[Velocipede]

Doug,

I'm sure you did. Drunk? No question. Off the plane.

On my last trip, an F/A told me a story about a couple getting on in LAS. The wife was so lit, she missed the main cabin door and walked into the side of the airplane.

F/A said, "Sorry, you can't fly in that condition, you'll have to take a later flight."

Hubby stayed aboard and left his sotted wife behind.

Bet that would have been an interesting evening when she finally made it home.