I was jumpseating in plain clothes last week and had left my liquids in my overnight bag, since ATL security usually doesn't care. This time, the Toothpaste Stealing A-hole decided that since I wasn't in uniform, the liquids would have to go.
Anyway, he searches my bag and removes a can of shaving cream. After his "thorough" search, he failed to even find the tube of toothpaste, the stick of gel deodorant, and the bottle of liquid allergy medicine. I guess 1 out of 4 ain't too bad.