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Old October 24th, 2005, 17:35   #1
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Dougie already started it in another thread... so, since he's now approved of using "quotable quotes", let's hear em!

I'll start...it may not be completely PG-13, but it is a fact of life...

"I like sex, it's just f'in good!"


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Old October 24th, 2005, 17:41   #2
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Max talking to his boyfriend, "I can't give you your virginity back!"


John, Emily, & all looked at each other, wondering how the hell do you return somebody's virginity?
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Old October 24th, 2005, 17:43   #3
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We were all sitting there after a couple of us had done the sim. We are all chatting about flying and what not then there was that silence. You know the every 7 min. silence in conversations.

Well out of no where Matthew is on the phone and says


" You want your virginity back, well I didn't take it!"


Oh man I was laughing so hard.
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Old October 24th, 2005, 18:00   #4
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There were so many, but I can't remember them. Szluka, Tony, Brett and I even said somebody should have a note pad.
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I remember a couple but they are not printable.
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I remember a couple but they are not printable.
Don't be a wuss, let's see them, you can always blot out the profanity....
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Don't be a wuss, let's see them, you can always blot out the profanity....
Emily said that when her friend Chase showed up I said:

"Emily I'll cut you, I'll cut you Emily" and then proceeded to stab her with a straw repeatedly.

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"my nipples are like swords - you could fight the war of 1812 with them"
and matt, the exact line was "I'm gonna cut you b*tch!"
many more but after only 5 hrs of sleep last night, it's going to take a bit before i can drag them out of my brain
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Emily said that when her friend Chase showed up I said:

"Emily I'll cut you, I'll cut you Emily" and then proceeded to stab her with a straw repeatedly.

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uhhh yea.. and that won't be happening again next year - right Max??

otherwise we'll be taking the alchohol out of the mix (no pun intended).
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I feel a 12-step program coming on for one of our members!
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Don't be a wuss, let's see them, you can always blot out the profanity....
uhh, let's not...cuz i don't want to have to move *another* post to the lav
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Naaaaaaaw I only get TOTALLY SMASHED once a year and thats JC.
I drink socially on the weekends. But I don't get wasted most times cuz not an alcoholic and because I'm always driving!
Maybe next year I join Joe on the sober side of fun!

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Old October 24th, 2005, 20:28   #13
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During dinner Friday at the Studio Cafe:

"Have You Thought About A Man Bag?"

and a couple of non-printable ones....Doug!!!
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Maybe next year I join Joe on the sober side of fun!
Then where will the rest of us get our fun?!
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True...true but I don't want to get a reputation or have people to get the wrong idea about me and think that I'm an alcoholic. When in fact I just can't handle my liquor.



But then I think my behavior can be explaied by the 2 long islands,the two rum and cokes and the Gin & Tonic...and that was just Sat.

fun times had by all!

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Dood, the funniest thing for me was you blaming me for mixing you a long island that was too strong. I'm like, uh, Matt, you saw me pour all the liquor in there. You didn't think that would get you bombed?

There's a quote there: These long islands are too strong!
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Matt, none of us really think you're an alcoholic. We saw firsthand that you just can't handle alcohol at all!
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Matt, none of us really think you're an alcoholic. We saw firsthand that you just can't handle alcohol at all!
hehehe...well thats good to know!

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Dood, the funniest thing for me was you blaming me for mixing you a long island that was too strong. I'm like, uh, Matt, you saw me pour all the liquor in there. You didn't think that would get you bombed?

There's a quote there: These long islands are too strong!
Yea Tone man I had no f-in clue how much liquor was comprised in a Long Island!
Yours were good but they were strong,were talking stronger then the ones in the casinos.
Marshall and I really liked the Sex on the Beach we had!

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Marshall and I really liked the Sex on the Beach we had!

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Hey now...

I didn't get any sex on the beach. I just bought you some!

Personally, Long Islands are my thing. More bang for your buck!
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Yea Tone man I had no f-in clue how much liquor was comprised in a Long Island!
Yours were good but they were strong,were talking stronger then the ones in the casinos.
And I didn't even have all of the stuff that normally goes into one.

They were strong, but that's a combination of not having a pouring top and a tall glass and me saying, I gotta kill this liquor so that Doug and Kristie don't have to take this back. Seriously, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did!
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I didn't get any sex on the beach. I just bought you some!

Personally, Long Islands are my thing. More bang for your buck!
Obviously Long Islands are my thing. As well that and Margaritas. If I want a "gay" drink my faves are Sex on the Beach and Amaretto Sours...yum!

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9FI, Doug yelling to Matt during his shot:

"Drink it down, B**ch!"
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You sayin I'ma girl?

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Haha! Nah man!
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