[aloft]

Originally Posted by Ian J

"You are freight. You will sit in the back and not say a dang word because that's what you do best. In the event of a bumpy ride, you will not compain. In the event of an emergency, I will exit the aircraft swiftly and laugh while I watch you burn. I will literally throw you in and out of the plane. You will not have a seat belt, but I will secure you with a big red tarp. If you are lucky enough to be a lab animal, enjoy the ride because you will most likely be killed once we arrive. Thanks for flying Airnet, as if you had a choice."

That was awesome!