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Originally Posted by ready2fly  Where do I sign??? 
It could be a virtual " Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" kind of trip!! 
FireBird (on left) and ready2fly (on right)
WooooooYEAH!!! "Easy now! Don't go sideways on me!"  |
I've used endless variations of the "flyswatter/bats" shtick.
"So there I was, surrounded by hordes of rabid hamsters with nothing to defend myself but a ping pong paddle and a copy of Richard Simmons' 'Sweatin to the Oldies 2"...
"So there I was, surrounded by a herd of angry jackalopes, with nothing to defend myself by my wits and the soap suds on my naked body."
The line is just so damned versatile.