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Originally Posted by Doug Taylor  So you 'knock it out' off the bat. Hmm, that's an idea! Unless I'm interpreting that wrong! |
You can't interpret it wrong. There's only two ways to resolve the situation. The fun way, and...
The hard way. There are some times you just have to get your ass-chewed. We all know when it's coming, there's that vibe. Sometimes you're at home, you're going to get an ass-chewing. I think to myself, "Self, do you want 3-4 days of eggshells, or do you want to get it out of the way now?" I usually take the just get it over way. So I say something dumb. For example, you drink Miller Lite. Of course being a good man, you can't let beer be left in the fridge before leaving. You ask to have some cheap, cold, domestic beer in the fridge when you get home. Naturally, it gets innocently forgotten. You kindly ask, "I'm out of beer, did you remember to get me some?"
The natural response is the forthcoming ass-chewing. It usually involves stuff about you going out and not appreciating all the work around the house. Why do you not care about these things? Oh, and you didn't notice she got her hair done. Then you can have makeup sex, or just sleep it off, and go about your time at home.
Use the process. Step one: I'm sorry. Step 2: It's my fault Step 3: I understand why you're upset. Step 4: I won't do it again
There girls, you now know everything. I'm trying to help Doug, and I spill the beans.