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Originally Posted by UPSpilot  Airbus planes don't have an engine failure checklist. They have an engine capitulation checklist. |
Captain: Engine Failure!
FO: Standby....uhh, I agree, I've got the checklist, oh, CTRL-ALT-Delete
Captain: Tried that, next item.
FO: Maginot Line?
Captain: Breached
FO: Paris?
Captain: Evacuated.
FO: America?
Captain: Called.
FO: Checklist complete.
Captain: Ok, Center, AirFrance 3402, M'aidez, er... Mayday, mayday mayday.