me.

[TheShortOne]

exactly why your myspace/facebook profiles should always be private.

[n77j]

Getting drank is one thing but running around butt naked-well.....

http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0508/521163.html

[MQAAord]

Already posted twice. See "Quagmire" thread.....

[Silverhawkpmm]

I'll bite on the myspace profile out of curiosity... but I think our First Officer had fair warning .. lol ....



" Oh yes, and I have a habit of running around without any pants on. "

[inside0ut]

And he's from Pitt. Atleast he was rocking out his Pen's shirt!

[jtrain609]

Originally Posted by inside0ut

And he's from Pitt. Atleast he was rocking out his Pen's shirt!

WINGS BABY!

[SkyCougar]

That's comedy! Sound like that particular crew could use a "crew dog" like this one in South Africa who used to get the drunken sailors home from the pubs.

http://www.simonstown.com/tourism/nuisance/nuisance.htm

[juxtapilot]

Originally Posted by Polar742

Final Update

We applaud the powers that be for working together, making this merger a reality. There were, quite literally, thousands of man hours spent making sure the rights of all our International Association of JetCareers Keyboard Ninja Brotherhood Union (IAJCKNBU) are protected.

We were able to come to a fair agreement that will allow this thread to move forward. Hopefully we can regain the trust of those posts that may not have been attached to this thread due to the turbulence generated by these last few minutes.

Most of all, we'd like to thank our line Keyboard Ninjas for your professionalism, unity and support. We spend the countless hours volunteering because you're such professionals.

Be proud of this achievement. Bask in it's glory (but not for more than 5 minutes, that was deemed "gloating" in the arbitrator's decision).

Peace and chicken grease,

YOUR elected representitives

Haha, your PR's crack me up.

[Doug Taylor]

<merged threads>

[KLB]

"Oh yes, and I have a habit of running around without any pants on."

There's the problem right there!

[PGT]

eww she's not even hot but can't expect any hotter from pinnacle

[Doug Taylor]

Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!

[cfii2007]

And to think I can't even get a date, let alone find a woman to run naked in the woods with me.

[inside0ut]

Originally Posted by jtrain609

WINGS BABY!

Whaaa?!??! NOoooooooo...the Pens must win!!!


Haven't seen the cup since 92...and I'm not even a Pens fan. Gotta root for the home team tho!

[PGT]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!

they have a big pool of other plain people to chose from

the hot women pool isn't as big so us "spicy hot studs" don't have that much to chose from unless we want to date down.

[inside0ut]

Originally Posted by Doug Taylor

Plain people probably get lucky way more than all of us spicy hot studs posting in this thread!

Uhhhh I don't know about you, but when I put on the duds all I can say is "chick magnet". See, some guys get into this profession for the money. I'm in it for the chicks man.


Guess I'm lucky since there is tons of BOTH!!!!



(*runs and ducks before my wife sees that*)

[Doug Taylor]

Originally Posted by inside0ut

Uhhhh I don't know about you, but when I put on the duds all I can say is "chick magnet". See, some guys get into this profession for the money. I'm in it for the chicks man.


Guess I'm lucky since there is tons of BOTH!!!!



(*runs and ducks before my wife sees that*)

Chicks dig the double-breasted coat and hat man.

(No worries, I'll be singing "soprano" right along with you after Kristie logs in!)

[MQAAord]

It is a good-looking uniform!

I wish I had the full-length pic of Bill that was taken when we had our engagement pics done..... I think it's at his mother's house. I'll have to borrow it and scan it.

Double-breasted is the way to go. American's uniforms used to be like that too. I think they changed sometime in the 70's to single.... not sure though.

[melax]

This story is quite hilarious...

http://www.nbc10.com/news/16341365/detail.html

[ljg]

Just fired off a resume to 9e after reconsideration of their corporate culture.