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You know you're bored at FL350 when..............
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| Old Skool |
...You start trying to match fingerprints on the FMS, PFD and MFD screens.
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| Old Skool Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Spokane, WA
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You study the systems manual
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boulder, CO (anywhere but Fresno)
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You pull out your Jepp revisions and take care of them there.
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| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: On the Road
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There is only People and US magazine, and you are okay with that.
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Ooops, My Bag......
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| Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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| Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005
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you add up all your intrument, x-country and ME time with your calculator on your watch or cell phone
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...you actually think "hmm, central Kansas really is lovely this time of the year"
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: KATL, Georgia, Tennessee
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...you find yourself crossfeeding fuel to take care of that pesky 25 lb. imbalance. ...you search through ADF channels to find a decent radio station. ...you've finished the crossword in newspapers from three different cities.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Low Earth Orbit
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For you Kingairer: I only get bored trying to climb out behind an RJ (Yes, even the 700/900). Put down the USAtoday and step on the gas pedal! | |
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| Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005
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ahhhhhhhhhh ur no fun | |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Low Earth Orbit
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"we are over middleton, KS," looks for a any lake and says "see there is center lake"
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boulder, CO (anywhere but Fresno)
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I would love to hear that line on a flight from SFO to Cabo!
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nomadic...World Wide Boobie Bungalow Bouncer
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Ridin the PLI all the way to FL370, LOVE kingairer!
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Low Earth Orbit
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Pathetic (flight) Level Increase? Pretty Lame Indicated airspeed? Practically Levitating In air? Please Level out Immediately? | |
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| Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2003
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Pitch Limit Indicator...shows stick shaker AOA...appears with slats out or within range of a stall. Ready for my oral now!
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| Old Skool Join Date: Sep 2003
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I might have failed the first time around....I think it comes out with windshear and GPWS also.
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: GRR
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nomadic...World Wide Boobie Bungalow Bouncer
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NJ, ive got no problem doing 300fpm and 200 knots up to 370 if its only corporate guys behind me.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Low Earth Orbit
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If you're doing 300fpm and 200kts the only thing behind you is a J-3. And maybe a King Air. What are you doing looking at KIAS up there anyway? Doesn't that thing have a M meter? 3000fpm/.80 through Fl350 baby | |
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| Old Skool Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Nomadic...World Wide Boobie Bungalow Bouncer
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Exec Jet 1234, Slow to 200Knots for Traffic ahead. or if you prefer Exec Jet 1234 Slow to .56. Funny thing is each time i try to step on the gas and go faster it just gets out of trim!
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